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Finally, finally, you got the game. All that your little heart desires, a game about cool aliens, n' space and also rocket ships and fighting and cool robots? You can't handle this much excitement oh my god you're gonna go do cool space things! You should really thank Danny for handing it down to you as an early birthday gift, he's the best!

Now, uh... What to do, exactly? Thankfully, Danny activated the read-out-loud thingy, so at least you won't have to struggle with reading too much.

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You turn on your mic, excitement making your voice shake.

"Hello? Can I be hear-"

You don't even get to finish your sentence before a flashing pop-up appears, scaring the absolute crap out of you.
A lady's voice keeps repeating one line, cold and emotionless;

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What.

...WHAT?

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Instead of playing the dang game, you're being played by it. Maybe it's just updati-

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Uuuuh, no. You ain't no baby! How did the game know that anyway? You only spoke for like, 2 seconds! You go down to "Suh-ett-engs", you saw your brother do this a lot, so it must be how you can change back to the "cool" Fortuna. You don't want this baby stuff.

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This game is possessed or something. You don't thing it's supposed to do that, nuh-uh.

You stand up to call Danny, but you remember that he left the house an hour ago. You are alone on this. This is not cool at all.

Well, you really can't do much right now, can you? The game locked the settings like a big, spooky jerk so you can't go back, and everybody in this house is either asleep or out.

This is dumb, this is really dumb, but at least it's better than no game at all. You hope Danny comes home soon, you're only playing this cuz' you can't go back and there's nothin' to do. You press start, and click "new game".


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"All you need to know about your new patron!"~Opis
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Apollo: A very prideful young man, needs to fix his attitude, 4/10 won't recommend.

Hermes:Hermes' the name, speed's his game!

Helios: Nice man, good around kids. Also gave me a pencil once that i still cherish to this day.

Artemis: Don't make puns when she's around.

Athena: Strong, independent, bird lady. Nice choice of attire.

Nike: One of the kool kidz, can ride a skateboard and I understand nothing when she speaks because half of her vocabulary are variations of "swag" and "lit".

Eris: Don't.

Mors: Even with their reputation, Mors wouldn't hurt a fly! A god with the heart of a child, you will relate to him very much.

Thanatos: Bad boy.

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(A collab adventure with my dude, devil!)
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08-05-2017, 09:25 PM
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[Devil]
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> N I K E

YOU JUST GOT DEVILĀ“D
08-05-2017, 09:28 PM
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Heyoceama
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> Can you swap Opis out for someone else?

> Apollo changing vote to Hermes.

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Hermes
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>HERMEES

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08-05-2017, 09:44 PM
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Meowtastic
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> HERMES SPEEDY QUICK
08-05-2017, 09:47 PM
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GuardianofAllator
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> Apollo.
08-05-2017, 09:48 PM
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> Mors
08-05-2017, 09:49 PM
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>Nike!!
08-05-2017, 09:50 PM
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Dorsidwarf
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> the smiley blue one who has ear wings and is a good person
08-05-2017, 09:54 PM
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LammarWesley
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> A P O L L O

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08-05-2017, 09:55 PM
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Crunch
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lets go with Nike. that should be fun.

stay away from turnips. they mean only harm. It's Dlorph!
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Arcanuse
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>Apollo. Nice enough without being meme overload (looking at you nike) or turning this into edutainment (looking at you helios)

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
08-05-2017, 09:58 PM
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>Apollo!
08-05-2017, 10:01 PM
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Orpheus the Bard
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Changed Vote fRon Cronus to Mors.
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Spish
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> Thanatos. Don't need none of that baby stuff.
08-05-2017, 10:18 PM
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juddy555
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In a house. On a mass of land. On the planet Earth.
>Mors

This is not the original Juddy. We made a deal because we use the same username, and I own this account now. I am the owner. It is me. Totally worth giving up a reddit account with high karma for a forum account with adventures I read
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wiltingMyosotis
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> Mors
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>Apollo!

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Clockwork Dragon
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>THEENY!!!!!!!!!

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RAN
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> HERMES!
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>NIKE.
08-06-2017, 12:01 AM
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artemis

nike, because if we can't have disney aesthetic we can always have 90s EXTREME SPORTS AESTHETIC

e: unless the minute that the vote is finally tallied on is a multiple of 5, then my vote is mors. and if the minute ends in 2 or 7 I vote for artemis because those numbers look like antlers.

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ERIS!
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Mors. this should lead to interesting times.
08-06-2017, 12:51 AM
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[Robocoon]
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Even though I'm the author, I FORGOT TO VoTE and the votes seem to be a fuckest atm. I vote for nike, because she is swag.

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