Destroy The Wall

Destroy The Wall
#1
Destroy The Wall
a wall stands in the way of your path. it should probably gtfo tho. so get rid of it.

Wall: 100,000 HP
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#2
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Begin diplomatic relations with wall
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#3
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Build another wall beside the wall so they can be wall pals
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#4
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unwall
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#5
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Draw graffitis on the wall
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#6
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>bop it
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#7
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(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Begin diplomatic relations with wall

The wall doesn't like politics and gets hurt for 100 dmg
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Build another wall beside the wall so they can be wall pals

The wall gains the companion wall friend. wall friend protecs, wall friend attacs, but most importantly, the wall will git angery if you kil wall fren.
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)bigro Wrote: »unwall

wall fren takes 500 dmg
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)Seyhial Wrote: »Draw graffitis on the wall

the wall feels stylish. X2 to attack this turn and next.
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »>bop it

you and wall friend play bop it. wall friend feels refreshed. +100 hp.

The Wall: 99,900
Attributes: Stylish: X2 to attack for 2 turns
Wall Friend: 600
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#8
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ask nicely if the wall could scooch a bit to the side so you can pass
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#9
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summon donald trump. He's great at building walls! Maybe he can tear this one down?
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#10
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mikhail gorbachev
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#11
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summon koolaid man
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#12
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tell the wall to follow his dreams
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#13
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cast spell: wonderwall
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#14
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/spawnitem walldestroyermarkII
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(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: »ask nicely if the wall could scooch a bit to the side so you can pass

the wall cannot as it is infinite until it is destroyed
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »summon Donald trump. He's great at building walls! Maybe he can tear this one down?

Trump is summoned. All he does is deport Mexicans behind the wall.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)a52 Wrote: »mikhail gorbachev

the wall is confused. it becomes vulnerable to X2 damage this turn.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Seyhial Wrote: »tell the wall to follow his dreams

the walls dream is to block your path. so IT keeps doing that.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Wheat Wrote: »cast spell: wonderwall

the wall gains +101 hp.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »/spawnitem walldestroyermarkII

you attempt to spawn an item, but its just a rubber ball. the wall loses -1 hp X2 from laughter.

The Wall: 99,999
Attributes: Confused: Takes X2 to attack for 1 turn
Wall Friend: 600

wall attacks! it tries to throw a brick, but realizes that the players don't have any health bars. The Wall loses its Stylish attribute, as it starts raining and the graffiti washes off.
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#16
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mr gorbachev, tear down this wall
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#17
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go back in time, change the paperwork to give the contract to the cheapest company that cuts the most corners
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#18
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more dakka
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#19
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seduce the wall
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#20
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Go to Walmart, see if you can learn the secrets of wall and better learn how to remove wall.
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#21
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Smash wall with wrecking ball
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#22
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(07-26-2017, 10:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>summon koolaid man
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#23
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throw trump at wall
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