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Dragon Fogel
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(07-02-2017 08:50 PM)a52 Wrote:  
(02-15-2017 12:43 PM)qwerx3 Wrote:  it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled

(06-30-2017 03:14 AM)Reyweld Wrote:  it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

it turns out reyweld is a thief.

It turns out peeled bananas and unpeeled bananas are the same thing. So don't bother peeling it, just eat the banana.

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07-02-2017 08:56 PM
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it turns out you just have to rotate it about the xz plane -- the banana isn't inside the peel, it's just farther away

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it turns out sketchup doesnt have any banana peel textures so just put it in there
07-03-2017 09:24 AM
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Dragon Fogel
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It turns out you just shove it in your mouth sideways so it looks like you have a really big smile.

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07-04-2017 11:14 PM
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07-05-2017 12:01 AM
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(07-04-2017 11:14 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote:  It turns out you just shove it in your mouth sideways so it looks like you have a really big smile.

It turns out this is how Aardman did it.

07-05-2017 03:26 PM
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(07-02-2017 08:50 PM)a52 Wrote:  
(02-15-2017 12:43 PM)qwerx3 Wrote:  it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled

(06-30-2017 03:14 AM)Reyweld Wrote:  it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

it turns out reyweld is a thief.

(07-02-2017 08:40 PM)a52 Wrote:  it turns out bananas are like onions and they're really just peels all the way down

(01-20-2017 02:40 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote:  it turns out that it's like an onion and you just gotta keep peeling and peeling to get to the actual banana

it turns out you are too
07-06-2017 05:47 AM
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Dragon Fogel
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It turns out that to properly open a banana, you have to unwittingly steal someone else's idea for how to open a banana.

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07-06-2017 06:10 AM
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(07-06-2017 05:47 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote:  
(07-02-2017 08:50 PM)a52 Wrote:  
(02-15-2017 12:43 PM)qwerx3 Wrote:  it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled

(06-30-2017 03:14 AM)Reyweld Wrote:  it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

it turns out reyweld is a thief.

(07-02-2017 08:40 PM)a52 Wrote:  it turns out bananas are like onions and they're really just peels all the way down

(01-20-2017 02:40 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote:  it turns out that it's like an onion and you just gotta keep peeling and peeling to get to the actual banana

it turns out you are too

it turns out i have betrayed my master and dishonored my clan. farewell. may my ancestors have mercy on me.

Spoiler: tw: banana gore
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07-06-2017 06:22 AM
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it turns out you have to stuff the banana in a body-bag until it tells you how the foul deed is done.

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07-06-2017 12:50 PM
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Reyweld
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it turns out if you throw a banana like a boomerang, it comes back with one layer peeled off because bananas are basically yellow onions

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07-09-2017 11:39 PM
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it turns out that both barium and sodium want to give away electrons so no, BaNaNa doesn't exist
07-12-2017 01:34 AM
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it turns out you just have to give them moderator privileges and a few months later kaput goes the banana stand
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it turns out you have to strike the banana to peal it
07-12-2017 01:36 AM
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it turns out that you need to condition bananas to peel when they hear a bell ring
07-12-2017 01:37 AM
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it turns out thats actually a cat inside a banana, just try to pet it
07-12-2017 07:35 AM
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it turns out you have to say "Open Sesame" in a booming voice.

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it turns out banana peels are high in potassium so just expose it to liquid water
07-13-2017 08:23 AM
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