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*jolly piano tune, kevin and jimmy laughing joyously*
Maxwell Mimmins: Whoaa hee. Whoaa hee. Whooaa heee.
*laughing continues*
Narrator: Birds
*water dripping*
*sound of glass breaking*
Jimmy: Ooooooo, hey there Kevin.
Kevin: Have you ordered anything off, the offline recently?
Jimmy: You should know that I never
Kevin: (guffaws) Thank you sir.
Kevin (stuttering): Th-there’s a large Amazon.com in the living room.
Jimmy (giddily): Eeheeheehee what is it??
Jimmy: Get out. Get out of my way.
Kevin (taken aback): Ohohh!! (noises)
Jimmy: Take me to the package.
Kevin: (laughs)
Jimmy: (laughs)
Kevin: (laughs)
Jimmy: (laughs)
Jimmy: (pauses)
Kevin: (pauses)
Jimmy: (laughs)
Kevin: (laughs)
Jimmy: (laughs)
Kevin: (laughs)
Jimmy: (laughs)
Kevin: (laughs)
Jimmy: Don’t push it, Kevin.
Kevin (disappointed): N'aaaawwoh.
Jimmy: (laughs) Just kidding!
Kevin: Is it your birthday, just a hop, skitch, and a punch away from your birthday?
Jimmy: Kev. My birthday isn’t a month away.
Kevin: Ohh!!
Jimmy (cheerily): Heh!! It’s my birthday tomorrow!!
Jimmy (suddenly stern): Open the package, Kevin.
*cheery piano tune plays*
Jimmy (wondrously): Oh, wow!! What could it be??
Kevin: My eyes might deceive me. It li- it actually looks like a… a lion.
*lion roars*
Jimmy: Hahaha!! (sternly) How ironic.
Kevin: Jim?
Jimmy: Amazon.com sent me a lion.
Jimmy: (hearty laughter)
Kevin: Well what exactly would you- would you like to DO with the thing?
Jimmy (harshly): Whatever I tell you to do with it!!
Jimmy (giddily): (laughing) His name is Brandon!!
Kevin: Oh, it is!!
Jimmy (emphatically): Kev.
Jimmy (giddily): (laughing) He’s li- he’s licking!!
Kevin: I like the name… Yancy.
Jimmy (loudly): If I catch you calling him YANCY.
Kevin: Ohho!! Jimmy bro.
Jimmy: (sternly) You. (happily) Kevin!! (laughing) (flatly) I love Brandon.
Kevin (hesitantly): Uuumm… excuse me…
Jimmy (frustratedly): What is it??
Kevin (scared): I think… I think (happily)Yancy (scared) just ate a….. (on the verge of tears) oh… an infant.
*lion growls*
Jimmy: (laughs)
Kevin: It is now time to call a tamer.
Jimmy (offended): How dare you.
Kevin (shocked): Ohh!! I think (happily) Yancy (shocked) just… just ate… Gizmo.
*lion growls*
Maxwell Mimmins: Wohw hooow!
Kevin: You have got to be Maxwell Mimmins; lion tamer for hire.
Maxwell Mimmins: Waaatch oooouuuutt!!!
Jimmy (offended): How dare you.
Maxwell Mimmins: Mate, clever girl, (noises), is eating you.
*jolly tune*
Maxwell Mimmins: Whoaa hee. Whooaa heee. I can handle this.
Gizmo: Hey, big guy.
Jimmy (surprised): Oohoho whoa!!
Jimmy (confused): I thought you were
Maxwell Mimmins: Whoaa hee. Whooaa heee.
Jimmy (cheerily): Oh, horayorayoray! Let the rain shine down on me!!
Maxwell Mimmins: Whoaa hee. Whoaa hee. Whooaa heee.
Kevin: Oh, shimmy! (out of breath) (terrified) Everybody, I don’t know if it’s safe to have a lion in this house.
Maxwell Mimmins: Whoaa hee. Whoaa hee. Whoa
Jimmy: (laughing)
Maxwell Mimmins: Who owns this clever girl?
Kevin (stuttering): Well, um, uh, s-see here, um,
Jimmy: I do!!
Maxwell Mimmins: Mate, I’m gonna have to take clever girl here back to his ranch.
Jimmy (offended): How dare you.
Maxwell Mimmins: Well mate, clever girls of this size are typically kept in a stable environment, where they don’t have to worry about the temptations of (noises) infants and wild dingoes.
Jimmy (flatly): But I love Brandon.
Jimmy (offended): How dare you.
*jolly tune*
Gizmo: Hey, big guy.
Jimmy: (laughing)
*silence*
Reid: Hey bro. Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
Kevin: Jeepers creepers!! Jimmy, that’s your cousin! Reid. Reid Sullivan.
Jimmy (sadly): Yes.
*jolly piano tune, kevin and jimmy laughing joyously*
Maxwell Mimmins: Whoaa hee. Whoaa hee. Whooaa heee.
03-25-2017, 01:24 AM
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