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Lordlyhour
 RE: The Shop
A Guy Who Has Teeth

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(01-16-2018, 05:12 AM)Tuesbirdy Wrote:
(12-23-2017, 01:12 AM)Mayu_Zane Wrote: Begin making music.

Make Nightcore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0p7pbqDCI
01-17-2018, 06:16 PM
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Kowlb
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Quote:"I have schizophrenia and am entirely obedient to the voices. Also I love your hair."

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Boss:
"...."

The Boss seems offended.



Quote:Begin making music.
Quote:>Sing The Star-Spangled Banner
>"ey b0ss I habe cancere, can i habe pizza pls? Gibe da pusi!"

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Boss:
"..."


Quote:>"yo bICtH" and then do a cool dance move like the one where you put your head in your elbow, before pushing his chair out of the window

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Boss:
"..."


Quote:>Enough with this nonsense! Do something constructive.
Quote:>"Where do I see myself in five years? Well, it's my life's goal to be the corrupted god-emperor of a world of perpetual atrophy and decay, where all things wither in agonizing un-life for my own fleeting amusement."

>Start eating the plants.

>Whatever they're upset about, it's all Asche's fault.

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You ponder what it means to be constructive in this particular situation.

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Your pondering intensifies.


Quote:>become employee of the eternity. Instantly.
Quote:>Don't forget to look 'em in the eye and use a firm handshake.

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The contract is... made?
You have now aligned yourself with THE END OF THE LINE.


Quote:>Creep away as sneakily as possible.
>Discord flows through my seams.

You quietly crawl back out into the hall.

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You feel that something has changed since your last passing.

A soft drumming of bass echoes nearby.
01-24-2018, 10:05 AM
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typeandkey
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That place that isn't here
>As a saxophone player, the bass is your sworn enemy. Find and destroy it.
01-24-2018, 01:43 PM
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Reyweld
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>Clean youself up, you look/feel like a mess

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
01-24-2018, 08:14 PM
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SeaWyrm
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The Roar of the Surf

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>GO BATMAN
01-24-2018, 11:11 PM
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FlanDab
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Polite Guardian of Corruption

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The In Between of the Filverse and Earth
>Find coffee vending machine.
01-25-2018, 04:41 AM
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Myeth
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Optimistic screeching

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U+1F1F6, U+1F1E6
Batmanbatmanbatmanbatman

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Me army of waddlers
01-26-2018, 04:32 AM
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Tuesbirdy
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>This is it, box, this is war
01-26-2018, 04:49 AM
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Mayu_Zane
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Go to the source of the bass and try to imitate the tune.
01-28-2018, 09:22 AM
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