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It turns out one cannot know the position and velocity of a peeled banana, as it will simply cease to exist. All according to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which was founded as Heisenberg himself was slowing going bananas trying to find bananas bananas bananas

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04-18-2017, 08:43 PM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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(04-16-2017, 09:19 AM)Wheat Wrote: it turns out that banana thread

it turns out that bananas thread, you just gotta unscrew the top
04-19-2017, 01:01 PM
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it turns out, out turns in. the banana's skin turns inwards into itself to reveal the banana you were trying to get at.
04-20-2017, 02:32 AM
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it turns out you've been peeling bananas this whole time. And nothing else.

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04-20-2017, 04:22 AM
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You're Alright

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05-01-2017, 11:16 PM
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it turns out the dogs, for instance, Odie from popular webcomic Garf, know how it's done
05-01-2017, 11:23 PM
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look at them bananas:

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05-02-2017, 07:43 AM
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it turns out, you have to do this:

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05-02-2017, 07:44 AM
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Thank You, Please : it turns out you should always thank your bananas before peeling them. Growing is hard work!
05-02-2017, 07:35 PM
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It turns out that bananas don't like Mondays, are slow to peel and slow to sell on Mondays around the world. Thank You, Please

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05-02-2017, 10:55 PM
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and no beef soup please

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it turns out a banana is tired
05-03-2017, 01:01 AM
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it turns out if you hit Odie with a banana, you will be satisfied even without a peeled banana, you monster

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05-03-2017, 03:06 AM
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The Goddamn Pacman

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it turns out Thank You, Please
05-03-2017, 03:11 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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it turns out there's a circle of hell devoted to people who consume forbidden fruit, bananas being one of them. Thank You, Please

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05-09-2017, 10:42 PM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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05-27-2017, 05:03 AM
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cool?

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it turns out dumb ass millennials, stop peeling bananas and buy a house

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05-28-2017, 07:57 AM
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cool?

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it turns out *horse

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05-28-2017, 07:58 AM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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it turns out that in order to get to be an astronaut, you not only need perfect vision (check,) but you also need to know how to peel all the bananas you'll find up there, hence why we sent monkeys up and not dogs. if we're going to get this hawk into space, it needs all the advice it can get on passing this test. hence why every post in this thread is relevant to the matter at hand
06-10-2017, 02:48 AM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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it turns out that to unpeel a banana you have to spell it right without looking it up
06-10-2017, 02:48 AM
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It turns out there's no nutritional case for not eating peels, but due to pesticide usage it's actuallly not advisable to feed the outermost layer to your birds
06-10-2017, 03:26 PM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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it turns out you're supposed to put the peel back on when you're done
06-10-2017, 05:08 PM
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it turns out you've gotta fashion a molotov cocktail with the banana as fuse
06-10-2017, 05:16 PM
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it turns out you just wait a few months and the peel rots right off
06-10-2017, 05:30 PM
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(06-10-2017, 05:30 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: it turns out you just wait a few months and the peel rots right off

it turns out i did that once. a banana escaped my lunchbox and wandered into my backpack, where it sat unnoticed. turns out the peel is the only part left after a few months.
06-10-2017, 05:50 PM
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it turns out you just put the banana on your nose and tell a lie.
06-10-2017, 06:28 PM
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