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SinkingSailor
 Destroy The Wall
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a wall stands in the way of your path. it should probably gtfo tho. so get rid of it.

Wall: 100,000 HP

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07-26-2017, 07:03 AM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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Begin diplomatic relations with wall
07-26-2017, 08:09 AM
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Schazer
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Patron Saint of Normcore

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Build another wall beside the wall so they can be wall pals
07-26-2017, 08:36 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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07-26-2017, 10:34 AM
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Seyhial
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Draw graffitis on the wall
07-26-2017, 12:09 PM
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Reyweld
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>bop it

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
07-26-2017, 01:09 PM
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SinkingSailor
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(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: Begin diplomatic relations with wall

The wall doesn't like politics and gets hurt for 100 dmg
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: Build another wall beside the wall so they can be wall pals

The wall gains the companion wall friend. wall friend protecs, wall friend attacs, but most importantly, the wall will git angery if you kil wall fren.
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)bigro Wrote: unwall

wall fren takes 500 dmg
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)Seyhial Wrote: Draw graffitis on the wall

the wall feels stylish. X2 to attack this turn and next.
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)Reyweld Wrote: >bop it

you and wall friend play bop it. wall friend feels refreshed. +100 hp.

The Wall: 99,900
Attributes: Stylish: X2 to attack for 2 turns
Wall Friend: 600

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07-26-2017, 06:39 PM
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Arcanuse
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ask nicely if the wall could scooch a bit to the side so you can pass

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07-26-2017, 06:48 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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summon donald trump. He's great at building walls! Maybe he can tear this one down?

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07-26-2017, 07:17 PM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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07-26-2017, 09:22 PM
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Reyweld
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summon koolaid man

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
07-26-2017, 10:19 PM
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Seyhial
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tell the wall to follow his dreams
07-26-2017, 10:28 PM
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Wheat
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cast spell: wonderwall

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07-26-2017, 11:19 PM
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Tuesday
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/spawnitem walldestroyermarkII
07-27-2017, 12:58 AM
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SinkingSailor
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(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: ask nicely if the wall could scooch a bit to the side so you can pass

the wall cannot as it is infinite until it is destroyed
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: summon Donald trump. He's great at building walls! Maybe he can tear this one down?

Trump is summoned. All he does is deport Mexicans behind the wall.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)a52 Wrote: mikhail gorbachev

the wall is confused. it becomes vulnerable to X2 damage this turn.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Seyhial Wrote: tell the wall to follow his dreams

the walls dream is to block your path. so IT keeps doing that.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Wheat Wrote: cast spell: wonderwall

the wall gains +101 hp.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Tuesday Wrote: /spawnitem walldestroyermarkII

you attempt to spawn an item, but its just a rubber ball. the wall loses -1 hp X2 from laughter.

The Wall: 99,999
Attributes: Confused: Takes X2 to attack for 1 turn
Wall Friend: 600

wall attacks! it tries to throw a brick, but realizes that the players don't have any health bars. The Wall loses its Stylish attribute, as it starts raining and the graffiti washes off.

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07-27-2017, 01:42 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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mr gorbachev, tear down this wall
07-27-2017, 03:31 AM
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Arcanuse
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go back in time, change the paperwork to give the contract to the cheapest company that cuts the most corners

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07-27-2017, 03:37 AM
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Gatr
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uncomfortably muscular

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more dakka

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07-27-2017, 04:24 AM
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Seyhial
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seduce the wall
07-27-2017, 08:13 AM
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skeleton
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Go to Walmart, see if you can learn the secrets of wall and better learn how to remove wall.
07-27-2017, 11:13 AM
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Tuesday
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Smash wall with wrecking ball
07-27-2017, 06:47 PM
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Reyweld
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(07-26-2017, 10:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: >summon koolaid man

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
07-27-2017, 08:31 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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throw trump at wall

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07-28-2017, 12:56 AM
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