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Ixcaliber
 Minority Report
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You are TOM CRUISE; just a regular FUTURE COP working with the aid of THE ORACLES to PREDICT AND PREVENT FUTURE CRIMES before they happen. It's been a slow day so far here at the FUTURE CRIME BUREAU. What do you do?

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03-11-2017, 04:59 PM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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have already committed some crimes; if it's in the past they can never catch you
03-11-2017, 05:01 PM
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Lankie
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that one guy, that does that one thing.

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keep diligent watch for small wooden balls
03-11-2017, 05:07 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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Go outside and yell at the protestors that are always there, complaining about excessive force and the inherent injustice of arresting someone for crimes they haven't actually committed just because your psychics say they're going to commit them.
03-11-2017, 05:10 PM
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Fellow
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See what happens when you put the psychics' wires in the wrong sockets.
03-11-2017, 05:14 PM
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BreadProduct
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Which oracle is your future love interest?
03-11-2017, 05:18 PM
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a52
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jump in a spare oracle tank
03-11-2017, 06:11 PM
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Wheat
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reveal your pincers because you are also secretly the scorpion king

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03-11-2017, 10:11 PM
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Ixcaliber
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(03-11-2017, 05:07 PM)Lankie Wrote: keep diligent watch for small wooden balls

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You do your best to remain diligent and focused in your watch for PROPHETIC CRIME ORBS, but your enthusiasm for this important task quickly wanes and you're left looking for something else to occupy your time.

(03-11-2017, 05:10 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: Go outside and yell at the protestors that are always there, complaining about excessive force and the inherent injustice of arresting someone for crimes they haven't actually committed just because your psychics say they're going to commit them.

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You consider heading out to antagonize that one guy who is always protesting the MRFPD. He makes a good argument about the department's dubious legality but you can't help but feel his intentions are somewhat less than noble. Unfortunately you really shouldn't wander too far from the CRIME CHUTE just in case this slow crime day suddenly picks up.

(03-11-2017, 05:18 PM)BreadProduct Wrote: Which oracle is your future love interest?

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Good question! Which of these extremely vulnerable eligible beauties should you claim as your romantic partner. You give this totally not creepy question some consideration, but ultimately decide you need more time to think on this one.

(03-11-2017, 06:11 PM)a52 Wrote: jump in a spare oracle tank

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There are no spare oracle tanks, so you do the next best thing and empty one of the filled ones of its occupant.

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Since you've gone this far you decide you might as well go all the way and you attach the PSYCHIC SENSORS to your hat. Now you're living the ORACLE LIFESTYLE and no mistake.

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You quickly lapse into a deep sleep filled with chaotic flashes of visions of potential futures.

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You are now ???. You wake up on the floor in a strange futuristic room. You're damp and wearing a sort of wetsuit and you're not sure why that is or how you got here. Your memory is patchy at best and you're having remarkable difficulty recalling important aspects of your life. If you try really hard maybe you can recall your name and some of the visions that have been filling your dreams recently. What do you do?

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03-12-2017, 04:01 AM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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try to see what you do in the future, then do it
03-12-2017, 04:05 AM
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Dragon Fogel
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Maybe those people in the freaky tanks with the wires attached to their heads know something. Pull one of them out.

...not that one with the hat, though. That dude totally creeps you out.
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Wheat
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oh shit, you're the minority. the one that report was about

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03-12-2017, 04:07 AM
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Arcanuse
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>Remove Similar looking fellows. Leave the one with the hat, he can stay in the tank.

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
03-12-2017, 04:46 AM
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a52
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slide down the railing
03-12-2017, 05:30 AM
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Lankie
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that one guy, that does that one thing.

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Ah yes, your name, it's SAMANTHA MORTON.
03-12-2017, 10:42 AM
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Schazer
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Your name is Minnie Orator
03-12-2017, 12:53 PM
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(03-12-2017, 05:30 AM)a52 Wrote: slide down the railing

Slide up the railing.
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BreadProduct
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I know what will cheer you up. A Hotpocket
03-12-2017, 04:32 PM
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Kíeros
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> Set up some bowling pins at the bottom of the crime chute so you can get a strike the next time some prediction comes out.

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03-15-2017, 08:06 PM
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Reyweld
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Take out the right floaty person and hop in, attaching some wires to yourself.

It looks fun.

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a52
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(03-15-2017, 08:20 PM)Reyweld Wrote: Take out the right floaty person and hop in, attaching some wires to yourself.

It looks fun.

maybe don't do that.
03-15-2017, 08:33 PM
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Ixcaliber
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(03-12-2017, 12:53 PM)Schazer Wrote: Your name is Minnie Orator

Whilst you try to remember a detail (any detail) about your life you become aware you have an ID card attached to your waist. You take a look at it full of expectation that now you will learn your identity only to find

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Some cynical part of yourself wonders whether the people who printed this ID card ever even bothered to learn your name?

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You scribble out the placeholder name they assigned you and replace it with your best guess at what your name probably is. It'll do for now.

(03-12-2017, 04:05 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: try to see what you do in the future, then do it

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Don't be silly. You don't believe in psychics and oracles and people who can claim to see the future. And even if you did you probably wouldn't just do what they said you were gonna do. At least partially out of spite.

(03-12-2017, 04:05 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: Maybe those people in the freaky tanks with the wires attached to their heads know something. Pull one of them out.

...not that one with the hat, though. That dude totally creeps you out.

(03-12-2017, 04:46 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: >Remove Similar looking fellows. Leave the one with the hat, he can stay in the tank.

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It takes a little bit but you manage to remove both of these mystery girls from the slime tanks. The guy in the middle skeeves you out uncontrollably and so you're pretty happy with just leaving him in there. Neither of the girls are awake yet and you consider hanging around waiting for them to wake up... but...

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Balls have been popping out of the chute and down the slide with increasing regularity ever since you unhooked the other girls. You're not sure what that means but it doesn't look great if you're being honest.

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Fellow
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>Toss some of the balls into hatman's tank. But taste one first in case they're candy.
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Akumu
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> Run the girls through the Voight-Kampff test to make sure they're real people
10-11-2017, 05:27 PM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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