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Justice Watch
 raw sneeze data
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1...sp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1...sp=sharing

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04-13-2017 01:30 AM
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Wheat
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*compiles data and cross tabulates it with facebook name registries*

Bingo bango, just compromised three hundred thousand accounds at the world bank

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04-13-2017 01:34 AM
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Wheat
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*converts it to a 3d exploded pie chart*

and what's this? illuminati darknet? ho ho ho.......

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04-13-2017 01:35 AM
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Wheat
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*turns pie chart image into a text string, inserts it into a DAW, prints out the musical notation onto a limestone tablet which I press into the musical lock of a dune-buried mesopotamian tomb's innermost chamber*

[The chamber opens up. My body begins to glow with power]

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04-13-2017 01:41 AM
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Justice Watch
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I was once an earthexe

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Wow, I didnt think the key to the reptilian skyship would be found that quickly. Good work Wheat, but unfortunately I will have to kill you now. *Reaches into wheat's ribcage to remove his glowing and still beating heart but I sneeze accidentally and miss, redirecting my black and curdled lich hands my notebook where i frantically try to record the time and date* fuck we're in Mesopotamia do you have the time

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04-13-2017 02:39 AM
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Dragon Fogel
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The Goddamn Pacman

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So what happens when you cook the data?

There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
04-13-2017 02:41 AM
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Justice Watch
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I dunno, i never did it

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04-13-2017 03:00 AM
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Wheat
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The time? It is the time beyond time.

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04-13-2017 03:29 AM
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Wheat
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*My stature increases by 70%, three sets of jackal's eyes emerge from my now-smoldering, chiseled form*

Gesundheit. Such is the name of my ascended forme. I am now beyond the bounds of capability to be stopped.
Unless there were to be a destined gang of young adults who have a unique gift for playing digi-games and solving massive puzzle rooms.

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04-13-2017 03:40 AM
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Justice Watch
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AWH FUCK I WASN'T FAST ENOUGH

Now my sneeze log has more missing data AND there's gonna be a new lich

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04-13-2017 04:44 AM
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SC
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The Hoip of Hoips

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welp we're all do--[gets crushed by Wheat's infinitely-giant foot]

04-13-2017 05:30 PM
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Wheat
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The reckoning is upon us. I have sneezed probably over a hundred times today, from the allergies. As a small taste of my power, I shall dispatch my pet, smallboy noseboy, to deal with you twerps.

Your first puzzle challenge is this:

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These pieces must be put into order to proceed to the next chamber. Only a raw sneeze master would be able to navigate such a difficult task... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

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04-28-2017 01:58 AM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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got it in one

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04-28-2017 02:02 AM
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Wheat
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*The floor beneath ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ turns red. A trapdoor opens, and they fall five feet into a pile of noses. A second pile of noses falls from the ceiling.

☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ has been buried beneath a pile of noses.*

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04-28-2017 02:09 AM
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