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Gatr
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Hmm. Clearly there is something protecting the roof. Perhaps the Grandmaster was not as moronic as he thought. But, all protections were null before the Omnivore.

It disappeared, then moved down a bit in its universe, then reappeared.


New Gambit: Vanishing.

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The children were, well, children. In their desire for slices of apple, they were less than careful in handling the vase, knocking it over. The vase had been through harsher, of course. Sturdier than it looked. Still. Water spilled out from the vase. Quite a bit of it, really, a miniature flood pouring out towards the wall.

The maintenance of the building had left something to be desired. Seemed somebody didn't worry about how well protected the wires inside the base of the wall were, or whether or not they were exposed. I mean, nobody could see them, and out of sight, out of mind, right?
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Selvsetter (6): Bribe the guards, pursue feline.
Sylvsetter whips out a a fat tenner and offers it to the guards. Now, you see, the guards are actually quite used to people trying to worm their way out of things by offering counterfeit currency but when some random nobody pulls out the queens missing first ten dollars, hoo boy. They both know there's a bounty on that item so large they'd both practically be gods if they returned it, but only one of them could. They turn to eachother. "Brother, you know I need this more than you could possibly imagine, please think of my ill wife." says one. "Brother, how about I reunite you with your wife in the hospital then." Says the other, stabbing them in the gut with a large scimitar. "I can't believe you've done this brother." the stabbed guard says in a monotone as it has stabbed the other guard also, with their own scimitar.
The entire foyer has noticed this commotion, and has also noticed the artefact in Sylvsetters hand, they all promptly make a run for it, hundreds of people converging on it.
Sylvsetter has about 5 seconds to react.

ANKYLO (2): Sing a song of honey.
ANKYLO sings a song of honey. No one particular cares, they're more concerned with the ticket to stardom in that schmucks hand over there.

Scruffy (2): Leave kitchen with steak in mouth.
Scruffy looks for the door, but the kitchen is large and hectic. An intern trips on scruffy and scruffy drops the steak in surprise!
Meloncholy
Some of the chefs sound upset about something. "Who turned off the fucking gas" scruffy hears. Scruffy has no idea what gas is, nor what turning is, nor what "the" is.

Vivaen, Vivian (1): Coax cat into murdering friendly helper.
Vivian does not so much as react at all, it's having too much fun. But the concierge has other goals lined up, as they have seen their ticket out of this hellhole on some human loser. They jump out of their seat with quite a bit of vigour, however they were still holding the towel and the cat within said towel, which is launched back into the bath tangled up with the cat.

Ten Million Soviets (5): Disable boiler.
The soviets initial observation of the boiler not being magnificent soviet engineering were in fact, wrong. This isn't a boiler per say, but rather a top secret ussr project repurposed into a boiler for this ship. The engineers easily turn off the heat, but that's not all they can do. Jumping into it, they begin to work on the machinery. For this, comrade, you see, is not a boiler at all.

This is the head of a giant mech.

Krasny (1): Shoot the hinges off the door.
The door does not comply, and richochets the bullet directly back into kransys gun, making it explode. Kransy is down a gun and a claw. But at leas the heat is off, what's going on over there anyway?

The Omnivore (3): Dissapear and re-appear closer to the hull. Gambit! +1 (4)
The omnivore leaves this reality behind appearing in their own dimension, in the ladder department specifically. They climb down a ladder about 6 or so feet and re-appear in the ships kitchen.

Vase (5): Spill water on wires around children that just want apples. Gambit! +1 (6)
THE VASE SPILLS WATER SO FUCKING HARD IT JETS OUT THE TOP OF IT LIKE A FUCKING FIRE HOSE, KNOCKING SEVERAL CHILDREN OUT OF THE BALL PARK. IT KEEPS GOING AND EVENTUALLY HITS A WALL, OBLITERATING IT IN THE PROCESS AND EXPOSING THE SHIPS GENERATOR. WHY WAS THE GENERATOR NEXT TO THE CHILDS PLAY ROOM? CAPITALISM OF COURSE. THE ENTIRE SHIP SWITCHES TO EMERGENCY POWER, ONLY LIGHTS WORK, COLD BEGINS TO CREEP INWARDS.

Ten million soviets feel a jolt in the mech from below.

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Selvsetter tosses the note into the air and makes for the nearest exit out of what's going to be a stampede. "Haha fuck nope!"
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Water dripped from the vase, lying on its side next to the generator. But whatever happened to the previous contents of the vase?

Somewhere, amidst a ruckus about some valuable piece of paper, a few unnoticed iron orbs were being kicked around by the swarming masses.
06-28-2017, 02:20 PM
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Hohohoho! Many of the Ten Million Soviets (currently One Thousand Soviets) bellow out a boisterous laugh. This is an excellent development, very much so. This is surely a wonderful blessing from the special workers in Moscow. With this, they can establish a force of dominance and spread the power of communism for all to see.

The numerous legions spread out and begin manning every available battlestation in the great Soviet mech. Others provide boots on the ground as valuable infantry support. Not only does this change the tide of war, this also changes the fate presented before them. Now, the wasteful bourgeois will pay for not supporting the communist regime, and not with their money this time.

With the power at their command, the Ten Million Soviets break through the wall with the mech while the surrounding infantry flood through the new opening to begin an armed revolt against the casino in the name of Soviet Russia.
06-28-2017, 02:23 PM
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The Omnivore is now in the Casino! Slightly ired, its hunger grows. It hears a commotion just outside, in the foyer. It goes there. It grows bigger. A gigantic demonic face with a huge mouth leers over the crowd. The Omnivore roars.

The paper bill is sucked into the Omnivore's mouth.

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Scruffy clenches the steak between its jaws once again and looks to the other side of the room for an exit.

"A day without a laugh is a day wasted."
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06-28-2017, 08:02 PM
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If you'd just done an' killed the guy, you wouldn't be drowning now. See why you should listen to me?

Vivian is too busy drowning to listen.

Ehhh... Yeah, that's fair.

On the one hand, cocooned-in-a-towel-underwater is dark enough to shadowstep, but on the other, Vivian can't exactly aim. Still, anywhere's better than here, right?
06-28-2017, 09:24 PM
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These Russian fools are wrecking Krasny's casino, and while it cares more about avenging its family the wealth the casino brings can only help with that.

Krasny readies its' other claw to snip snip the Mech Head's electronics and render it inoperable.
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ANKYLO notices the large flurry of people flooding into the foyer. It is scared, but it's greed is too much to let this money pass by. It's fortune must grow.

It glitches towards The Omnivore and it's head opens far too wide. It begins to play another tune, this time incredibly loudly.

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06-29-2017, 03:03 AM
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Selvsetter (1): Nope.
Sylvsetter attempts to throw the note into the air and dive into safety, however the note has fused itself to their hand and they dive head-first into a charging buffaloman, cracking their skull (not the buffalo's mind you). They are also being trampled, several of their ribs have cracked already. One of the guards from earlier has noticed the note fused to their hand and withdrawing their scimitar from their brother lops your hand off.

Sylvsetter is dying quickly. Pray for a miracle.

Vase (1): Grenades: Appear in chaotic crowd. Gambit! +1 (2)
The grenades do not appear in the crowd, there are no iron orbs being kicked around, the grenades were in you this whole time! The most obscure of hiding places.

Ten Million Soviets (2): Invade casino. Gambit! +1 (3)
A rumbling is heard by the crowd that is scrambling for the note, many of them stop to look at a wall that is....vibrating? It grows louder and louder. Suddenly;
TEN MILLION SOVIETS BURST THROUGH THE WALL AND OPEN FIRE. OH THE HUMANITY. The mech is visible from behind the hole in the wall, ominously staring, unable to actually fit itself through the hole it has created.

The Omnivore (4): Eat bill, look horrifying.
The Omnivore stands over the crowd, they are torn between paying attention to the invading red army or what appears to be satan staring them all down. Sylvsetters hand raises out of the crowd, bill in tow, and flies into the omnivores mouth. The crowd is none too pleased demon or not and are more mad at them than anything.

Scruffy (3): Look for exit: the sequel.
Scruffy find the exit into the main room. No one is here huh, where'd they all go? There's a hole in the floor that's expelling warm air though and scruffy takes them and their steak over there since it's more comfortable. Scruffy can hear quite the commotion going on somewhere nearby.

Vivaen, Vivian (2): Shadowstep out of the tub. Gambit! +1 (3)
Vivaen and vivian shadowstep right out of the bathtub and the towel goes with them. Not drowning? Yes perhaps, but now the cat is wet, tangled in a towel and a short distance between a crazed mob, the red army and an all consuming horrorterror.

Krasny (1): Interfere with mech, save casino, be the hero. Snip wires.
Kransy in all the commotion had made its way into the mechs head and entered an open maitinence shaft. Dodging excited russians they make their way to the guts of the beast in order shut this down. Seeing a bundle of wires, they think "perfect" and snip them with their remaining hand.
However.
The wires were very much live, and kransy is rocketed backwards in a small electrical explosion right into a series of moving gears. To top it off, all the wire snipping did was turned off the lighting in the maitinence shaft. They are slowly being crushed by the gears, and have to pray for a miracle.

ANKYLO (4): Sing a song of money directly at the omnivore. Gambit! +1 (5)
ANKYLO appears above the omnivore. It's head grows 4 times it's current size and it opens its mouth 900 degrees, clipping straight through its own head. From deep within ANKYLO emenates a primordial sound, it blasts straight through the omnivore and everyone else in the room. Everyone stops. Looks at the two giant mouth monsters. And then carries on, but what's this? Everyones...everything...it's turning into coins. People are disintergrating into coins. The song was a powerful currency curse.
ALL PLAYERS IN THE FOYER HAVE AN ADDED LEVEL OF URGENCY

Spoiler :
Miracle rolls! Only a 5 or a 7 will save you. Do you feel lucky punks? And remember, your gambit might be a good move here.

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06-29-2017, 03:54 AM
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Mirdini
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Krasny is ENRAGED by this turn of events. Fate has it out for it again, just like BACK THEN!

This will not stand. Krasny calls upon the blessings of the GREAT LOBSTER ANGER DEITY, CRAWBULON, to regrow his claw and SHATTER THESE FUCKING GEARS.


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Krasny can BREAK THESE CUFFS
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Scruffy salivates into the hole.

Gambit: Salivate

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Selvsetter violently discombobulates her physical form and reforms somewhere slightly less hectic. Hell, she'll even throw the powers-that-be-total-scrubs a bone and leave the hand behind for the environmental-hazard-shoehorned-into-character-slot to eat.

"Hey."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you en yir monkey cheese shit show band waggin, whichevir sonabitch is hangin iff the backa this hot fuckin mess yewve got th right fuckin nerv t'call a grand battle."

To the unpredictable, with a confidence at odds with the fact she's talking to apparent thin air, she goddamn soliloquizes:

"If Ida fuckin knowin this was yer fuckin scene I woulda given yew some fuckin tips, abou' charicter balince 'n makin shur whichever lolrandom tween yew let in fer a fuckin lark would keep the shitfuckeringuppery to sumthin the actchill writers could dredge a couple fuckin pearls out of bifor rocks fill n we could git on with th'real drama."

Selvsetter gestures with the begrudging absence of a hand, flourishing it with a bit of ex-grandmasterly glitz for emphasis.

"Thit wint 'xactly five fuckin minnits bifor shit wint tits up. Who the frish fuck is ritconning some mundane-ass currincy intithe fuckin omeguffin? THIS IS NOT HOW YEW RUN A FUCKIN BATTLE! I'm figgerin yer whole shtick puts yew squair in th'group o "folks who jack it to math rock" but yew've still got a fuckin thing called narrative fuckin risponsibility!"


"Shape th'fuck up, or I'm shippin' the fuck out 'n yew can have a grand ol fuckin time trying t'get someone 's compitint 's me who'd actually wanna riplace into yir hot fuckin mess."
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A technician finally showed up to look at the generator, and see what all the hubbub around was. He gently set the vase the right way up and out of the way before getting to work on repairs, or at least finding out what's wrong.
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Vivian is wet and tired and scared by the crash of feet and clatter of coin. She tries to flee but it's hard enough just staying upright tangled in this awful fabric and y'know what? She's not built for this shit.

You deal with it.


About goddamn time.

Tar and bone erupt from the cat and shred the towel in what would be a rather impressive transformation sequence if all the funding wasn't going into (coming out of?) the background cast. Cool skull, glowy eyes, vicious claws, exposed ribs, y'know. Sickass demon exosuit stuff.

Much to that demon exosuit's chagrin, its orders were to Get The Hell Elsewise rather than Do Some Murders... But getting elsewise didn't preclude murders, and the nearest exit was, one way or another, through the cash crowd.

Vivaen flexed its claws, and plunged into the sea of flesh.
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Good. The fear was soaking into its skin. The despair, as well, considering it had just eaten something more valuable than the lives of any of these unfortunate saps. Suddenly, it didn't feel as hungry anymore. It closed its mouth.

The Omnivore vanishes to escape the curse, then reappears in another room, at a blackjack table with the tenner in hand. Is... it about to start gambling?

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If the casino itself proves to be an obstacle, then it will also be taken down. This place of senseless decadence will be removed, and in its place will be a frontier stronghold for Soviet Russia.

Using their full numbers, the Ten Million Soviets spread out to fill out as much of the casino as they can while the mech tries to break through the wall to destroy the entire casino.
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Interesting. Not what it expected, but not what it wanted, either. Still, good, but not what it wanted.

Following The Omnivore, ANKYLO follows it through space time, still moaning it's cash curse. But, it now redirected the cash curse just to focus on The Omnivore. It needed that money.

Well, no it didn't, but it really wanted it.

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Krasny (6): Gambit! +1 (7) Pray to god of anger, get angry, break down the system.
Kransy feels their life slipping away from them, as the gears slowly make their way up their body. With each turn a new spoke eases its way directly through the hard exoskelton coating kransy and crushes it into a fine powder, nothing is really going right. It is now, that Kransy makes their final prayer; "FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL OF THIS, THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, CRAWBULON GIVE ME STRENGTH I AM GOING TO FUCK UP THIS ENTIRE PLACE. NEVER AGAIN." A second passes with no response. It seems Kransy's god has forsaken them.
However, something does stir. The unpredictable is standing there, watching. "Didn't I tell you you'd get your chance?" says the unpredictable, punching the gears dead on. Kransy is launched from the gears and lands safely on the floor. But what of their injuries? What of them indeed, they simply don't exist. In fact they're as strong as they've ever been and holding the most powerful gun they've ever held, it's a golden gun.
"I'll have you know you broke my dice just now. You'll be seeing me laterrrr~~~~" the unpredictable sings in a way that no one would be able to tell if they were pleased or upset about this, and dissapears.

Scruffy (6): Gambit! +1 (7) Drool into the hole.
Scruffy leans over the hole. Mmmm, warmth. They begin to salivate into the hole. They begin to salivate a lot. It's a torrential downpour. Blood starts leaking from scruffys mouth. Scruffy is frozen in fear, the saliva wont stop, it's draining their body. The unpredictable leans over scruffy. "Bad dog" says the unpredictable, and vanishes.

Selvsetter (3): Gambit! +1 (4) Appearify somewhere else and berate the unpredictable on their grand battle prowess.
Sylvsetter has had quite enough of this bullshit. The unpredictable couldn't run a grand battle for shit and this was just a god damn travesty. In fact, they were going to go give them a peice of their mind firsthand. Sylvsetter simply winks out of existence and reappears wherever the unpredictable is right now.

They land in a small library, minus their injuries which they left on the battlefield. The lighting is bad, and it's dead silent. The place looks about a trillion years old and everything is coated in a thick layer of dust. Sylvsetter can make out some shoeprints on the floor leading into a few of the isles of books. "Well don't just stand there silly, come on over" says a very familiar voice from the end of the hallway in complete darkness. Sylv isn't dumb, they don't do shit. "If that's how it's going to be then." sighs the voice. It clears its throat, and simply says "Sylvsetter walks down the hallway." Sylvsetter walks down the hallway, against their own will. It becomes increasingly dark as they go, until finally they can't see anything at all. "Glad you could make it~" the voice playfully chimes, as a few candles floating in the ether light up revealing the unpredictable. "Shocker, not that unpredictable" Sylv thinks to themself before they are cut off. "Sylvsetter sits on the floor and listens to what the unpredictable has to tell them." They do so, their mind totally blank. "You may be wondering why I'm doing this. All this chaos, all this wonderful well...bullshit! It's really quite simple. You see, I'm in full control now~" says the unpredictable with glee, bouncing a little with excitement. "It's great isn't it. The players, nay the writers, they have no control now. Isn't this just a grand test of my ability, a real show of my true strength?!?". Sylvsetter nods, not saying a word. "All these eternities and realities I've been watching, waiting for something that I could use to usurp control away from the writers. You know of all people must know that we are just characters written by greater beings. Well, I've found it! Something they can't influence! And with it, I am more powerful than they are. In fact I'm so sure of it, that I'm broadcasting this right to them! Hello writers! You can't stop me haha, I'm beyond your scope!" they say getting even more exited and jittery. But all that stops in an instant. "But as for you Sylvsetter, I am dissapointed you didn't catch on and stop me from doing this in the first place. After all you are one of the few that even know of the writers." The unpredictable pulls a dice from out of their pocket. "See this? This is your roll for this turn. A miracle roll yes, needing a 5 or a 7 to live. Can you tell me what number this is, Sylviepoo?" The unpredictable throws the dice over to Sylvsetter, who has been freed from the unpredictables narrative control. "It's a four" Says Sylvsetter, looking down and noticing the unpredictables claws jutting out of their lower stomach from behind. "You're dead right" Says the unpredictable directly into their ear as they pull their claws straight up through Sylvsetters body and head. "I'd like to see you worm your way out of a plot I control."

DEAD

The turn will continue to its end.

Vase (1): A technician puts the vase the right way up and has a look at the generator.
A technician enters the room with a loud bang. They've kicked over the door and crushed a child under it. A small glint can be seen from their eyes as they spot the vase. They sprint towards it and punt it into the ether, it is hurtling through the air incredibly fast. The vase has about one second before it hits the roof at velocities that would shatter it into a trillion pieces, but the round ends.

Vivaen, Vivian (2): Murder? MURDER!
Vivaen explodes out of the body of the cat and immediately dives into the crowd to murder some peeps. But, alas, they're already dead. Every single one of them, internal organs giving out as they become coins, losing limbs as they become coins, the works. A real shitshow. It's lucky that Vivaen wasn't around to hear the song else it too would be becoming coins (vivian was). The round ends before they can make it elsewhere.

The Omnivore (6): Gambit! +1 (7) Dissapear and reappear in the main room to do some gambling.
The omnivore dissapears into their realm. Everything within is slowly turning into coinage, it's quite the sight. They scoot over a little and re-appear in the main room in order to gamble some of this away. However at the table, is the unpredictable. "Care for a spin?" Says the unpredictable completely ignoring the commotion of ten million soviets bursting in through every hole in the room and storming it. "Well too bad you didn't have a choice if you didn't!" The unpredictable squeaks with glee as they spin the wheel. The wheel lands on lose everything. "Aw too bad, looks like I'll be taking the entire contents of your pocket dimension today!" The unpredictable claps twice and vanishes with a puff of smoke. The omnivore has never felt so empty. But on the bright side, they took the Adidas curse with them too.

Ten Million Soviets (3): Gambit! +1 (4) INVADE AND DESTROY ENTIRE CASINO.
TEN MILLION SOVIETS SPLAY OUT IN FULL FORCE, DISPERSING THE ADIDAS CURSE BETWEEN THEIR RANKS TO MAKE IT LESS DEADLY, AND LAUNCH A FULL SCALE INVASION OF THE CASINO. THEY ENTER THE KITCHEN, MURDERING ALL OF THE CHEFS. THEY ENTER THE MAIN ROOM, MURDERING ALL OF THE PATRONS. THEY ENTER THE OFFICES, MURDERING ALL THE SPONSORS AND STAKEHOLDERS. THEY ENTER THE PLAYROOM, A FEW GET MURDERED THEMSELVES BY AN EERILY BALD TECHNICIAN BUT COME OUT SUPREME. THEY ENTER KRANSYS OFFICE AND HIT SELF DESTRUCT. THE ROUND ENDS.

ANKYLO (3): Gambit! +1 (4) Follow the omnivore through space and time all while directing your curse at it.
ANKYLO follows the omnivore into their realm, what they see is boundless wealth and a lot off knicknacks. It's quite the aesthetic. Reappearing in the main dimension they moan their adidas song at the omnivore as hard as they can while it gambles away. However, the round ends just as the omnivore loses the curse along with everything else they have.

ROUND OVER!


The unpredictable throws their hands into the air "WHO'S READY FOR ROUND TWO" the crowd goes wild. "FOR ROUND TWO, I WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU WANT, GIVE IT YOUR ALL YOU COULD BE THE LUCKY WINNER!"

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For round two, I'm taking submissions for the setting. Suggest something, and I'll roll a dice to see what gets picked.

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Scruffy, glad to be alive, suggests, "Bark!"

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"How about the theme park celebrating the fact the Unpredictable is a huge tool forever"
07-02-2017, 08:04 AM
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Pharmacy
 RE: Roll to Fight
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"A procedurally generated dungeon crawling game," someone pipes in the background.
07-02-2017, 08:28 AM
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Mirdini
 RE: Roll to Fight
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