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01-23-2017, 01:19 PM
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it turns out it's like skinning a dead rabbit:

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02-05-2017, 02:01 AM
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it turns out I just found a thing I want to pay Chwoka to film himself doing with an actual banana
02-05-2017, 05:34 AM
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It turns out there are starving kids who would love to have that peel, you ingrate.
02-06-2017, 12:09 PM
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It turns out you just have to complete the ancient chant: banana fo fanana me mi mo mana...
02-06-2017, 12:11 PM
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it turns out if you fall asleep cuddling the peel it will be gone in the morning.
02-06-2017, 12:12 PM
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it turns out if you hold that high note it'll just shatter.
02-06-2017, 12:20 PM
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it turns out you can Elmyra Duff that sucker right outta there.
02-06-2017, 12:31 PM
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it turns out the peel isn't into that whole "vore" thing so if you explain the situation it will politely leave.
02-06-2017, 12:34 PM
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it turns out the peel is way into that "vore" thing so if you explain the situation it'll jump in first.
02-06-2017, 12:36 PM
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it turns out all medieval torture devices are designed with bananas in mind.
02-06-2017, 12:58 PM
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it turns out you should have listened to that spider. "Some Peel"
02-06-2017, 09:57 PM
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it turns out you wont care how much peel you have as long as it's in muffin form.
02-06-2017, 09:58 PM
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it turns out it's an elaborate series of red and green diodes that only appear yellow.
02-06-2017, 10:00 PM
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it turns out if you turn that green down a bit it turns into an orange.

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02-06-2017, 10:02 PM
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It turns out there is no banana and you just have to keep peeling. Why did you buy this again?

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02-08-2017, 02:11 AM
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it turns out it's quicker if you shove it in a turkey with some lit bottle rockets
02-08-2017, 02:14 AM
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it turns out bananas accept bribes
02-08-2017, 02:14 AM
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It turns out this banana is to humans what Pandora's box is to the Greeks.

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02-08-2017, 04:36 AM
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it turns out Oh, wait, never mind, you've been doing it the right way, good job.
02-08-2017, 06:15 AM
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02-08-2017, 02:52 PM
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It turns out THIS IS A STICK-UP. PUT THE BANANA DOWN NOW.

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02-08-2017, 05:50 PM
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02-10-2017, 01:29 AM
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it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled
02-15-2017, 12:43 PM
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it turns out you have to wait for the potassium to decay the peel
02-15-2017, 12:48 PM
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