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banana you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
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it turns out that IS a banana in my pocket and i'm not happy to see you
06-10-2017, 07:07 PM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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it turns out you just create a battery with it. you can use this to power subsequent peelings of bananas
06-10-2017, 07:20 PM
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(06-10-2017, 07:20 PM)Coolacanth Wrote: it turns out you just create a battery with it. you can use this to power subsequent peelings of bananas

it turns out you can use jumper cables from one banana to another to peel them bth
06-10-2017, 07:59 PM
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It turns out humans can be peeled and eaten just like bananas, same flavor and everything. But don't take my word for it; try it yourself!

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06-11-2017, 01:33 AM
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Coolacanth
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it turns out a specific type of slug is known for its ability to eat banana peels (and only the peels), leaving a clean, delicious unpeeled banana for anyone to enjoy
06-11-2017, 05:40 PM
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06-12-2017, 02:33 AM
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It turns out you can press two bananas together and they'll upgrade (at a small price) into a peeled banana

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06-13-2017, 02:43 AM
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It turns out you can 3d print unpeeled bananas that taste better then 'real' bananas

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06-13-2017, 02:43 AM
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It turns out cucumbers are unpeeled bananas that are reforming their shell, and it is much easier to remove the skin of a cucumber

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
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06-13-2017, 02:44 AM
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It turns out that 9 of 10 children know how to peel bananas and you can just give it to them in exchange for a pat on the head or 10% of your company shares

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
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06-13-2017, 02:46 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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it turns out some things are better left unpeeled *noir music plays*

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06-13-2017, 03:34 AM
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Turns iut you just stick a corkscrew in the stem and pull it off in one go.

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06-29-2017, 12:23 PM
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turns out you just put it down in front of a jumpscare movie and watch ir jump out of its skin.

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06-29-2017, 12:24 PM
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Turns out the bananas in shops are ONLY the skin to prevent shoplifting. You gotta get an attendant to put the matching banana in when you pay.

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06-29-2017, 12:26 PM
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Turns out when a banana grows big enough, its old skin sloughs off revealing glistening new skin below.

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06-29-2017, 12:27 PM
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Turns out a banana can only be correctly peeled if you are wearing pyjamas.

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06-29-2017, 12:28 PM
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turns out you just squeeze it and the peeled banana shoots out like a bullet.

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06-29-2017, 12:33 PM
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it turns out bananas are actually snakes that shed their skin when the time is right. You only have a limited window before it puts on another skin!

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06-30-2017, 02:21 AM
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it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
06-30-2017, 03:14 AM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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it turns out you lay them lengthwise on the train tracks and then scamper away
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06-30-2017, 09:32 AM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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it turns out that you have to counterbend it and it'll just crack open
07-01-2017, 01:03 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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it turns out you're supposed to drop 10 different banana designs from 5 meters to see which peel types best protect the egg inside
07-02-2017, 08:40 PM
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the one who patented nonsense

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it turns out bananas are like onions and they're really just peels all the way down
07-02-2017, 08:40 PM
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the one who patented nonsense

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(02-15-2017, 12:43 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled

(06-30-2017, 03:14 AM)Reyweld Wrote: it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

it turns out reyweld is a thief.
07-02-2017, 08:50 PM
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it turns out rotating a banana 360 degrees reverses its orientation, and that a 720 degree rotation is the true rotational identity matrix
07-02-2017, 08:51 PM
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