Post making contest 5.0

Post making contest 5.0
(11-19-2016, 11:40 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »he77o wor7d

(11-17-2016, 11:59 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »I'm at work again and stocking the cooler vOTE 1 for me to stock Gatorade vote 2 for me to stock Pepsi
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he77o word
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7
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oh no i have 111 tabs open
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(11-20-2016, 12:07 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Fir enough.


This post passes rule 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:17 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(05-17-2015, 04:02 AM)Sai Wrote: »You have been tricked.

The wool has been pulled over your eyes. You have been double dealt and played for a fool. Whether you have been swindled or misled, bamboozled or hoodwinked, the fact remains that you have been taken in and taken for a ride. Someone has deceived you, defrauded you, and deluded you by linking you to this thread. You believed that you were being linked to one thing, but instead you have been linked here. It was this thread to which you have been linked instead of the website that you thought that you were visiting. The reason for this is that you have been caught and thrown by a hoax.

Whether you feel flabbergasted by how you've been flimflammed or dumbfounded by how you've been duped, rocked by how you've been rooked or confounded by how you've been conned, now that you've been outwitted into visiting this thread, you must post to admit that you have been set up and had one put over you.

This post passes rules 3 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:21 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »h3lp

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:22 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »trumpet 7

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:23 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »had you actually gone through the entire alphabet...

This post passes rule 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:23 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »a

This post passes rule 2.

(11-20-2016, 12:25 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy

This post passes rule 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:25 AM)a52 Wrote: »bee

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:26 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Fremp is one of the answers that you are looking for

This post passes rule 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:27 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »
SpoilerShow

This post passes rules 3, 4 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:32 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Every 600 posts, there is a totally resistant ghost post!

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:33 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Every 600 posts, there is a totally resistant ghost post.

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:34 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(11-18-2016, 02:53 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »aa

(11-19-2016, 11:40 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »he77o wor7d

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:35 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(11-19-2016, 11:40 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »he77o wor7d

(11-17-2016, 11:59 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »I'm at work again and stocking the cooler vOTE 1 for me to stock Gatorade vote 2 for me to stock Pepsi

This post passes rules 2, 3 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:36 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »he77o word

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:38 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »7

This post passes rules 2, 4 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:46 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »oh no i have 111 tabs open

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

(11-20-2016, 12:48 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »0

This post passes rule 2.
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I'm at work again and stocking the cooler vOTE 7 for me to stock Gatorade vote 7 for me to stock Pepsi
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(11-20-2016, 12:54 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I'm at work again and stocking the cooler vOTE 7 for me to stock Gatorade vote 7 for me to stock Pepsi

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4 and 5!

(11-20-2016, 12:57 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »[Image: iTk5i7T.png]

This post doesn't pass any rules!

I should probably hand out a hint at this point but Drawful is about to happen...
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milennials are destroying the knees industry
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What if I were to say 'Welcome to the Space Consortium'?
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Fact Seagull g0m
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Fact Seagull g0m

I'm at work again and stocking the cooler vOTE 7 for me to stock Gatorade vote 7 for me to stock Pepsi
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(11-20-2016, 04:10 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Fact Seagull g0m

a 1
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(11-20-2016, 02:38 AM)Schazer Wrote: »milennials are destroying the knees industry

This post passes rule 5.

(11-20-2016, 04:10 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »What if I were to say 'Welcome to the Space Consortium'?

This post passes rule 3.

(11-20-2016, 04:10 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Fact Seagull g0m

This post passes rule 1!

(11-20-2016, 04:12 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Fact Seagull g0m

I'm at work again and stocking the cooler vOTE 7 for me to stock Gatorade vote 7 for me to stock Pepsi

This post passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5!

(11-20-2016, 04:13 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(11-20-2016, 04:10 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Fact Seagull g0m

a 1

This post passes rule 1!

(11-20-2016, 04:13 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »private tims

This post passes rules 2 and 5.
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2016: YEAR OF THE REBOOT

...but sadly, many reboots completely miss the point of the original and thus fail to fully recapture the original charm. Though they fit to the same formula, they won't necessarily produce the same results...


#1 - Fact Seagull g0m
Post must precede a username with an Eagle Time smilie, and do so at least once.

#2 - Lankie Wrote: Winky
Post must not include the letter "u".

#3 - Welcome to the Space Consortium
Post must include the letters "welcome", in that order, though they can be distributed throughout the post.

#4 - 1543 weird dogs
Post must include a prime number larger than the last prime number to feature in any post.

#5 - LUBRICATION
Post must include at least one word that was not used during Ix's first round.

(that is, all the rules are variants, over-literal interpretations or complete misses of the point of the rules that originally birthed five wonderful memes)

(the original ninefold hell used the exact original rules (e.g. "Post must include two or more different eagle time smilies", "Must use precisely four different vowels." etc. but posting the alphabet was going to fuck with the letter b 3008 times too much)

(I took some fairly brief notes in the spreadsheet which may be worth posting but I am tired)
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