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Schazer
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Would you accept payment in the form of a wicked sick saxophone solo?

peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
04-16-2017 06:27 AM
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Justice Watch
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(04-16-2017 06:27 AM)Schazer Wrote:  Would you accept payment in the form of a wicked sick saxophone solo?

I can do 37 at once

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04-16-2017 07:17 AM
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typeandkey
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>My everlasting and undying friendship? . . .

or

>I'm beginning to suspect that you are trying to insinuate something regarding what this establishment accepts as payment. It's something I won't like parting with, isn't it?

or

> Um... Well... I don't like where this is going. Please stop being scary...

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04-16-2017 08:47 AM
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smuchmuch
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I have a magnificient Schazer, a perfectly serviceable justice watch and a typeandkey (just look at that vigorous cigar chomping) above me, I'm willing to sell them to you in slavery if you want...
04-16-2017 02:39 PM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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(04-16-2017 02:39 PM)smuchmuch Wrote:  I have a magnificient Schazer, a perfectly serviceable justice watch and a typeandkey (just look at that vigorous cigar chomping) above me, I'm willing to sell them to you in slavery if you want...

again, they don't stock the living. you have to kill them first
04-16-2017 04:25 PM
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Solekii
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Would you accept the souls of someone else because maybe we could work out a deal
04-16-2017 09:14 PM
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Kowlb
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Quote:Would you accept payment in the form of a wicked sick saxophone solo?
Quote:I can do 37 at once

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SHOPKEEP
"Wicked you say?
Depending on your performance, perhaps that may cover the hair dye at the very least..."

Quote:> "Can we work off the debt somehow? In a way that won't result in our grisly death?"
Quote:Would you accept the souls of someone else because maybe we could work out a deal

SHOPKEEP
"Ah yes, now we're talking."
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"I'll just need you to sign your name here."

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"For the sake of liability, of course."


Quote:> Um... Well... I don't like where this is going. Please stop being scary...

SHOPKEEP:
"I haven't the faintest of what you're talking about."
04-17-2017 12:43 AM
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Tuesday
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holy crap we're just about to become a murderer (perhaps of the magical serial sort who knows)

Let's have a gender-neutral first name perhaps, like

> Robin
> Casey
> Dylan
> Riley
04-17-2017 12:53 AM
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btp
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like a wild, sexy Dick Cheney

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Yeah okay. I've got nothing better to do.

> Read Contract

(That is either an action or name suggestion)

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This better not get my soul sucked into some kind of techno-orb
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04-17-2017 01:04 AM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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this isn't a contract at all! it's just the word contract and then a bunch of horizontal lines!
04-17-2017 01:08 AM
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Arcanuse
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let this be a lesson to ask about the price first before you buy goods. or at least make sure they have a refund policy beforehand

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
04-17-2017 01:51 AM
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Solekii
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You know, you really should have a sign out front about payment stuff 'cause this is pretty shady, I've gotta admit.
04-17-2017 02:15 AM
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GhostOfSam
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I want to read the contract first. Last time I signed something I didn't read, I had to have a saxophone contest with the devil to get my soul back.

It all depends, you have no idea what I'll do for fresh garlic.
04-17-2017 02:43 AM
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Schazer
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(04-17-2017 02:43 AM)GhostOfSam Wrote:  It all depends, you have no idea what I'll do for fresh garlic.

Same tho

peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
04-17-2017 02:44 AM
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typeandkey
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>It's just like all those legal agreements that pop up on your smartphone. Just keep pressing "okay" and don't bother reading anything.

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04-17-2017 03:21 AM
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Justice Watch
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Nah, I'm gonna pore over every detail of this contract

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04-17-2017 06:46 AM
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Kowlb
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Quote:> Read Contract

With a wave of a hand, the lines of the page rearrange themselves into something legible.

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The Shopkeep is waiting...
04-17-2017 07:17 AM
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Tuesday
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Welp, we're skroo'd. Time to get our murder on

> "To clarify, I'm paying the debt with others' souls, yes? I think I can handle that..."

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I've been laughing on and off about the 'techno-orb' thing all day, help
04-17-2017 07:25 AM
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Solekii
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Well. I mean. Okay.

>Sign contract
04-17-2017 07:27 AM
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typeandkey
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>Actually, I don't know. This all seems very sinister, are you sure there's no other wa- Oh wait, I've already signed it. I don't remember doing that.

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Tuesday
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Oh yeah, suggesting 'Casey Deadman' for our name
04-17-2017 07:28 AM
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Solekii
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(04-17-2017 07:28 AM)Tuesday Wrote:  Oh yeah, suggesting 'Casey Deadman' for our name

Second
04-17-2017 07:46 AM
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Myeth
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(04-17-2017 07:46 AM)Solekii Wrote:  
(04-17-2017 07:28 AM)Tuesday Wrote:  Oh yeah, suggesting 'Casey Deadman' for our name

Second

Thirdedededed

Beef Squad: 3 assholes fuck around
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04-17-2017 05:22 PM
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Justice Watch
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Yeah okay cool lets sign, but first

*Prepares the mouthpieces of each saxophone, puts them all in their mouth, and takes a biiiig breath..*

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04-17-2017 11:13 PM
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btp
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Wait, our corporeal existence is forfeit?

Uhm..Can I still buy something? Maybe a robot for my enslaved spirit form to possess?

But one that I can leave willingly and that is not shaped like a grapefruit.
04-17-2017 11:30 PM
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