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Reyweld
 RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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01-22-2017, 06:02 PM
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It turns out bananas aren't vegan, so just give them to your pets

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
01-22-2017, 06:04 PM
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It turns out if a banana isn't spotless, neither will your soul be after peeling

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
01-22-2017, 06:05 PM
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it turns out if you keep them in the fridge you won't cry when you open them
01-22-2017, 09:43 PM
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it turns out that you should dunk it in liquid nitrogen and then shatter it over the edge of a boat that needs christening
01-22-2017, 09:45 PM
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it turns out that you're supposed to use your corkscrew
01-22-2017, 09:48 PM
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it turns out you're supposed to do that orange-peel smile thing, but with an entire banana
01-22-2017, 09:51 PM
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it turns out osha has rules for this sort of thing and you should have been wearing your PPE, safety glasses, work gloves, steel-toe boots, rebreather etc
01-22-2017, 09:52 PM
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it turns out you're supposed to write your greatest regrets on the peel with sharpie first so when you throw it away it's therapeutic
01-22-2017, 10:06 PM
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it turns out that if you really love it, you should let it go, and if it loves you too it'll come back, peeled
01-22-2017, 10:06 PM
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it turns out that you can peel a banana with another peel
01-22-2017, 10:07 PM
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it turns out you can put it in your mouth and smoke it like a jazz cigarette
01-22-2017, 10:07 PM
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it turns out you throw it into the ocean and watch as it slowly drifts away
01-22-2017, 10:08 PM
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it turns out you gotta tee it up at the golf course and give it a good thwack with your 9 iron
01-22-2017, 10:09 PM
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it turns out that you gotta unload your 9 millimeter into it
01-22-2017, 10:10 PM
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it turns out that your saliva is enough to dissolve the coating, so just put it in your spittoon
01-22-2017, 10:11 PM
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it turns out it's zero-sum: to unpeel one banana you have to repeel another. karma
01-22-2017, 10:12 PM
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it turns out this is what stonehenge is for
01-22-2017, 10:13 PM
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it turns out you have to wait for the new moon, go out to the forest, smear your nude form in goat's blood, and summon baphomet
01-22-2017, 10:16 PM
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it turns out you can buy "extra lean" bananas at the supermarket that are just the peel
01-22-2017, 10:16 PM
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it turns out you can draw the innards out with a syringe
01-22-2017, 10:17 PM
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it turns out, you get three bananas alone in a room with each other, and they'll peel each other in fury
01-22-2017, 10:20 PM
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it turns out it's not the monkey peeling the banana like we thought; it's the banana peeling the monkey
01-22-2017, 10:20 PM
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It turns out that all bananas are actually voodoo dolls and the one you have there in your hand is yours.

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01-22-2017, 10:28 PM
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