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Kowlb
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"Come in, come in. Don't be shy.
What can I get for you?"

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04-15-2017, 04:35 AM
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Justice Watch
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I was once an earthexe

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I need 37 saxophones, STAT

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04-15-2017, 04:57 AM
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Tuesday
 RE: The Shop
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>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door
04-15-2017, 05:02 AM
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Schazer
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A stiff drink thanks
04-15-2017, 05:09 AM
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GhostOfSam
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Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?
04-15-2017, 05:11 AM
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BananaPanda
 RE: The Shop
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Over here.
I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.

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04-15-2017, 05:46 AM
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typeandkey
 RE: The Shop
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>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?
04-15-2017, 06:22 AM
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Solekii
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I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye
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Zephyr Nepres
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A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.

Does really cute mice people, vibrant characters/backgrounds and the most adorable art style you've ever seen interest you? Read Great Haven.

Have you ever wanted to save a bunch of kids from dying horribly in a nightmare dreamscape? Read Lucidstuck
04-15-2017, 07:00 AM
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Kowlb
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Quote:I need 37 saxophones, STAT
Quote:A stiff drink thanks
Quote:Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?
Quote:I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.
Quote:>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."
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>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-37 Saxophones of Black Fire
-A stiff oily drink
-Fresh(?) garlic
-Cheese
-The Stuff

Quote:I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye
Quote:A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.

SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid we don't carry the living.
The rest, however..."

>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-7 bottles of blue hair dye
-A bag of dramatic rocks

Quote:>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."
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"If you would just turn around, it's right on the other side."

"Now..."
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"How will you be paying?"
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04-15-2017, 07:04 AM
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Tuesday
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> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"

How much inventory space do we have? I think we've kinda overdone it, guys
04-15-2017, 07:10 AM
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Justice Watch
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I have all these other saxophones

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04-15-2017, 07:19 AM
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Schazer
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>dine and dash
04-15-2017, 07:19 AM
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Solekii
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I will give you these three magic beans
04-15-2017, 07:23 AM
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Zephyr Nepres
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> With stories:

One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.

Does really cute mice people, vibrant characters/backgrounds and the most adorable art style you've ever seen interest you? Read Great Haven.

Have you ever wanted to save a bunch of kids from dying horribly in a nightmare dreamscape? Read Lucidstuck
04-15-2017, 07:38 AM
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GhostOfSam
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Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?
04-15-2017, 07:53 AM
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typeandkey
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>I recently entered a contest and won the ENTIRE MOON. I was hoping to offload it in exchange for these goods. I believe the sign outside "Yes, We Accept Celestial Bodies" means I'm covered?
04-15-2017, 08:20 AM
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Myeth
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You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.

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Me army of waddlers
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04-15-2017, 08:23 AM
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Dalmationer
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Ill pay by leaving your shop
04-15-2017, 12:48 PM
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btp
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like a wild, sexy Dick Cheney

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Ooohh yikes uhhhh hrmmm

What's your return policy?
04-15-2017, 02:25 PM
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BananaPanda
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Over here.
I have a soul?

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04-15-2017, 04:39 PM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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(04-15-2017, 08:23 AM)Myeth Wrote: You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.

they don't stock the living though. so we have to kill him first
04-16-2017, 04:17 AM
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Kowlb
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Quote:Ill pay by leaving your shop
Quote:>dine and dash
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"..."

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Quote:> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"
Quote:I have all these other saxophones
Quote:I will give you these three magic beans
Quote:Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?

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SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid material goods from your plane hold no value here."

Quote:You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.
Quote:I have a soul?

SHOPKEEP
"Do go on..."

Quote:> With stories:

One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.

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SHOPKEEP
"Those sound incredibly fascinating. Perhaps you could tell me more after my shift?"


Quote:What's your return policy?
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"There is none."
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04-16-2017, 06:01 AM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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oh, we're faust. hey good news guys, we're gettin' laid and then an angel is gonna say our sins didn't even count, time to get wild
04-16-2017, 06:08 AM
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Tuesday
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I can't believe we just traded our soul for a buncha saxophones and rocks

> "Can we work off the debt somehow? In a way that won't result in our grisly death?"
04-16-2017, 06:22 AM
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