The Shop

The Shop
#76
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B for BBBOX
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#77
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Are we going to have to buy a roomba to ride around on if we get stuck with B?
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#78
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SHOPKEEP:
"It would seem that you have made your decision."

Quote:Are we going to have to buy a roomba to ride around on if we get stuck with B?
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It's time to get to work.

The Shopkeep hands you a list to review.

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SHOPKEEP:
"It doesn't matter what order it's done...
So long as it gets done."
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#79
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THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF OUR UN-LIFE

> can you give us a run down of the tasks or do we have to figure it out ourselves?
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#80
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>Let's do the delivery first. It seems fitting for a distinguished box such as ourselves.
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#81
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(04-19-2017, 05:53 AM)typeandkey Wrote: »>Let's do the delivery first. It seems fitting for a distinguished box such as ourselves.

yeS let's scare the shit out of our customers by just rolling up to their windows.
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#82
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Let us deliver THE GOODS.
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#83
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DELIVERY TIME
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#84
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This is the best of both worlds.

We can probably do collection while out for delivery.

Oh uhm...Is this an hours-worked system or are we paid per task?
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#85
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>How about we figure out how to hold things first, don't want to get even deeper in debt from breaking things
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#86
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(04-19-2017, 03:40 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: »>How about we figure out how to hold things first, don't want to get even deeper in debt from breaking things
By holding it in our heads of course! We are a box.
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#87
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What exactly are we cleaning or delivering or collecting or repairing?
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#88
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>Deploy MECHANICAL HANDS from top of Box to sweep the store.
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#89
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> Roll around at the speed of sound.
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#90
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(04-20-2017, 02:19 AM)SC Wrote: »> Roll around at the speed of sound.

Also make shitty engine noises everywhere we "WIEW".
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#91
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Quote:> can you give us a run down of the tasks or do we have to figure it out ourselves?
Quote:What exactly are we cleaning or delivering or collecting or repairing?

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SHOPKEEP:
"It's just as you see it:

Cleaning—Our backroom is a major mess. Fix it.
Repair—There's a leak in the cellar downstairs. Fix that.
Collection—Not all our customers are as compliant as you are. Find them and take back what they owe.
Delivery—Here's a letter. Take it to where it needs to go.

I'll go further into specifics as you progress down the list."



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A letter has been added to your inventory.

Quote:Oh uhm...Is this an hours-worked system or are we paid per task?

SHOPKEEP:
"As soon as you finish everything on this list, consider yourself free from debt.
In terms of payment, you may keep anything you happen to find while on the job."

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SHOPKEEP:
"While your enthusiasm is noted, that's not necessary right now."

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From behind the counter, a door appears.

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SHOPKEEP:
"Just this way, if you will."

Quote:> Roll around at the speed of sound.

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"WIEW!"

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You emerge on the other side.
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#92
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...this cannot be where we came from.

> inspect surroundings, where are we?
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#93
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Do a few donuts to get the hang of wheeling. And also just for fun
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#94
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>Ding-dong! Avon calling!
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#95
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Let's read that envelope! So we know who it goes to.
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#96
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>Violently WIEW at terrified pedestrians to show dominance
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#97
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> Scream.
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#98
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> Read the address on the envelope. Don't want to end up at the wrong place.
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#99
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(04-22-2017, 12:03 AM)SC Wrote: »> Scream.

We can't, our mouth is drawn on.

>Wish for ability to scream in agony.
Don't look at me. I'm just as confused by the bear as you people are...
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(04-22-2017, 01:17 AM)infuriatingCrimson Wrote: »
(04-22-2017, 12:03 AM)SC Wrote: »> Scream.

We can't, our mouth is drawn on.

>Wish for ability to scream in agony.

> Press button on Duckcycle with a pre-recorded scream sound
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