you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
(02-17-2017, 08:25 PM)Wheat Wrote: »it turns out if you peel slowly, you'll see a flesh texture beneath the yellow sticker layer

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it turns out you're supposed to bury them in the ground for several months until they ferment, and then eat them
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it turns out the peel is like a slug and a pinch of salt will do the trick.
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it turns out no matter how you peel it you will still be empty inside.
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it turns out the peel is nature's gift wrapping. Happy birthday champ!
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it turns out the banana fork is the one on the left.
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it turns out incorrect peeling is a supernormal stimuli and you will die before you finally get it right.
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it turns out blah blah blah do the Carlton.
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it turns out you should NEVER shake a banana.
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it turns out you need to find a gros michel.
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it turns out you have to create a separate banana-themed subforum.
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it turns out you can take it on an airplane and it'll pop open due to the pressure differential.
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it turns out you can tap it three times to stop it from spraying all over you.
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it turns out a banana's peel is actually a vegetable equivalent of a fursuit
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it turns out you can never know the momentum and peelsition of a banana at the same time.
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It turns out peeling a banana won't bring back your honey.
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it turns out you can rub your nose first to make it dissolve faster
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it turns out you have to take some banana leaf, attach it to a voodoo doll, and then rip the outside off the voodoo doll
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it turns out you have to make bee noises and its peel will open up like a flower
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it turns out you have to play truth or dare with it, and either dare it to peel itself, or ask it something so embarrassing its peel falls right off
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it turns out you can edit the raws of the banana and delete [HAS_PEEL]
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it turns out that the peel isn't there to keep you out, but the banana in. You have been warned.
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it turns out you have to teleport the insides of the banana
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it turns out you have to squish the banana with a hydraulic press
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
it turns out its wrong to peel bananas. bananas have feelings too you know...
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