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The ex-contents of the omnivore.
07-02-2017, 11:21 AM
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A land made of nothing but human flesh.

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07-02-2017, 12:55 PM
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New Stalington, a place of Soviet wonder and conscription. Has a mural depicting the Omnivore getting punched out by Vladimir Lenin.
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07-02-2017, 09:15 PM
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spümpkin
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ANKYLO moans as it loses the money. It suggests that the Unpredictable should take everyone on a submarining adventure.

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07-02-2017, 09:38 PM
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(shall I join in? or am I only able too after everyones dead)
07-14-2017, 07:34 AM
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Please explain

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You can suggest a place but you can't play in this match I'm afraid. Next time if you're quick.
Also standby for update.

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07-14-2017, 11:54 AM
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The crowd shouts out:

(07-02-2017, 07:58 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: Scruffy, glad to be alive, suggests, "Bark!"
(07-02-2017, 08:04 AM)Schazer Wrote: "How about the theme park celebrating the fact the Unpredictable is a huge tool forever"
(07-02-2017, 08:28 AM)Pharmacy Wrote: "A procedurally generated dungeon crawling game," someone pipes in the background.
(07-02-2017, 09:52 AM)Mirdini Wrote: ABBOTT ISLAND
(07-02-2017, 11:21 AM)Not The Author Wrote: The ex-contents of the omnivore.
(07-02-2017, 12:55 PM)Gatr Wrote: A land made of nothing but human flesh.
(07-02-2017, 09:15 PM)GuardianTempest Wrote: New Stalington, a place of Soviet wonder and conscription. Has a mural depicting the Omnivore getting punched out by Vladimir Lenin.
(07-02-2017, 09:38 PM)spümpkin Wrote: ANKYLO moans as it loses the money. It suggests that the Unpredictable should take everyone on a submarining adventure.

The unpredictable hears the suggestions. "These are all shit" Says the unpredictable. "Literally none of these have the flair I demand. But, this is fine. I see a way to rectify this. I shall combine them all on a dice roll!"
The unpredictable rolls a handful of dice to determine which settings are most prevalent.

"Bark" (5)
A theme park dedicated to what a tool the unpredictable is (5)
A procedurally generated dungeon crawler (4)
ABBOTT ISLAND (3)
The omnivores magical realm, dare ye enter?? (4)
A flesh land, of the human variety. (6)
New stalington (2)
An underwater adventure (1)

"Aha! I have it!" Exclaims the unpredictable with a little hop. "THE ARENA SHALL BE THE UPON THE DOG ISLAND. A THEME PARK ON THIS ISLAND WILL BE THE MAIN STAGE, IT IS PROCEDURALLY GENERATED AND MAZE LIKE. WITHIN THIS THEME PARK WILL BE DEPICTIONS OF I, ALL RANDOMLY GENERATED ALSO, EXCEPT FOR THE GIANT STATUE OF ME DRESSED AS STALIN PUNCHING OUT THE OMNIVORE IN THE CENTER OF THE PARK. A LONE TONY ABBOTT WILL GUARD THIS STATUE. THE REMAINS OF THE OMNIVORE? EVERYWHERE. I'VE JUST THROWN THEM EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE, JUST JUNK REALLY. THERE IS A SMALL PUDDLE AT THE ENTRANCE, YOU COULD DIVE IN THIS, IF YOU WERE AN ANT. AND LASTLY. THE ENTIRE PARK IS MADE OF ROTTING HUMAN FLESH. THE DOGS LOVE IT. GO FORTH BATTLERS, GO FORTH AND MAKE A GREAT FIGHT FOR ME."

The battlers are once more thrown into space and land in the arena. But this time there is no roll for where they land, but instead they can choose where they land, and then roll for that. It seems only one round of dice rolls may occur every round and this rounds went on deciding the setting. Howbouthat.
ACTIONS NOW THANKS.

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07-14-2017, 12:09 PM
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Robust Laser
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The vase sits on a shelf, amongst several fleshy, smelly facsimiles of stuffed animals. It is one of the prizes available if you can successfully toss a ring onto a pole.


It is not the top prize. The top prize is a large sack of meat that vaguely resembles a cartoon armadillo.
07-14-2017, 12:38 PM
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Gatr
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the omnivore lands wherever. far away from the stalin punching omnivore thing i guess? then it eats everything in sight.

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07-14-2017, 02:04 PM
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Vivian lands on the front of a rollercoaster, just as it dips over the dropoff. Panicked, she digs in her claws, but it's hard to keep your balance when your tail and both back feet are crumbling to pennies. Suddenly, she's in the air. Flailing, she tries to snag onto the quickly-passing coaster...
07-15-2017, 12:55 AM
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The deepest, most petrifying depths of your local Wal-Mart
Scruffy lands on the tastiest piece of rotting flesh, and of course where there are lots of smelly dog butts.

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07-15-2017, 02:32 AM
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spümpkin
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ANKYLO lands somewhere within the fairgrounds, so it can win some sick prizes.

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07-15-2017, 11:59 AM
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GuardianTempest
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Ten Million Soviets station themselves outside the flesh-made park, by the island's coastline. There's no way the park itself could house Stalin's might, after all. At the very least, this gives the solders an opportunity to build themselves up away from the rotting flesh that is surprisingly-analogous to capitalism.
07-16-2017, 05:43 AM
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Krasny careens sideways into the FLESH FUN ZONE, which is filled with dogs having fun with the flesh, mostly because it tastes good and they're eating it.

Krasny's impact scatters the pups, and just as well, as he's had ENOUGH of all this bullshit and the Unpredictable's constant promises of vengeance when there's absolutely no sign of KRASNY'S ARCH-ENEMY.

Krasny fires the [color=gold]GOLDEN GUN
in a random direction just to let some steam loose - little does Krasny or do the TEN MILLION SOVIETS themselves know that it was aimed squarely at their (3-kilometer-distant) encampment.
07-17-2017, 09:27 AM
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