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Myeth
 Lake dating simulator
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It crimbas time

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A Lake smashes through your window.

It has abs.

It want to take you

On a date

With the lake.


What shall you do now?

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Me army of waddlers
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07-24-2017, 11:03 PM
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Arcanuse
 RE: Lake dating simulator
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alright, usin our learnin skills from last time, we can do this
>Forget all useful dating tips
>Attempt the socializing
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Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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07-24-2017, 11:06 PM
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GlowyMushroom
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>act natural, just talk to them!

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07-24-2017, 11:10 PM
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cmdrcade
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Inteliga
>Sue the lake for breaking and entering and destruction of property
07-24-2017, 11:10 PM
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Hichico
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>Roll to seduce the lake
07-24-2017, 11:11 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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The Goddamn Pacman

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Take samples from the lakebed in order to determine how long ago it originally formed.
07-24-2017, 11:24 PM
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Gen
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Worldbuilding extraordinaire!

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>Skip a rock across those abs
07-24-2017, 11:44 PM
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Schazer
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(07-24-2017, 11:24 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: Take samples from the lakebed in order to determine how long ago it originally formed.

this is creepy, just ask them
07-24-2017, 11:49 PM
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wiltingMyosotis
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> read it a haiku
> you are a lake with
abs of steel and also you
have a really nice abs
07-25-2017, 12:01 AM
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Reyweld
 RE: Lake dating simulator
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Canadon't know please send help
>Filter those abs (brita, not camera)

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(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
07-25-2017, 12:20 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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The deepest, most petrifying depths of your local Wal-Mart
spill glass of toxic waste from uranium power plant operations onto lake's head

re-JECTED!

"A day without a laugh is a day wasted."
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07-25-2017, 01:20 AM
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skeleton
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Make a joke about getting wet?
07-25-2017, 02:41 AM
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Tuesday
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wait a sec... if they're a lake... is your preference for going on long walks by the beach suddenly awkward
07-26-2017, 08:31 AM
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smuchmuch
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> Go change in your swimsuit.
07-26-2017, 02:27 PM
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Dalmationer
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Go get fish n chips

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07-30-2017, 02:10 PM
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