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it turns out you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
01-20-2017, 03:08 AM
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it turns out you're supposed to use a cheese grater
01-20-2017, 03:13 AM
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it turns out you can peel the whole bunch in one good tug
01-20-2017, 03:14 AM
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it turns out they're just closed-minded about the concept of being comfortable in the nude, so you gotta teach them to be open minded by your example.

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01-20-2017, 03:24 AM
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It turns out they are actually just a sushi rolls painted yellow with food colouring.

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01-20-2017, 03:25 AM
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it turns out you should wait for them to bloom so they open up naturally
01-20-2017, 03:28 AM
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It turns out I am legally disallowed from being within 50 metres of bananas for the next 3 years.

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01-20-2017, 03:31 AM
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It turns out that Candy is like Humanity's Fruit, so you should eat that because its a healthy alternative.

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01-20-2017, 03:32 AM
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it turns out it's like a souffle and if you make loud noises that'll do the trick
01-20-2017, 03:46 AM
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It turns out you're supposed to use advanced interrogation techniques on the banana so it may reveal all its secrets, in the interest of national security of course

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It turns out you're supposed to turn it inside out, then peel it
01-21-2017, 12:46 AM
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It turns out bananas speak a foreign language and you're supposed to hire a professional banana-whisperer to commune with the banana and peel it.

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01-22-2017, 03:55 AM
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It turns out that is Schrödinger's banana and it is in varying degrees of undress at all times, thus complicating the situation even further.

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01-22-2017, 04:05 AM
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it turns out you're supposed to seduce the bananas into peeling themselves
01-22-2017, 04:08 AM
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it turns out you gotta get a mohel so it's kosher
01-22-2017, 07:35 AM
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like a wild, sexy Dick Cheney

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it turns out these would make a great day calendar.
01-22-2017, 04:43 PM
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it turns out you have to cut the banana in slices, and then chew off the peel from each slice.

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01-22-2017, 05:55 PM
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It turns out you're just supposed to say "sudo peel"

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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01-22-2017, 05:56 PM
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It turns out pineapples are bananas, peel them instead

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
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01-22-2017, 05:58 PM
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It turns out you need a second person to insert their key and turn it at the same time

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(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
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It turns out you need to throw it in the trash

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
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It turns out you need to put it in a blender and blend for 2 minutes

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
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It turns out you have to peel the strong ones first, so that only the weak are left to breed and peeling is easier next time

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(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
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It turns out you have to sing it a steven universe song, and it will cry its banana juices, which you should then harvest and freeze in the shape of a peeled banana

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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