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MEGAMART mweep
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01-21-2017, 07:10 AM
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pickles outside of a jar in the produce section

cucumbers in pickle jars but without anything to pickle them
01-21-2017, 07:21 AM
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≡ exceptional tallow roast ≡ (garnished with +finely-minced llama tripe+, minced cow cheese, and *superiorly minced dog intestines*)
01-21-2017, 07:45 AM
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meat flavored cereal

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01-21-2017, 08:22 AM
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01-21-2017, 08:44 AM
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shoe-flavoured soda

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01-22-2017, 03:46 AM
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I'm probably going to be doing the first challenge either tomorrow or Tuesday, so it's not too late to get suggestions in for that, but I've already started narrowing down the list of items that I'll try to find.

Spoiler: Probably out
  • A single onion (Any generic produce item is easy to find)
  • Manager's car keys (Sadly this isn't food, nor am I in Jak and DaxterNaruto and Pikachu)
  • All the Kinder Surprise stuff (I know exactly where these are. Except for the legal one, but I can't head out of the country at the moment)
  • Kimchi (I know where the kimchi is, and it looks like it doesn't ever really expire, and even if it did, it couldn't be sold)
  • Evil food (Can food ever really be evil? I don't think this can be covered in only thirty minutes)
  • Sega Genesis (This isn't food)
  • Not Pockets (The name brand version doesn't exist, the generic version is ridiculously easy to find)
  • True Love (Unless this is true...)
  • Overwatch Body Pillow (BAD A52)
  • Pickled eyeballs (Eww...)
  • Pickles outside of a jar in the produce section (Yep. They have loose pickles. The garlic ones are delicious. Heck, if I find enough of the stuff, I might buy myself one of these to celebrate)
  • Exceptional tallow roast (They don't have hot food, sadly)

Anything not listed in here is still possible for the first attempt, but even if it's not used then, were I to do this again, they'd still be up for consideration. But as I said before, the list is by no means finalised at this moment, so keep suggesting wonderful (or horrible) foods for me to try and find.

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01-22-2017, 06:13 PM
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  • An everything bagel that has some of every topping from every other bagel type sold
  • A scoobydoo sized sandwich
  • Candy with Halloween advertising (like the black and orange smarties)

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01-22-2017, 07:52 PM
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01-22-2017, 10:01 PM
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a52
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I'm pretty sure that kimchi counts as evil food.

gummy chilli peppers
ostrich eggs
frozen, prefried octopus
01-23-2017, 12:53 AM
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01-23-2017, 12:57 AM
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01-23-2017, 11:12 AM
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Gatr
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dragon fruit
cactus pear
ackee
star fruit
coconut

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01-23-2017, 11:28 AM
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exactly 3.17 pounds (or your country's equivalent) in ground beef

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01-23-2017, 11:32 AM
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gluten-free whole-wheat bread
01-23-2017, 03:45 PM
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a pie costing exactly $3.14 or your country's equivalent.

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01-23-2017, 05:48 PM
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something individually packaged that probably shouldn't be, like one grain of rice, or one twix instead of two
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01-23-2017, 06:07 PM
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Gatr
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anything with "barcode art"

something that has the ingredients listed but its only one ingredient

a bottle pack (water bottle, 6pack) but it has different bottles

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01-23-2017, 08:52 PM
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Rum cakes

Freeze-dried Neapolitan Icecream (bars)

6 pack of energy drinks where each one could kill a man

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01-23-2017, 09:04 PM
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two labeled products that are anagrams (not identical) of each other
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01-23-2017, 10:04 PM
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a52
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01-23-2017, 11:19 PM
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A bunch of old signatures from Bionicle forums that were popular in the late 2000's.

EDIT: let me try that again uhhhh

raw bear meat

rabbit's leg

a cookbook/coloring book COMBO!!

deep fried coffee beans

your cousin who disappeared 7 years ago and has been living in the back corridor, eating peanuts the entire time

peanuts
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01-27-2017, 04:42 AM
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i like this thread so im bringing it back

sugar free gummi bears

k-cups that are just regular coffee flavor

spice packets

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02-25-2017, 11:23 PM
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You know, I actually went out about a month ago and did the first run, I should finally get around to writing up about the experience. Anything after the 3.17 pounds of meat was sadly not up for consideration for this run, as I already had my list.

Bees
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Ha ha ha, very funny.
Cactus Pear
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Right with all the other produce, not that hard to find.
Expensive water (as defined by being >$4.99)
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OVER SEVEN DOLLARS? And for some reason, they were completely sold out.
Food with exactly 1 Calorie
Spoiler :
A quick search after the fact shows that Pepsi One was discontinued over two years ago. And I spent like four minutes searching for it.
Gluten-free pita
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There were like seventeen-billion pitas. I spent five minutes trying to see if any of them specifically said 'gluten-free' before just cutting my losses with any pita whatsoever.
Meyer Lemons
Spoiler :
Apparently this store sells them, but it could just be at the other location. Oh well.
Monosodium glutamate
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Let's be honest, WHAT WAS I THINKING INCLUDING THIS IN MY LIST???
Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar
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They also had it with grape jelly.
Pickled Eggs
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I didn't get around to searching for this until I had three minutes remaining. I'm fairly certain that they are somewhere, it's just I had no clue where to begin and no time to do it.
Santa
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Just over a minute in, I find a cannister of biscuits with his face on it.
Tzatziki sauce
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Well, I didn't find it exactly, but this make-your-own gyros kit has it, so it has to be in here, no?
Utz cheese balls
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I live in the midwest. Of course there's going to be Utz cheese balls here.

FINAL SCORE:
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6.5/12
What I learned from this:
I need better time management, and I need to NOT PICK FOODS THAT WOULD NEVER SHOW UP.

Also, I did a test run with items which I knew where they were, just to see if it would work.
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Kimchi
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Kinder Surprise Eggs
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Not PocketsTM (aka Bread)
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Individual pickles in the produce section
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It took me four minutes to find all these. And that's why they weren't in the actual search.

So, with all that, guess who's probably going to do this again with items that I either didn't get around to including the first time, were offered up after I did it, or if I KNOW IT'S THERE AND I SWEAR I'M GOING TO FIND THOSE PICKLED EGGS IF IT KILLS ME.

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03-01-2017, 03:38 AM
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Bonus round: Double your total points by purchasing the strangest energy drink for sale, sampling it, and describing your experience in the

03-01-2017, 04:51 AM
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