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Wheat
 RE: Beef Squad: WELCOME TO WORLD 2.0 NEWS!
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Take a road trip on over to World 3.0

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Myeth
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Posted by Wheat - 07-01-2017 10:52 AM
Take a road trip on over to World 3.0

Posted by The Walrus - 06-27-2017 06:17 AM
>It might be prudent for both of you to fashion some sort of disguises for yourselves before going out. Would anyone be able to recognize either of you if Meriad was wearing yellow and Meemo was wearing blue?

Posted by ICan'tGiveCredit - 06-27-2017 05:52 AM
let's go to World2.0 news station, they'll never expect us there

Posted by GlowyMushroom - 06-27-2017 01:05 AM
Lets go to an arcade! Y'know, like videogames and stuff

Posted by tegerioreo - 06-27-2017 12:33 AM
Go to Taco Town, because the palace food is boring and you haven't had a decent taco in like forever.

Meriad's face lights up. "Taco Palace? The place which serves actually decent food that doesn't taste like cardboard and broken dreams?"

"Nope, went up in flames."

"What? Why? What happened?"

Meemo shrugs.
"Competition, I guess."

"You know what? I'm not that hungry anymore. Let's just go to the place you call an "arcade" or whatever, with the switchy button things."

"Also burned down."

Meriad throws his arms up in frustration. "Why, Meemo, why did this place burn down too? The only place that doesn't try to kill me!"

"Some local kids burned the place down cus' the vending machine broke. Hell, I joined in! The 4 weeks of jail time was worth it, that vending machine was an asshole."

Meriad puts his head in his hands, and groans.
"Now you're going to tell me the fire department burned down or-"

"Oh it did, actually!"Meemo cuts in. "I had no part in that though, I swear."Meriad lifts his head from his hands, an expression of resigned tiredness showing clearly through the dark circles under his eyes. "No hot firefighters, no tacos, no arcades to mess with, what now? They're going to find me either way, and I can't even get a shred of entertainment before they drag me back. How about we just, you know, Leave?"

"what'dya mean leave? We're gonna do that anyway. There's still alot of stuff to do around here to do, dude, You're sitting in the middle of Sunny district." Meemo replies.

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"No, no, no, I don't want to stay confined to only this district, or even this planet. Listen, Listen, how about we go to World 3.0 and-"

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"No."

Meriad stops mid-sentence. Realization dawns on him as Meemo stares into his eyes, unblinking, unimaginable fear and pain, clear as glass, paints her face.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Im so, so sorry. I crossed the line, I didn't mean to, I swear, Naomi!" Meriad panics, frantically pulling Meemo into a hug. "Please don't cry, we're staying here, we're not going leaving the planet, you're not going to that place ever again, you're going to stay here safe and sound, Alright hun?" he pulls her away so she can meet his gaze. Her eyes were dry, not a single tear shed. "They'll never leave that planet, they will not get to you." He re-assures her. She gives him a weak smile.

"Now, how about we just go to the World 2.0 news station? I want to see his expression when he comes back after looking everywhere for his car, only to find it right there, with us just waving at him through the window. It's going to be hilaaaaar~ious! Atleast one last laugh before I go."
"
"Sure, why the heck not? He looks so goofy when he's angry, I'm gonna record it! This'll rake me in some of that sweet, sweet moolah."


""Okay, okay, first thing's first, we need a change of wardrobe."

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"You see what I'm wearing right now? It will make me stick out like a sore thumb. You also need to change. How about I wear yellow, you wear blue?"

"I have a few you can borrow, but I don't have anything blue. I'm not the one being hunted down though, so I don't really need a disguise a the moment, dude man." Meemo stands up and walks upstairs. She returns a few minutes later fully changed, clutching some shirts and a pair of cargo shorts.

Meriad appraises the clothes with raised eyebrows. "Cargo shorts, really?"

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"ssshshshshUUUSH, GO CHANGE, I WANNA GO!"

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"I can't believe you've done this to me, Meemo. Why do you even have this shirt? You're like 18 damn i-...wait."

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"Is this shirt..."

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"
"Changing?"

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"Gr
oss."

"Haha you look like a pickle."

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"Hilarious. Let's just go. Where's the car?"

"A few blocks behind my house,inside the little forest, covered by a huge tarp. Les' go!"

~~~
"Thi
s is the car?"

"Yeah! It's freaky lookin', amiright or amiright?"

"Oh my god it's blinking at me, what the actual fuck? Ew, ew, ew, ew!"
"Get in, puss puss. The car doesn't bite...I think. Let's find out! Get in the driver's seat, I don't even know how to drive, and you're older than me so go, go, GO!"
Meemo flings open the car door, and shoves a very unwilling Meriad into the driver's seat. She then runs around the car and opens the passenger door, quickly climbing in and closing it behind her. She grabs the key from Meriad's grasp, and pushes it into the ignition before he can react. The car roars to life, extending it's wings from within the car. It shoots into the sky, gluing both Meriad and Meemo into their seats.

Both scream, but one is of paralyzing fear and the other is of childish amusement.


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"Wowzers, you're a horrible driver."
"MEEMO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, I LIVE IN A PALACE, THEY DONT EVEN LET ME TOUCH THE PALACE SHIP, SO-" The car stops abruptly. A hazy, yellow forcefield surrounds the car. It slowly starts to drag the car back down to earth"Oh no," Meemo mutters. She looks outside the window. All the confusion on her face turns into exasperation. "What? What's wrong? Are we going to die? Why is the car sinking?" Meriad prods, knuckles white and still gripping the steering wheel.

Meemo takes one look at his expression, and starts to chortle.


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"It's not at all funny, the car's still sinking! Meemo what the hell!"
"I'm just laughing cus' your face looks hilarious. We already hit the ground, you just didn't feel it, dude." Meemo sputters between giggles. She points outside the windshield, which shows that they are in fact, firmly placed upon the ground. Meriad tries to move the car forward by stepping on the gas, but the forcefield keeps the car stuck like a fly in a flytrap.

"I can't even move this thing, this
forcefield is stupid strong. Can't even move forward an inch, damn it." Meriad steps on the gas one more time, then gives up when the forcefield shows no obvious sign of budging.

"Cus' it's made to constraint criminals, and assholes who can't drive. It's military grade."

"Wait, so the force field was thrown by a cop? For fu-"
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"Good afternoon, sir. I see you might be a...new resident? A new driver? You are not in the logs, currently, so I do not know you're status."

"Meemo there's a furry outside my window."

"That's a copper."

"Yeah, but there's a furry outside my window."

"No, I am a cop capable of arresting you."


"Meemo help the furry can understand us." Meriad frantically whispers. The cop gives a disapproving stare.

"Nope, I am not digging you out of the hole you just dug yourself into, dumbo. Waddaya want, Copper?" Meemo shouts through the window.

"I'll answer that question after you answer mine; tell me why your driver here was going 500 kilometres over the speeding limit?"



>



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To be frank, I am not very proud with my panels at the moment. There are alot of mistakes, like the miscolouring of Meriad's shirt inside the car, or that the proportions and relative size of Meriad and Meemo looks smaller in the living room panels. I'll be taking off one week to practice anatomy, and I'll come back hopefully better, and you'll see that my art anatomy wise has now improved. I am extremely sorry about the late updatr, I was busy with alot of things, and life jus' got in the way. PLEASE leave your suggestions, I will come back, I just need a quick break to fix up my anatomy. Ok luvyu bye.

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wiltingMyosotis
 RE: Beef Squad: The cloud prince drives like shit.
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> I can't drive to save my life.

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ICan'tGiveCredit
 RE: Beef Squad: The cloud prince drives like shit.
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>I misread 50 for 500

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We all wish we could fix up our anatomy, but it's a lot harder than it sounds.

"Five hundred k? Is that how high we were? Well no wonder he didn't see the sign."

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Arcanuse
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>Dodge the question with all the grace of a drunken walrus

>500 Kilometers, eh? Shouldn't we be dead?

>And if we're dead, why you holdin us up, you cant fine the dead that's just silly business right there, and you cops know better than silly business cause silly business just wastes time, both yours and mine in long meandering explanations of how you cant fine the dead becauses its just silly business and good cops dont mess around with that because its time wasted stead of doing real jobs like nabbing that robber back a few kilometres back who's going to get away because you cops are busy giving speeding tickets instead of getting your priorities in order and dealing with the real issues in this town, like fixing the stoplights I swear those things always turn red when it's important... (etc etc etc.)

>Continue rant until officer gives you a speeding ticket and leaves.

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meriad looks like a bird in the last panel lol

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>As your keen bird eyes can doubtlessly ascertain, this is an official WORLD 2.0 NEWS vehicle, off to deliver a breaking, can't-wait-a-nanosecond story about how force fields can cause cancer! Just this brief period of exposure has already caused my voice and shirt to start turning a sickly, radioactive green! You have to let us go before it's too late! And it's not just for our safety- World 2.0 News is co-hosted by the incredibly violent Crazy Robot Man, who this very day threatened to kill a child's entire family for a trivial prank! What do you think he'd do to you if he found out you were holding up one of his channel's most important stories in decades?
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Tim Tesy
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>the speed limit is 299kph. The burb man is strict it seems.
>Throw birds seeds or bread crumbs, at him to distract em.

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tim your sig is so appropriate

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Myeth
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Hi i have a beefsquad discussion thread where u can ask questions and discuss lore, wowie look at that http://eagle-time.com/showthread.php?tid=2455

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Posted by Tim Tesy - Today 06:25 PM
>the speed limit is 299kph. The burb man is strict it seems.
>Throw birds seeds or bread crumbs, at him to distract em.


Posted by The Walrus - 07-06-2017 02:27 AM
>As your keen bird eyes can doubtlessly ascertain, this is an official WORLD 2.0 NEWS vehicle, off to deliver a breaking, can't-wait-a-nanosecond story about how force fields can cause cancer! Just this brief period of exposure has already caused my voice and shirt to start turning a sickly, radioactive green! You have to let us go before it's too late! And it's not just for our safety- World 2.0 News is co-hosted by the incredibly violent Crazy Robot Man, who this very day threatened to kill a child's entire family for a trivial prank! What do you think he'd do to you if he found out you were holding up one of his channel's most important stories in decades?


Posted by Arcanuse - 07-05-2017 04:05 AM
>Dodge the question with all the grace of a drunken walrus

>500 Kilometers, eh? Shouldn't we be dead?

>And if we're dead, why you holdin us up, you cant fine the dead that's just silly business right there, and you cops know better than silly business cause silly business just wastes time, both yours and mine in long meandering explanations of how you cant fine the dead becauses its just silly business and good cops dont mess around with that because its time wasted stead of doing real jobs like nabbing that robber back a few kilometres back who's going to get away because you cops are busy giving speeding tickets instead of getting your priorities in order and dealing with the real issues in this town, like fixing the stoplights I swear those things always turn red when it's important... (etc etc etc.)

>Continue rant until officer gives you a speeding ticket and leaves.


Posted by tegerioreo - 07-05-2017 03:05 AM
"Five hundred k? Is that how high we were? Well no wonder he didn't see the sign."


Posted by wiltingMyosotis - 07-05-2017 01:10 AM
> I can't drive to save my life.




Suggestions that can't be used but will forever be appreciated sorry bb

Posted by ICan'tGiveCredit - 07-05-2017 02:24 AM
>I misread 50 for 500

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Quote:meriad looks like a bird in the last panel lol

Gosh dang it now i can't unsee it credit

Quote:We all wish we could fix up our anatomy, but it's a lot harder than it sounds.

I know, which is why I've taken a whole week off ta practice! Now im back and im ready to tackle this update head on.

Meriad takes a deep inhale through his nose, to clear his head from the icy cold grasp of panic. He didn't think he would even get this far, but here he is, trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket, and/or actual jail time, in a nasty-ass cell. Meriad wishes that he still had his watch on him to re-check his stats, because he doesn't have a shred of certainty that he's going to pull this stunt off.

"500 kilometers? Well no wonder we didn't see the sign! And shouldn't we be dead anyway? And if we're dead, why are you holding us up? You
can't fine the dead, that's just common sense! You cops should have more common sense, because uncommon sense is stupid, and is just going to wast my time and yours, officer, and you don't want that, do you? Me explaining the fact that you can't fine the dead is taking time out of your job, which you could use by not being an idiot and using your common sense to catch the criminal mastermind stealing from your banks a few kilometers back, or fixing the damn stoplight you dumb rotisserie-chicken-looking-ass fuckboy."
--- Meriad stops for a second to catch his breath
, the cop looks at him with eyebrows raised high enough to pierce the heavens.---
"I swear those things turn red everytime when it's important. Like right now I have to return this ugly blinking
CAr monstrosity to it's rightfuL owner for an emergency news report about how force fieLds cause cancer! Even after a few seconds of exposure, my shirt and...uh...VOICE turned a gROSS, radioactive green! This is a breaking news story that can't wait a single moment or this poor child in the seat next to me will get her entire family murdered."


"I'm 18 tho, and i rlly dont mind the 'murder your entire family' thing, they tried to sacrifice me to the Sun Man lol."


"Meemo keep your mouth shut you are not helping the situation at all Like I was saying, let us go or you're going to have to deal with the violent metal trash can, aka 'Crazy Robot Man'. What do you think he'll do to your corpse once he knows that you tried to stop one of the most important news stories in centuries from coming onto his channel, huh?"


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Meriad feels a sense of accomplishment and pride blossoming inside his chest. There's no way in hell he'll be able to bypass that charisma che-


The cop slowly lifts his pen, and presses a small round button on the side.


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A flash of light followed by the quiet snap of the camera catches Meriad by surprise, which quickly turns to horror once he realises what that means. The cop goes back to scribbling on his notebook, a slight smirk of contempt adorning his face.


Meriad hurridly leans close to Meemo. He takes a quick glance at the cop, and returns his worried gaze back upon her .

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"
Girl I don't think he's falling for it. Do you have any bird seed or something that I can throw at him so we can jump out of the car and just run?"

Meemo shakes her head sadly.
"They won't fall for it, believe me dude, i tried it myself and it ended up with me getting my ass kicked."


"The fact that I called him a dumb rotisserie-chicken-looking-ass fuckboy didn't help my argument mu-"



"Quiet!" The cop snaps loudly, startling both Meriad and Meemo away from their frantic whispering. Meriad turns to the cop in irritation.

"I already told you all my reasons, what else do you want? A complimentary package of peanuts?" Meriad retorts angrily.


"How about we start with the truth? That's a good starting point, don't you think?"

The cop leans closer.

Meriad doesn't like the way the cop stares at him. He could feel the hairs rising on the nape of his neck.

"What do you mea-"


"You know exactly what I mean. You cannot lie to the traffic police, the traffic police are not affected by sweet talks, bribes, or whining. We are traffic police for a reason, boy." The cop whispers
"I'll ask you again, and it is best you answer me truthfully; Why where you going 500 kilometres over the speeding limit?"

Meriad is terrified. Not only by the way the cop is acting right now, but also by how easily the cop saw through all his bluffing, and tore through them all like wet tissue paper. Meriad will remember this Interaction. [Life lesson learned: Don't mess with the traffic police.

Meriad knows any lie he throws at the cop will get shredded, all attempts of worming out of a ticket will get shredded, and all charisma checks he dumps on the cop will get shredded. He didn't know that the traffic cops of Sunny district were this strict, which is very uncharacteristic of the district itself. Meriad's sense of pride and accomplishment disintegrates into dust. He just wants to get this over with now.

"I can't drive to save my life."


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Meriad is done with life.

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They wouldn't even put her in a different cell, and now she's screeching over his head. Great, wonderful, fantastic.
They would have only gotten a speeding ticket, but noOoooO, the cop has to call "Crazy Robot Man" for confirmation on the news report, and the murder robot just haaad to say that the car was "stolen", and he doesn't "know wack about this news report".

Meriad hears footsteps coming towards the cell. He sits up straight, and even Meemo stops screeching for a second to take a look at what's happening.


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These 4 were rushed. Thesy were really rushed. Had to do them in under 30 minutes cuz it was 3 am and I can't afford stayin' up any longer or I'll get caught, so I'm really sorry about that!

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The Sherrif takes a long, hard look at Meriad, and tries to take a sip from his cup of joe. He fails because coffee mugs are not made for birds and that makes him sad. He hands the coffee cup to another cop rushing by, who promptly takes it without comment, and disappears around a corner with a trail of feathers floating behind them. The Sherrif turns back to face Meriad again, and scans his list once more. He pulls out a small, circular, phone, decorated with smiley stickers and little stars.



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"It was bejeweled by my daughter, I had no part in the blingin'." he says sheepishly, slipping the phone to Meriad through a small opening in the cell door.


"You only get one phone call, so choose wisely, buddy." he warns.

>Meriad can call anybody he knows. Either a character he met before (Tammy, Crazy Robot Man, Gordon Queeman, O-N3,Ross, Tank, etc...), or you can make up a character, like I said before, and call them. What will Meriad say?

Use this template if you're making someone up:
Name- (their name or nickname)
Species- (name of species, followed by short description)
District-(there are multiple, like the drizzle district, sunny district, dandelion district, fuckin spaghetti district exists for some reason. Hell, make up a district if ya want!)
Gender- (boy/gal/ other)
Quick description of character- (personality, backstory, all that pizazz. No more than a few sentences needed, but if you want to add a bit more flesh to your character, go ahead!)



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Quote:Posted by ICan'tGiveCredit - Today 03:39 AM
tim your sig is so appropriate
Tim it was meant to be, the gods have spoken

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07-17-2017 12:32 AM
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tegerioreo
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Call a lawyer or call to order pizza? What a dilemma! This sounds like a job for:

MORTY MARINARA, PIZZA CHEF-AT-LAW!

Name - Morty Marinara
Species - Pizza chef
District - Pepperoni district
Gender - Extra cheese
Description - Mama Mia! It's a legal pizza chef who can whip up a tasty pizza-pie while filing an appeal, bake a calzone while entering a plea deal. You want anchovies and a writ of habeas corpus? NO PROBLEM!

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Steampup: Surreal dog-headed Victorian adventure. Winterbough Saga Wiki: Everything we know about Faerie, its history & inhabitants.
See an edited recap of Zandar's Saga, and new pages at my brand new Patreon page.
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