The Shop

The Shop
#1
The Shop
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SHOPKEEP
"Come in, come in. Don't be shy.
What can I get for you?"

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#2
RE: The Shop
I need 37 saxophones, STAT
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#3
RE: The Shop
>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door
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#4
RE: The Shop
A stiff drink thanks
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#5
RE: The Shop
Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?
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#6
RE: The Shop
I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.
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#7
RE: The Shop
>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?
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#8
RE: The Shop
I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye
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#9
RE: The Shop
A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.
Does really cute mice people, vibrant characters/backgrounds and the most adorable art style you've ever seen interest you? Read Great Haven.

Have you ever wanted to save a bunch of kids from dying horribly in a nightmare dreamscape? Read Lucidstuck
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#10
RE: The Shop
Quote:I need 37 saxophones, STAT
Quote:A stiff drink thanks
Quote:Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?
Quote:I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.
Quote:>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."
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>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-37 Saxophones of Black Fire
-A stiff oily drink
-Fresh(?) garlic
-Cheese
-The Stuff

Quote:I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye
Quote:A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.

SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid we don't carry the living.
The rest, however..."

>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-7 bottles of blue hair dye
-A bag of dramatic rocks

Quote:>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."
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"If you would just turn around, it's right on the other side."

"Now..."
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"How will you be paying?"
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#11
RE: The Shop
> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"

How much inventory space do we have? I think we've kinda overdone it, guys
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#12
RE: The Shop
I have all these other saxophones
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#13
RE: The Shop
>dine and dash
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#14
RE: The Shop
I will give you these three magic beans
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#15
RE: The Shop
> With stories:

One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.
Does really cute mice people, vibrant characters/backgrounds and the most adorable art style you've ever seen interest you? Read Great Haven.

Have you ever wanted to save a bunch of kids from dying horribly in a nightmare dreamscape? Read Lucidstuck
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#16
RE: The Shop
Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?
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#17
RE: The Shop
>I recently entered a contest and won the ENTIRE MOON. I was hoping to offload it in exchange for these goods. I believe the sign outside "Yes, We Accept Celestial Bodies" means I'm covered?
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#18
RE: The Shop
You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.
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#19
RE: The Shop
Ill pay by leaving your shop
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invest pisscoin
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#20
RE: The Shop
Ooohh yikes uhhhh hrmmm

What's your return policy?
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#21
RE: The Shop
I have a soul?
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#22
RE: The Shop
(04-15-2017, 08:23 AM)Myeth Wrote: »You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.

they don't stock the living though. so we have to kill him first
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#23
RE: The Shop
Quote:Ill pay by leaving your shop
Quote:>dine and dash
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SHOPKEEP
"..."

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Quote:> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"
Quote:I have all these other saxophones
Quote:I will give you these three magic beans
Quote:Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?

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SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid material goods from your plane hold no value here."

Quote:You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.
Quote:I have a soul?

SHOPKEEP
"Do go on..."

Quote:> With stories:

One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.

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SHOPKEEP
"Those sound incredibly fascinating. Perhaps you could tell me more after my shift?"


Quote:What's your return policy?
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SHOPKEEP
"There is none."
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#24
RE: The Shop
oh, we're faust. hey good news guys, we're gettin' laid and then an angel is gonna say our sins didn't even count, time to get wild
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#25
RE: The Shop
n o p e

I can't believe we just traded our soul for a buncha saxophones and rocks

> "Can we work off the debt somehow? In a way that won't result in our grisly death?"
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