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MEGAMART mweep
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MEGAMART

Yes, everyone's favorite nineties television gameshow about supermarket shopping is making its return, right here in Hawkspace.

Except not the question parts because they were boring, and not the big sweep or whatever it was called because I'm the only person here. Or the riddles, because I'm not good at rhyming (see: mweep). Which only leaves finding the items in a supermarket, where I already know all of the items.

At least I can make the shopping list ridiculous, and you get to help!

You see, I live within walking distance of a giant food store, and there is very little you can't find there (Don't tell the authorities, there are the highly illegal Kinder Surprise Eggs). I'm giving myself a challenge, that the next time I head there, I will have thirty minutes to find as many items off a list of ridiculous food products, and you all can help come up with such foods.

You can list all sorts of things, from the general (hot sauce over 1 million Scoville, Austrian cheese) to the specific (watermelon flavored hot chocolate mix, margarita jelly beans) to the outright weird (durian, raw alligator). Those all are real things for sale there. Next time I head over, I'll take a interesting selection of suggestions and see just how many of them I can get.

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01-20-2017, 02:51 AM
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Get at least 20 different kinds of juice boxes.
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01-20-2017, 03:06 AM
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01-20-2017, 03:14 AM
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01-20-2017, 03:18 AM
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01-20-2017, 03:20 AM
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01-20-2017, 03:26 AM
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01-20-2017, 04:04 AM
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01-20-2017, 04:50 AM
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01-20-2017, 01:03 PM
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I am very jealous by the way, I would give anything to be able to walk around this shitty store and buy many strange foods

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01-20-2017, 01:06 PM
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01-20-2017, 03:11 PM
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01-20-2017, 06:31 PM
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01-20-2017, 06:51 PM
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01-20-2017, 09:28 PM
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01-20-2017, 09:40 PM
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01-20-2017, 09:52 PM
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01-21-2017, 12:58 AM
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01-21-2017, 03:56 AM
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01-21-2017, 04:11 AM
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