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PoisonGas
 [Unfortuna] Beginning of an End
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I can't seem to remember everything, but I know that I'm a gondii with a top hat and a tuxedo in what appears to be a broken down theatre. I only remember three of my crew mates, like the lady with freckles, Ella Mayo. I also remember the Aftik/Arma hybrid twins, Mark and Coco Francis. I think I'm somewhere on... a stage. Wait a sec... what's my name again?

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04-16-2017 09:43 PM
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>Your name is SIR SCHMOOPY of AWESOMETON!

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PoisonGas
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(04-16-2017 09:57 PM)AABowser Wrote:  >Your name is SIR SCHMOOPY of AWESOMETON!
Oh yeah, now I remember. I think it was Schmoopy. Wait, what's this? It looks like a note. Oh, and it looks like it was from my crewmate to another of my crewmate.
??? Wrote:Dear Coco,
Sorry for what I've done to Mark. I shouldn't of made that horrible choice. Now, Mark is dead, and it's my fault. I made a huge mistake, and I need serious help. I feel like I should just take a knife, cut a hole where my stomach is, and bleed. I don't care that I'm a "special snowflake" when all I have is just a different name and freckles.
Sincerely, Ella
Woah, I am seriously creeped out. Mark and Ella are probably dead. Wait, who's that bloody generic over there?

Likely Named "Bob": Oh... Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon... Can you get me... water?

Sir Schmoopy: Uh, I don't really have any water, Bob.
"Bob": Bob!? Who do you think I am, another generic!? I am your pal! I am your capt-[starts coughing]

Wait, is that Ella Mayo?

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04-17-2017 12:16 AM
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I just did a quick doodle of Ella
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04-17-2017 01:15 AM
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>assist captain

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PoisonGas
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(04-17-2017 04:59 AM)Dorsidwarf Wrote:  >assist captain
I guess I'll just have to find some water for her. Maybe there's some by the bathroom. Oh! It looks like it's my lucky day! the sinks still run! Now, I just need something to carry it in. Hmmm... should I use these pieces of metal? I have a gear, a juice box and a Nuclear plush. Which one is the most useful? Wait a second, here's another note...
Pipe Wrote:To my niece Tube,
Uh, did you happen to see anything, like a ship? It looks kinda like a Demeter ship. I don't think it's friendly. We MUST attack it.
Love, Pipe
Oh. Maybe that'll explain the poor condition. Who even are Pipe and Tube? Anyway, what should I use, gear, juice box, or plush?

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>YOU IDIOT. USE THE JUICEBOX!!!
04-18-2017 01:36 AM
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PoisonGas
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(04-18-2017 01:36 AM)Coyote Wrote:  >YOU IDIOT. USE THE JUICEBOX!!!
Oh. Maybe I could fill it with water?

Ella: So, you got the--hey! That's a juice box!
Schmoopy: I know. It's a juice box filled with water!
Ella: Okay, just give me it already!
Schmoopy: Here you go, captain.

Ella started to get up, but was losing blood quickly. Whenever I tried to cover the wound with the plush, she flinched. We ended up finding what appears to be a body of a familiar hybrid, but it was unproportional, with one oversized head with an incredibly large eye and a microscopic one. It had a five-foot long tail with spikes at random places, and a horn at the same place a unicorn would have one. It seemed like it was stabbed thousands of times. Ella weakly slapped me on the back.

Ella: No... I will not let Sch-moopy find out what I did to his friend.
Schmoopy: Wait, WHAT!? You mean, is this Mark?
Ella: No, no. Pretend you saw nothing, okay?

It's really hard to pretend I saw nothing. What I think is going on is that she murdered Mark, but why? I still don't know the reason yet. Is it that Mark did something bad? Is it because Mark has a strange body? The mystery will probably never be solved.

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04-18-2017 02:01 AM
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>Now, don't say that! Put on your detective hat and get investigating. Gather clues. Question witnesses. Google how to do an autopsy.

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PoisonGas
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(04-18-2017 02:10 PM)AABowser Wrote:  >Now, don't say that! Put on your detective hat and get investigating. Gather clues. Question witnesses. Google how to do an autopsy.

Sir Schmoopy: So, why did you kill Mark?
Ella Mayo: Because of Nunya.
Sir Schmoopy: So, who or what's this "Nunya?"
Ella Mayo: Nunya business.
Sir Schmoopy: Aw, come on. What's the reason for killing poor Mark!?
Ella Mayo: Pretend I'm Bob again, okay? For a reason.
Sir Schmoopy: Tell me or I'm not helping you!
Ella Mayo: Okay, okay. I killed him because...

Did she seriously just pause?

Ella Mayo:...I killed him because he was eating up most of our food supplies. With only one ration, he starves. With two, he feels sick. Six whole rations a day are key to making HIM live a healthy life. The rest of us starved.
???: There you are, ya little vampire!
Ella Mayo: Uh oh.
Sir Schmoopy: Who's this?
Ella Mayo: Can't you remember!? This is our medic, Coco! Trust me, she's Coco-nuts.
Coco Francis: Wait, what are you doing with ol' Schmoops? Are you gonna kill him, just like mah brudder? Well, I came prepeared this thyme!
Coco Francis: Schmoops! Listen up! Ya need ta come wid me so ya can deefeet da dawkness, or ya can die wid da gal ova dere!

Ella Mayo: Don't listen to her, if you can even understand her! Come help me, we can be friends... again! And if that's not enough, I am your captain! Just, Coco has to die.

Hmm... who should I go with? One will be left behind, and the other can continue on. Such a difficult choice...

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>Resolve the situation peacefully by whapping everyone who tries to fight with a rolled-up newspaper

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PoisonGas
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(04-18-2017 04:05 PM)Dorsidwarf Wrote:  >Resolve the situation peacefully by whapping everyone who tries to fight with a rolled-up newspaper
I hit both of them with the paper, and told them that nobody's gonna kill anyone or that crap. Ella started to take out a knife.

Sir Schmoopy: Hey! Drop the knife!
Ella Mayo: What? Coco should go with her twin brother!
Sir Schmoopy: You are killing innocents, and you don't even need to!
Coco Francis: Witch is why SHE needsh ta be keeled! Come on, Schmoops, wee kan bee sayfe!

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>check for a weapon
>>Continue to fast-talk them to prevent a nasty suprise

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PoisonGas
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(04-18-2017 10:56 PM)Dorsidwarf Wrote:  >check for a weapon
>>Continue to fast-talk them to prevent a nasty suprise
I checked Coco for weapons, and ended up finding a few surgery stuff, a bar of chocolate, and a gun. No weapons here--wait. A gun!?

Sir Schmoopy: Why do you have a gun on you!?
Coco Francis: Ma gummy? Ma pop gabe dat two mee wen eye wuz sicks! Nukley wuz an ice guy!

My parents were Nuclear and McKenzie Francis. One was overly edgy, and the other was pitch black. Great match, huh? So, six years after they had twins, they gave Mark and I birthday gifts. Mark got his very own videogame console from McKenzie, which he absolutely loved. I got my very own gun from Nuclear, which fired nine shots at a time.

I went to check if Ella had anything more than that knife. It turns out she has... more knifes. That's all she has. I think Ella is a psychopath, so I'll be safe off with Co--oh wait. I'm settling the argument. Should I continue to do it?

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>Point out that all fighting will get is more people killed and that's a net loss for friendship

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