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a52
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04-19-2017 04:48 AM
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btp
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Are we going to have to buy a roomba to ride around on if we get stuck with B?
04-19-2017 05:01 AM
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Kowlb
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Quote:B for BBBOX
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SHOPKEEP:
"It would seem that you have made your decision."

Quote:Are we going to have to buy a roomba to ride around on if we get stuck with B?
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It's time to get to work.

The Shopkeep hands you a list to review.

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SHOPKEEP:
"It doesn't matter what order it's done...
So long as it gets done."
04-19-2017 05:45 AM
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Tuesday
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THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF OUR UN-LIFE

> can you give us a run down of the tasks or do we have to figure it out ourselves?
04-19-2017 05:52 AM
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typeandkey
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>Let's do the delivery first. It seems fitting for a distinguished box such as ourselves.

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04-19-2017 05:53 AM
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Myeth
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(04-19-2017 05:53 AM)typeandkey Wrote:  >Let's do the delivery first. It seems fitting for a distinguished box such as ourselves.

yeS let's scare the shit out of our customers by just rolling up to their windows.

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04-19-2017 06:40 AM
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GhostOfSam
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Let us deliver THE GOODS.
04-19-2017 07:30 AM
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Zephyr Nepres
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DELIVERY TIME

Does really cute mice people, vibrant characters/backgrounds and the most adorable art style you've ever seen interest you? Read Great Haven.

Have you ever wanted to save a bunch of kids from dying horribly in a nightmare dreamscape? Read Lucidstuck
04-19-2017 08:29 AM
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btp
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This is the best of both worlds.

We can probably do collection while out for delivery.

Oh uhm...Is this an hours-worked system or are we paid per task?
04-19-2017 02:19 PM
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Arcanuse
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>How about we figure out how to hold things first, don't want to get even deeper in debt from breaking things

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
04-19-2017 03:40 PM
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Myeth
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(04-19-2017 03:40 PM)Arcanuse Wrote:  >How about we figure out how to hold things first, don't want to get even deeper in debt from breaking things
By holding it in our heads of course! We are a box.

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04-19-2017 05:21 PM
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Justice Watch
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What exactly are we cleaning or delivering or collecting or repairing?

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04-19-2017 06:22 PM
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zobot257
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>Deploy MECHANICAL HANDS from top of Box to sweep the store.
04-19-2017 07:18 PM
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SC
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> Roll around at the speed of sound.

04-20-2017 02:19 AM
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Myeth
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(04-20-2017 02:19 AM)SC Wrote:  > Roll around at the speed of sound.

Also make shitty engine noises everywhere we "WIEW".

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04-20-2017 10:51 AM
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Kowlb
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Quote:> can you give us a run down of the tasks or do we have to figure it out ourselves?
Quote:What exactly are we cleaning or delivering or collecting or repairing?

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SHOPKEEP:
"It's just as you see it:

Cleaning—Our backroom is a major mess. Fix it.
Repair—There's a leak in the cellar downstairs. Fix that.
Collection—Not all our customers are as compliant as you are. Find them and take back what they owe.
Delivery—Here's a letter. Take it to where it needs to go.

I'll go further into specifics as you progress down the list."


Quote:>How about we figure out how to hold things first, don't want to get even deeper in debt from breaking things

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A letter has been added to your inventory.

Quote:Oh uhm...Is this an hours-worked system or are we paid per task?

SHOPKEEP:
"As soon as you finish everything on this list, consider yourself free from debt.
In terms of payment, you may keep anything you happen to find while on the job."

Quote:>Deploy MECHANICAL HANDS from top of Box to sweep the store.
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SHOPKEEP:
"While your enthusiasm is noted, that's not necessary right now."

Quote:DELIVERY TIME

From behind the counter, a door appears.

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SHOPKEEP:
"Just this way, if you will."

Quote:> Roll around at the speed of sound.

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"WIEW!"

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You emerge on the other side.
04-20-2017 11:37 PM
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Tuesday
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...this cannot be where we came from.

> inspect surroundings, where are we?
04-20-2017 11:46 PM
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Solekii
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Do a few donuts to get the hang of wheeling. And also just for fun
04-20-2017 11:50 PM
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typeandkey
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>Ding-dong! Avon calling!

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04-21-2017 12:41 AM
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btp
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Let's read that envelope! So we know who it goes to.
04-21-2017 02:09 AM
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Myeth
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>Violently WIEW at terrified pedestrians to show dominance

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04-21-2017 11:56 AM
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SC
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> Scream.

04-22-2017 12:03 AM
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Kíeros
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> Read the address on the envelope. Don't want to end up at the wrong place.

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04-22-2017 12:12 AM
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(04-22-2017 12:03 AM)SC Wrote:  > Scream.

We can't, our mouth is drawn on.

>Wish for ability to scream in agony.

Don't look at me. I'm just as confused by the bear as you people are...
04-22-2017 01:17 AM
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Tuesday
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(04-22-2017 01:17 AM)infuriatingCrimson Wrote:  
(04-22-2017 12:03 AM)SC Wrote:  > Scream.

We can't, our mouth is drawn on.

>Wish for ability to scream in agony.

> Press button on Duckcycle with a pre-recorded scream sound
04-22-2017 01:26 AM
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