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Schazer
 RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
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01-23-2017 01:19 PM
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it turns out it's like skinning a dead rabbit:

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02-05-2017 02:01 AM
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 RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
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it turns out I just found a thing I want to pay Chwoka to film himself doing with an actual banana

peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
02-05-2017 05:34 AM
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It turns out there are starving kids who would love to have that peel, you ingrate.
02-06-2017 12:09 PM
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It turns out you just have to complete the ancient chant: banana fo fanana me mi mo mana...
02-06-2017 12:11 PM
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it turns out if you fall asleep cuddling the peel it will be gone in the morning.
02-06-2017 12:12 PM
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it turns out if you hold that high note it'll just shatter.
02-06-2017 12:20 PM
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it turns out you can Elmyra Duff that sucker right outta there.
02-06-2017 12:31 PM
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it turns out the peel isn't into that whole "vore" thing so if you explain the situation it will politely leave.
02-06-2017 12:34 PM
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it turns out the peel is way into that "vore" thing so if you explain the situation it'll jump in first.
02-06-2017 12:36 PM
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it turns out all medieval torture devices are designed with bananas in mind.
02-06-2017 12:58 PM
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it turns out you should have listened to that spider. "Some Peel"
02-06-2017 09:57 PM
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it turns out you wont care how much peel you have as long as it's in muffin form.
02-06-2017 09:58 PM
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it turns out it's an elaborate series of red and green diodes that only appear yellow.
02-06-2017 10:00 PM
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it turns out if you turn that green down a bit it turns into an orange.

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02-06-2017 10:02 PM
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It turns out there is no banana and you just have to keep peeling. Why did you buy this again?

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02-08-2017 02:11 AM
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it turns out it's quicker if you shove it in a turkey with some lit bottle rockets
02-08-2017 02:14 AM
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it turns out bananas accept bribes
02-08-2017 02:14 AM
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It turns out this banana is to humans what Pandora's box is to the Greeks.

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02-08-2017 04:36 AM
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Oh, wait, never mind, you've been doing it the right way, good job.

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02-08-2017 06:15 AM
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peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
02-08-2017 02:52 PM
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It turns out THIS IS A STICK-UP. PUT THE BANANA DOWN NOW.

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it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled
02-15-2017 12:43 PM
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it turns out you have to wait for the potassium to decay the peel
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