Lake dating simulator

Lake dating simulator
#1
A Lake smashes through your window.

It has abs.

It want to take you

On a date

With the lake.


What shall you do now?
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#2
alright, usin our learnin skills from last time, we can do this
>Forget all useful dating tips
>Attempt the socializing
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Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#3
>act natural, just talk to them!
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#4
>Sue the lake for breaking and entering and destruction of property
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#5
>Roll to seduce the lake
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#6
Take samples from the lakebed in order to determine how long ago it originally formed.
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#7
>Skip a rock across those abs
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#8
(07-24-2017, 11:24 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Take samples from the lakebed in order to determine how long ago it originally formed.

this is creepy, just ask them
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#9
> read it a haiku
> you are a lake with
abs of steel and also you
have a really nice abs
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#10
>Filter those abs (brita, not camera)
Sig:
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#11
spill glass of toxic waste from uranium power plant operations onto lake's head

re-JECTED!
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#12
Make a joke about getting wet?
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#13
wait a sec... if they're a lake... is your preference for going on long walks by the beach suddenly awkward
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#14
> Go change in your swimsuit.
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#15
Go get fish n chips
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invest pisscoin
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