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Angustine
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His Most Serene Higness

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Enter the hole with wild abandon
09-30-2017, 02:58 PM
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Mayu_Zane
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Poke hand through hole
10-05-2017, 05:41 AM
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Kowlb
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Quote:Poke hand through hole

You somehow force your way back into your cell and shove your hand through the hole.
From the other side you hear a familiar caw.

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Quote:Enter the hole with wild abandon
Quote:>Fling yourself into the hole without any regard for personal well-being.
Quote:>"Once more unto the breach, dear friends." Dash back through, with feeling this time.

Without hesitation, you fling yourself through to the other side.

???
"WHO WHAT—!"

You feel yourself collide with something hard, ricocheting you and something else to the floor.

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Oops.
10-06-2017, 09:18 AM
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FlanDab
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>Be the doctor and examine the corpse.
10-06-2017, 10:08 AM
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typeandkey
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That place that isn't here
>"Wake up!"
>Noisy harmonica until they stir.
>If they don't wake up, then stick their hand in a glass of warm water. Tee-hee.
10-06-2017, 12:15 PM
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Angustine
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>Kill the man by putting your big hand over the nose and mouth of the individual and after that free your dark pet.
10-06-2017, 04:48 PM
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FluxYggdrasil
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>Hold his hand. Comfort him in his journey to the next life.
10-07-2017, 08:59 PM
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eerr
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>Lick mannequin.
10-09-2017, 01:25 PM
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Arcanuse
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>attach yourself to their head. They are your ride now.

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
10-09-2017, 02:48 PM
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thegreenspark
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>Call Frank O'pinion to your side!

(Loving this adventure omfg)
10-10-2017, 05:03 AM
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Mayu_Zane
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Examine the rest of the room/area
10-10-2017, 06:23 AM
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Kowlb
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Quote:Examine the rest of the room/area

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It seems to be some sort of... office?


Quote:>Call Frank O'pinion to your side!

You call Frank to your side, however the cage containing it prevents it from doing so.

Frank squawks in frustration.


Quote:>Be the doctor and examine the corpse.

She's still breathing.


Quote:>"Wake up!"
>Noisy harmonica until they stir.

Too late, you realize that you left your harmonica in the previous room.

Still, not one to be deterred you scream at the person to wake up.


-???-
"Mmm... Five more minutes."


Quote:>If they don't wake up, then stick their hand in a glass of warm water. Tee-hee.


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Quote:>Kill the man by putting your big hand over the nose and mouth of the individual and after that free your dark pet.
Quote:>Hold his hand. Comfort him in his journey to the next life.

You throw morality out the window and cover the person's means of breathing...

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....

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You felt that.


Quote:>attach yourself to their head. They are your ride now.

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-???-
"Wh-wh-what do you ya think you're doing?!
Stay back!
I'll plunge ya I will!"

It doesn't look like she's playing around.
10-14-2017, 03:50 AM
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FlanDab
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>Choking you. Really. I think I was choking you.
>Could you interest us with expertise in the arts of plumbing and declogging?
10-14-2017, 03:53 AM
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Arcanuse
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>You have a teapot on your head.

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
10-14-2017, 04:07 AM
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typeandkey
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That place that isn't here
>Tell her she's lucky to be alive. You just saved her life.
>She shouldn't thank you yet, though. She hasn't seen the bill.
Or
>Tell her that you are a magical fairy godmother here to grant her three wishes.
10-14-2017, 04:20 AM
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Angustine
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>I was choking you
10-14-2017, 02:45 PM
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thegreenspark
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> Offer her a glass of warm water as a peace offering
10-14-2017, 07:58 PM
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Lordlyhour
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Flirt.
The Ol' Fingergun'n'Wink Combo NEVER hurts
11-01-2017, 01:06 AM
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Myeth
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It crimbas time

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>i was petting ur face its soft

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Me army of waddlers
11-01-2017, 12:08 PM
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Mayu_Zane
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>Ignore her and read a book
11-04-2017, 04:03 PM
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Kowlb
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Quote:Flirt.
The Ol' Fingergun'n'Wink Combo NEVER hurts
Quote:>i was petting ur face its soft

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Quote:>I was choking you
Quote:>Choking you. Really. I think I was choking you.
>Could you interest us with expertise in the arts of plumbing and declogging?


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Quote:>Tell her that you are a magical fairy godmother here to grant her three wishes.

-???-
"You can't fool me.
Fairies liddle cuties with wings!
Not... whatever you are."


Quote:> Offer her a glass of warm water as a peace offering

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Quote:>You have a teapot on your head.

-???-
"I'll have you know, that this is the Holy Helm Helbraminger!"


Quote:>Ignore her and read a book


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"Right then, let's get ya to boss. He'll know what to do withya.
Any last words?"

Make them count.
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11-12-2017, 01:44 AM
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Angustine
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I am your father
11-12-2017, 02:48 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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"Please put me down, all the blood is rushing to my head"
11-12-2017, 03:34 AM
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gloomyMoron
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> "Inngaddadavida."
11-12-2017, 04:18 AM
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wiltingMyosotis
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> Is your boss the shopkeep?
11-12-2017, 11:28 AM
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