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Quest Me: Reyweld's Trash Reign Ascension (Score: -1)
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Reyweld
 Quest Me: Reyweld's Trash Reign Ascension (Score: -1)
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(03-30-2017, 12:49 AM)Schazer Wrote: Prop Reyweld's Trash Reign Ascension: Reyweld becomes a member of the user group Trash Royal of Shit Town, provided they do the following:
  • Create a thread petitioning the Common Folk of Stephen King's The Dead Zone™ to lend their support to his ascension.
  • Anyone who has posted in Stephen King's The Dead Zone™ before said thread's creation can post in the thread explaining what Reyweld has to do to gain their Douxtoken.
  • Once Reyweld has five more completed Quests than incomplete/refused ones he is forever instated as a member of the user group Trash Royal of Shit Town, but can only use his powers in a designated thread made by him called the Palace.

So here I am, beseeching that the regular folks to place upon me some quests. Please, grant me the chance to ascend from the garbage and into the trash; elect me as a Trash Royal of Shit Town!

As a noble, I promise to obey the constraints placed upon me by the above, shitpost regularly, and lounge in my bestowed rank wealth for eternity.

Complete Quests - 7
(03-30-2017, 05:08 PM)a52 Wrote: Make me a real sandwich, then take a picture of it.
(You're allowed to eat it afterwards)
Post #12

(04-01-2017, 06:34 AM)goblins Wrote: bury me
Post #17

(04-05-2017, 06:00 AM)Mirdini Wrote: A QUEST ARRIVES

Post (a minimum of) two GROC profiles in the GROC thread! In two different rounds, naturally.
Post #26

(03-30-2017, 04:40 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: expound on the legal consequences of trespassing into another person's dreams
Post #27, Post #28

+1 from BTP (post #24; Link)

(04-01-2017, 06:48 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: create an adventure of at least 3 posts

Post #34

(05-29-2017, 06:47 AM)Sleepy Wrote: write one of those creepy pastas
This post is now a ghost post

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Incomplete Quests - 7 (8)
btp minus Douxtoken Wrote:QUEST: Show me your skills. Specifically by creating a custom lvl 1 DND character and posting the finished character sheet here.

(5th edition, back story encouraged, be prepared to be asked to join a fantastic fantasy adventure in the future.)

(03-30-2017, 05:04 PM)Gatr Wrote: draw a fursona; do some facial expression meme stuff

(03-30-2017, 07:09 PM)Oats Wrote: Mimic the Wilhelm scream.

Dragon Fogel Wrote:Win a round of the Post Making Contest

(04-15-2017, 03:34 AM)BananaPanda Wrote: I will totally help reference some history.

Find a physical map and go to the end of it.

(04-15-2017, 09:56 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: In the event that Fogel wants to provide their own quest, and each person can only give one quest, winning PMC was going to be my quest

Otherwise (if either we can give multiple quests, or Fogel wants that quest to be their own):

Update Deck Building Fantasy Kingdom Simulator for at least 10 more turns (so at the current time of writing, to Turn 14)

(04-20-2017, 02:30 AM)SC Wrote: OOH! OOH! I haven't done a quest yet! Uh... OH! I know! Make a fake bootscreen for a fake version of Windows, similar to the first post in this thread!

RULES:
- Has to be an original idea
- Don't use MS Paint; use something like Photoshop or Paint.net
- Has to be somewhat believable

If you don't want to take this quest, here is an ALTERNATIVE QUEST THAT I BESTOW UPON THEE:

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Write a 1000+-word fanfiction that is based on the old 2004 webseries Bonus Stage.

(05-02-2017, 07:13 AM)Myeth Wrote: Make a mug cake without a recipe!
(09-19-2017, 07:23 AM)bigro Wrote: Write a grand tale of the day I kicked your ass

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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 RE: Quest Me: Reyweld's Trash Reign Ascension (Score: 0)
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Hmm. I'm not sure you have what it takes...

btp Wrote:QUEST: Show me your skills. Specifically by creating a custom lvl 1 DND character and posting the finished character sheet here.

(5th edition, back story encouraged, be prepared to be asked to join a fantastic fantasy adventure in the future.)
03-30-2017, 01:10 PM
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Reyweld
 RE: Quest Me: Reyweld's Trash Reign Ascension (Sco0)
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(03-30-2017, 01:10 PM)btp Wrote: Hmm. I'm not sure you have what it takes...

btp Wrote:QUEST: Show me your skills. Specifically by creating a custom lvl 1 DND character and posting the finished character sheet here.

(5th edition, back story encouraged, be prepared to be asked to join a fantastic fantasy adventure in the future.)

I will get right on that!

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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take out a second mortgage
actually don't do that that's a fate worse than death

expound on the legal consequences of trespassing into another person's dreams

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do some facial expression meme stuff

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Make me a real sandwich, then take a picture of it.
(You're allowed to eat it afterwards)
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Mimic the Wilhelm scream.
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I'm going to work on these tomorrow, and get a couple done! Mark my words: in the morn, there will be progress.

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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Hey,
Guess what?
I made a sandwich for a52 (and ate it too!)

As you can see, a peanut butter/nutella/banana sandwich has been made (with whole wheat bread), and I have completed the following quest:

(03-30-2017, 05:08 PM)a52 Wrote: Make me a real sandwich, then take a picture of it.
(You're allowed to eat it afterwards)

Thanks for the Douxtoken a52, and here's to completing another quest soon!

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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A QUEST ARRIVES

Post (a minimum of) two GROC profiles in the GROC thread! In two different rounds, naturally.
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I have made some progress on Mirdini's quest: http://eagle-time.com/showthread.php?tid...#pid175314.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
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I approve of this progress
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Wow, making a 5e d&d character takes a long time (I'm making a Tiefling Bard and I have 20 Charisma)

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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A tragic day for Eagle Time. goblin's, one of our own, has fallen. There was a short ceremony before the coffin was taken outside and buried.

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With the following process, I have completed this quest:

(04-01-2017, 06:34 AM)goblins Wrote: bury me

Thank you goblin's for the Douxtoken. Stay tuned for further quest completion.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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5 more people come in here so that it becomes Reyweld's Twelve Labours

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Over here.
I will totally help reference some history.

Find a physical map and go to the end of it.

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In the event that Fogel wants to provide their own quest, and each person can only give one quest, winning PMC was going to be my quest

Otherwise (if either we can give multiple quests, or Fogel wants that quest to be their own):

Update Deck Building Fantasy Kingdom Simulator for at least 10 more turns (so at the current time of writing, to Turn 14)
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Quest Complete! Great job
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(04-15-2017, 09:56 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: In the event that Fogel wants to provide their own quest, and each person can only give one quest, winning PMC was going to be my quest

Otherwise (if either we can give multiple quests, or Fogel wants that quest to be their own):

Update Deck Building Fantasy Kingdom Simulator for at least 10 more turns (so at the current time of writing, to Turn 14)

I swear I will do this tomorrow morning (not the whole thing, of course). I'm not sure why I haven't yet but I will do it, I will!

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
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OOH! OOH! I haven't done a quest yet! Uh... OH! I know! Make a fake bootscreen for a fake version of Windows, similar to the first post in this thread!

RULES:
- Has to be an original idea
- Don't use MS Paint; use something like Photoshop or Paint.net
- Has to be somewhat believable

If you don't want to take this quest, here is an ALTERNATIVE QUEST THAT I BESTOW UPON THEE:

Spoiler :
Write a 1000+-word fanfiction that is based on the old 2004 webseries Bonus Stage.
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Reyweld wins my Douxtoken for cleverness in puns and riddles.
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Reyweld
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I'm still going to make that 5th ed d&d character (even if it awards no points)

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