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HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <ROUND 2!>
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Kíeros
 HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <ROUND 2!>
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Sure, let's do this stupid bracket thing here. Now, I need some fair way to come up with 64 Hawkspace threads to make this tournament, and then some way to rank them. I could ask you all for suggestions, but why do that when I could come up with some inordinately complicated system for grading the threads, and just using the 64 most recently posted in.

For the record, the formula is posts^3/(views√((thread starter posts)*(highest poster posts))-rating!) What does this even represent? WHO KNOWS but it's what I'm going by.

So without futher ado, here's your seeding!
It's Dlorph! DIVISION
Its a mastery DIVISION
Trog Demands Blood! DIVISION
Minion DIVISION

What are you voting for? WHO KNOWS! Pick the best threads, pick the worst threads, pick the most Hawkspace-like threads, pick the threads you'd show to aliens when they arrived to abduct you, pick threads that would be the most likely to kill you if you had to eat them, I DON'T CARE. All I care about is accurate data.

Voting runs until I get bored of this round.

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(This post was last modified: 04-13-2017 02:47 AM by Kíeros.)
03-28-2017 11:50 PM
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Gatr
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oh fuck i need to complete my pokemon erotica

also: vote for jimmy buffest or i will post vore in like... 5 threads i guess? i'm up to suggestions for which ones to post them in.

also also: i may or may not do the above regardless of whether jimmy buffest wins.

very late edit: yeah i'll just keep vore only to a new thread that will be opened if jimmy buffest doesnt win. if jimmy buffest wins then i guess everyone is happy.

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03-29-2017 01:45 AM
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Arcanuse
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I have no idea what i voted for or why

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
03-29-2017 02:09 AM
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Justice Watch
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03-29-2017 06:07 AM
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03-29-2017 06:17 AM
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qwerx3
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was sadly unable to vote for HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA
03-29-2017 09:55 AM
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Kíeros
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(03-29-2017 01:45 AM)Gatr Wrote:  also: vote for jimmy buffest or i will post vore in like... 5 threads i guess? i'm up to suggestions for which ones to post them in.
The top five threads that win. Lose? No clue which word describes the ones which progress, but that's the point of Hawkspace.
(03-29-2017 09:55 AM)qwerx3 Wrote:  was sadly unable to vote for HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA
I almost considered putting this in, but it would have resulted in a div0 error.

1^3/(1*sqrt(1*1)-0!)=1/0

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03-29-2017 09:46 PM
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i voted, i hope everyone else in the entire warehouse votes too (THAT MEANS YOU, GERALD)

03-29-2017 10:09 PM
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Kíeros
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Will Gatr have to go through with his threat now, or will it be delayed for at least one more round?

Spoiler alert: Yes

It's Dlorph!
Spoiler :
How many different people are willing to say the same message in a row? (rec: 16) beats 18x59 with 100% of the vote
What do you put on your pancakes? beats I made a Mafia game, but it's way too complex... with 76.9% of the vote
An apple a day keeps our Lord and Saviour away beats Text Adventure with 583.8% of the vote
why do we need to study english? beats Deckbuilding Mafia (MG 21) – Sign-ups? - 3/?? with 69.2% of the vote
OPEN RP beats what is gamergate with 61.5% of the vote
Puzzler's Edge beats Name my Peeps with 69.2% of the vote
im gay official thread beats Reyweld's Abyss with 66.7% of the vote
Deck Building Fantasy Kingdom Simulator – 4 Kingdoms – Turn 4 beats the shit thread with 58.3% of the vote.
Trog Demands Blood!
Spoiler :
WARNING!
The next link is a link to the tricked thread. Do not click that link, or else you will be tricked.
ACHTUNG!
Der nächste Link ist sehr schwul. Wenn du es klickst, wirst du schwuler.
¡ADVERTENCIA!
Si usted sabe el taladro pero tengo una pregunta primero. Conozco este idioma, por qué estoy usando un traductor.
猫の子猫!
猫はとてもかわいいです。 私はペットになることができる猫がいたらいいのに。
You have been TRICKED. beats REAL LIFE QUOTES with 84.6% of the vote
Hey beats wonderings with 58.3% of the vote
Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances beats Missing Broth with 69.2% of the vote
The 6am thread beats What's the Difference with 66.7% of the vote
hungburgler beats Edited with 83.3% of the vote
I can't check the thread I made because gatr posted in it and I'm on my school comput beats )) with 66.7% of the vote
jimmy buffest beats Post with 61.5% of the vote
good, all-purpose reaction image thread beats Sruix with 58.3% of the vote
Minion
Spoiler :
The post links to posts linked in posts in the tricked thread thread beats Subforum Ideas Topic: The Quorom Quorner with 84.6% of the vote
Post links to the post links to the tricked thread thread in this thread beats Hey it's hey with 75% of the vote
Grow corn? beats ? with 75% of the vote
bird logo beat GOOD 7 with 83.3% of the vote
your most favorite words beat Disillusioned about the You have been TRICKED thread with 41.7% of the vote
check out my photo of Tim Allem beat CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA with 61.5% of the vote
I will post in this thread 4000 times so that I may be the top of the userlist beat Test – Is deletion not a thing for normal users? with 76.9% of the vote
Reyweld is a little Tired beat You have been TRICKED by an off-by-1 error. with 53.8% of the vote
Its a mastery
Spoiler :
HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite beat Voice Improv with 92.3% of the vote
homestuck suggestion box (that hussie will actually use) beat how to get summoned to an alternate world? with 76.9% of the vote
proof beat go-to_reaction_image_for_any_situation.png with 66.7% of the vote
How many different messages is the same person willing to say in a row? beat Post pictures of Solaris' FFXIV character in this thread with 69.2% of the vote
MEGAMART mweep beat Dark Souls? More like with 76.9% of the vote
cool suit beat The Machine with 75% of the vote
truck. beat deepest darkest dirty secrets with 84.6% of the vote
Post Your Gottdang Boss Battle Music and Uuuuuuuuuuu tied with 50% of the vote. And in my vote, a tie is as bad as a loss, so neither of them win.


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04-12-2017 12:03 AM
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Schazer
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Ok but first matchup in the Minion division is some bullshit

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Feeling homesick no matter where I is | Gonna beg steal and borrow 'til we live like kings
04-12-2017 12:07 AM
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Justice Watch
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04-13-2017 05:47 AM
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qwerx3
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An apple a day keeps our Lord and Saviour away beats Text Adventure with 583.8% of the vote

your most favorite words beat Disillusioned about the You have been TRICKED thread with 41.7% of the vote

wait
04-13-2017 06:42 AM
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SC
 RE: HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <ROUND 2!>
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i DID IT I DID THE VOTE YEAHEYAHEYAEHAHEYHEARhywryahyryayeshzseyhhyEhyyhEHYAYHEYH YEAH!!!!!

04-13-2017 05:26 PM
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