you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
It turns out that bananas don’t exist, what the hell are you all talking about
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It turns out you have to pit eight bananas against each other in an interdimensional battle to the death and whichever one survives will be peeled.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
It turns out you draw pictures of the banana and ask people for suggestions on how to peel it.
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It turns out that a portion of the bananas are actually working for the Mafia so you have to get the whole bunch to vote on which bananas should be peeled in order to find the criminals.
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It turns out you have to peel a little bit of the banana, and then pass it off to the next person, who will do the same, until you're out of people and then everybody can see how the banana got peeled.
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It turns out you write 50,000 words on the banana in the space of a month.
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It turns out you get a list of people and secretly give them all the name of someone else on the list, and then they go out and peel a banana for the person whose name they got.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
(11-07-2018, 09:57 PM)Kitet Wrote: »[Image: hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEXCPYBEIoBSFryq4...zdtlhk8iWQ]

What are you injecting into the banana?
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
the banana un-peeling formula of course!

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It turns out that you must peel a layer of reality first before the banana displays its true, godly form
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