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OGRES ARE NOT LIKE VIOLAS
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OGRES ARE NOT LIKE VIOLAS
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The difference between an Onion and a Viola:
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Reyweld
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OGERS ARE [b][b]NOT[/b] LIKE VIOLAS!!![/b]

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06-25-2017, 02:33 AM
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INSULTRON
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LET ME PLAY THE WORLD'S RUDEST VIOLA SOLO FOR THE DEATH OF THIS THREAD.
06-25-2017, 04:20 AM
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a52
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you can eat a viola raw?
06-25-2017, 04:43 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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violas have layers

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06-25-2017, 04:55 AM
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Kíeros
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Violas are a wonderful instrument that no modern composer has any idea how to read their clef, let alone write music for them. Hence, the majority of today's music features them as either a third violin part (as evidenced by frequent shifting onto the non-existent E string) or as an instrument seemingly incapable of playing more than one note (as evidenced by there being ONE FREAKING NOTE).

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06-27-2017, 02:23 AM
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Schazer
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if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola
06-27-2017, 04:09 AM
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a52
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(06-27-2017, 04:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola

You mean a useful one.
06-27-2017, 04:56 AM
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Schazer
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06-27-2017, 05:16 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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if you try to peel a viola, cut it into pieces and fry it, you get mcdonald's fries. So please, choose your ingredients carefully.

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06-27-2017, 05:20 AM
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Schazer
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(06-27-2017, 05:20 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: if you try to peel a viola, cut it into pieces and fry it, you get mcdonald's fries. So please, choose your ingredients carefully.

It turns out we've been peeling the wrong fruit this whole time
06-27-2017, 07:12 AM
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Dalmationer
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i heard if u plant a viola it grows into a magic money tree from which wealth creators spring forth like venus
06-27-2017, 05:27 PM
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Kíeros
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(06-27-2017, 04:56 AM)a52 Wrote:
(06-27-2017, 04:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola
You mean a useful one.
Judgmental Pyramid

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06-27-2017, 07:16 PM
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Wheat
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(06-27-2017, 04:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola

have you tried tho

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06-27-2017, 07:42 PM
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LoverIan
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Proper way to play the viola:
Destroy the viola in a way that gets their player to elicit a screech or painful cry in just the right way. Like using a canin as a musical instrument

Ways an onion and a viola are similar:
- if you dice them someone will be crying

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06-28-2017, 10:19 AM
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