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the challenge was not to find utz cheez balls, it was to find a SMALL container of utz cheez balls, like 16 oz
03-02-2017, 03:48 AM
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IT'S (almost) TIME FOR THIS AGAIN

I'm going to say probably Saturday I'll be doing another run of this, so if you have suggestions, serious or silly, that you'd like to see in here besides the ones already seen, get them in or forever hold your peace.
Well, not forever. More like, for a month maybe.

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05-17-2017, 08:37 PM
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Soft drinks on a shelf, that didn't arrive at the store filled

Like, someone had to have taken this container, filled it with drinkable liquid, put a lid on it, and label it for sale

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05-18-2017, 02:37 PM
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05-18-2017, 06:26 PM
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Please explain

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A novelty size sports ball. Of the absurdly large variety.

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05-19-2017, 03:25 AM
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05-19-2017, 04:22 AM
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An absurdly large avocado. Like as big as a cantaloupe.
05-19-2017, 04:22 AM
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(05-19-2017, 03:25 AM)bigro Wrote: A novelty size sports ball. Of the absurdly large variety.

same, but absurdly small

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05-19-2017, 10:24 AM
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05-19-2017, 09:00 PM
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05-19-2017, 09:02 PM
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05-20-2017, 01:30 AM
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05-20-2017, 02:18 AM
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Something well past its expiration date

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05-21-2017, 01:25 AM
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A huge array of beautiful hats that only fit youd fingers so now you have finger hats.

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05-21-2017, 02:53 AM
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A rubber chicken with a hat?

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05-21-2017, 08:57 AM
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some yugioh cards

if yes, Dragonic Diagram

if you got it mail it to me please

im desperate

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05-21-2017, 03:17 PM
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05-21-2017, 11:12 PM
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more like the king of smells, pee-yoo

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05-21-2017, 11:47 PM
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So, this time, it's for real. Because I put something up on the line. There's a frozen yoghurt place near to this store, and I told myself if I could get at least 80% of the points available, then I'd go there and get something. Did I succeed? Well, let's find out.

Barcode art
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Isn't art just in the eye of the beholder? Look at the contrast, between the start white of the box and the heavy black of the barcode and... PFFFFFFFFFFFT okay I can't do this any more. Let's just agree that boxed water is unholily pretentious and leave it at there.
Cheese powder
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Or should I say "cheez powder". You know it's quality if they can't even spell cheese right.
Duck
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Two half ducks, so that makes one whole duck and a total success.
Extra soft tofu
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Look, I thought this was a joke. All I know about tofu is that it's this blobby thing, but apparently there's a difference between soft and hard. And so to with extra soft.
Freeze-dried Neapolitan ice cream
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What sort of horrible place would this be if it didn't have astronaut ice cream?
Gummy chili peppers
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WHAT? THESE ARE ACTUALLY REAL? And that's not how you spell jalapeño.
Instant ramen with 70%+ of your daily sodium intake
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Turns out, pork ramen was the highest one I could find at only 40%. But since it's over half of the needed total, it's totally worth half a point.
Some food with only one ingredient listed
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You weren't expecting this to be chili powder, were you? But yeah, this wasn't hard to find at all.
Regular flavor K cups
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Surprisingly hard, given how everyone loves giving ridiculous names to the flavors.
Rubber chicken with a hat.
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Trust me, this is totally a rubber chicken with a crab hat, and not a rubber chicken with a rubber crab stacked on its head to look like a hat. And even if it was, which it totally is, isn't that what a hat is in the first place?
Shoe flavored soda
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None that explicitly say they are shoe flavored, so let's just look at this horribly named set of flavors of soda and beer with a shoe-themed name that I feel worse after looking at, somehow combine the two, and end up with like half a point.
Snake meat
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You can seriously buy these snakes. Don't know if you can get any meat off of them, but best of luck if you try to do so.

FINAL SCORE:
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9.5/12
Which, if I do the math is...
79.17%
NOOOO SO CLOSE!

But wait, what's this?
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(03-01-2017, 03:38 AM)Kíeros Wrote: So, with all that, guess who's probably going to do this again with items that I either didn't get around to including the first time, were offered up after I did it, or if I KNOW IT'S THERE AND I SWEAR I'M GOING TO FIND THOSE PICKLED EGGS IF IT KILLS ME.
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WHY ARE THE PICKED EGGS WITH THE HOT SAUCE?

So adding that in makes the total
10.5/13
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80.77%
TIME TO GET FROYO! SEE YA LATER!

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05-22-2017, 09:38 PM
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ROUND THREE!!!
Coming to you... uh...

But yeah, another round will be coming up shortly, so if you've ever wanted to list obscure and/or weird foodstuffs to torment someone to find, now's your chance!

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07-22-2017, 05:04 PM
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(01-23-2017, 12:53 AM)a52 Wrote: gummy chilli peppers
ostrich eggs
frozen, prefried octopus

(01-23-2017, 12:57 AM)a52 Wrote: a chirimoya

(03-01-2017, 04:51 AM)a52 Wrote: Bonus round: Double your total points by purchasing the strangest energy drink for sale, sampling it, and describing your experience in the


(05-19-2017, 04:22 AM)a52 Wrote: An absurdly large avocado. Like as big as a cantaloupe.

(05-19-2017, 09:02 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: Escargot

(05-21-2017, 11:12 PM)Reyweld Wrote: the king of fruits
07-22-2017, 05:16 PM
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Snake skin?

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07-22-2017, 08:06 PM
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07-22-2017, 10:50 PM
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I mean, everything already listed is fair game; there's no need to repeat stuff.

Except Durians.
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I mean, I already know where they are; what's the challenge?

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07-23-2017, 01:26 AM
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Please explain

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