you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
it turns out you can lick the peel and it will dissolve like cotton candy
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it turns out bananas are an endangered species and you're going to jail now
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it turns out if you don't cut the banana into pieces and mail a piece to three other people, you will never be happy again!
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it turns out that you have to throw it up in the air and shoot it with a gun
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it turns out you're supposed to get two bananas and get the stronger banana to peel the weaker one
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it turns out the driveway and onto the garden path
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it turns out 150 WEIRD TRICKS TO IMPROVE YOUR BANANA PEELING EXPERIENCE

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(01-22-2017, 03:55 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »It turns out bananas speak a foreign language and you're supposed to hire a professional banana-whisperer to commune with the banana and peel it.

Yeah, I can't say I believe that one.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
it turns outward with banked curves in order to reduce the banana's lateral gs and intensity rating
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it turns out
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
it turns out the peel was there for your protection
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
it turns out the peel you've been peeling was a decoy all along
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it turns out you should heat the banana and let the difference in thermal expansion separate the peel
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it turns out you should just outsource the peeling to a monkey
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it turns inside out.
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It turns out there's a recaptcha you have to fill out so the banana knows you're not a robot.
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It turns undead.
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It turns out you must build an arcane capacitor to harness all the raw energy the banana will release upon destruction of the barrier.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
It turns out you cannot PEEL WHAT CANNOT EXIST, IA IA, THIS BANANA SHALL SUFFER!!
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
it turns out you should use a power drill to drill both ends
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
it turns out that bananas make good pets, so why are you eating them, you monster
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
it turns out you glue on googly eyes to make it friendlier
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it turns out if you peel slowly, you'll see a flesh texture beneath the yellow sticker layer
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
it turns out bananas scream, but it's too high pitched to hear.
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