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bigro
 Roll to Godgemcars
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Please explain

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RTD time, but also Godhood time.
This time the setting is thus: You are in a dodgem cars DEATHMATCH. But also? You're a god! And have a domain that you are most adept with. Carve your niche in the universe.
To do this, you have acts. You gain acts based on your previous roll in inverse, rolling a 6 gives you 1 act, rolling a 1 gives you 6 and so on. You can use acts to perform GODLY FEATS and summon things, up to you really what you do. How well I interpret your action depends on how many acts you spend on it, and you of course have one free action that is dictated by your roll for that turn.
Example turn(s):
Spoiler :
Bob punches the moon [1 act] and does a backflip [free]
This results in bob punching someone mooning them, in the ass. The backflip is determined by their roll.

Bob punches the moon [5 acts] and does a backflip [1 act] but then spits on a frog [free]
This results in bob destroying the moon with their almighty punch, doing a backflip which is pretty boring all things said and done, and spitting on a frog according to their roll.

Roll to dodge?
Call an action. Once all players have called their actions I will roll a 6 sided die and their success will be based upon the result.
1: critical failure
2: failure
3: ok
4: success
5: critical success.
6: monkeys paw/overshoot.

Act Strength?
1: Most boring and weakest interpretation
2: Kinda strong but not really.
3: Pretty strong
4: Powerful act
5: Immensely powerful act
6: Universe alteringly powerful act
7+: Increasing levels of absurd, exponential.

Anything else worth noting?
  • You MUST take a roll action every turn. Spending all your acts is not necessary, you can save them up for later if you wish.
  • If you are directly responsible for the death of another player, you get all their saved up acts.
  • I am in fact a character in the game, I get all acts that are not otherwise given to someone else. (ie: inactivity deaths, accidental death)
  • Don't try to kill me.
  • Don't you do it.
  • You will regret it.
  • Your domain and car ability are little more than tools I will use to interpret your actions. They are not reliable things for you to use. They are things for me to use. Choose wisely.
To join this you will need to provide the following information:
  • Name:
  • Car:
  • Car ability:
  • Godly Domain:
The power of your cars ability will be decided by a roll.

You have a week from now to sign up, I am accepting all submissions, deaths will be thick and fast. You must post within 72 hours of an update or I will kill you off. No hard feelings.

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08-15-2017, 03:50 AM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
 RE: Roll to Godgemcars
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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name: chwoka
car: antonov an-225 mriya
car ability: big
domain: theft
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08-15-2017, 03:53 AM
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a52
 RE: Roll to Godgemcars
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the one who patented nonsense

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Car: [Image: e5xvInF.jpg]
Car ability: Is literally just a giant frog (leaps, swims, has long tongue, the works)
Godly Domain: Swamps
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08-15-2017, 04:48 AM
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Justice Watch
 RE: Roll to Godgemcars
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Name: Tinkertonk
Car: The Fudder-Dudder
Car ability: it has lots of wacky gears and stuff and parts fall off/fly out of it sometimes but it remains 100% functional despite this
Godly Domain: toys

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08-15-2017, 06:14 AM
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Reyweld
 RE: Roll to Godgemcars
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Name: Agatha
Car: Parked Permanently (in an inconvenient location)
Car ability: Immovable object
Godly Domain: Old Age

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
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08-15-2017, 11:26 AM
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Gatr
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uncomfortably muscular

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Name: Whatever this monstrosity is, it doesn't have a name. That much is for certain.
Car: You aren't sure what kind of car this is.
Car ability: Its ability and appearance are unclear. You are distracted by the unknowable entity floating just above it. It eats at your mind, and yet you cannot look away.
Godly Domain: The unknown

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08-15-2017, 02:28 PM
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Schazer
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Name: Solbruin
Car: Liz
Car Ability: It's a big doggo. And by doggo I mean monster and/or dragon
Godly Domain: Monsters
08-16-2017, 01:34 AM
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goblin's
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goblin's

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Car: 2004 Subaru Outback
Car ability: All wheel drive
Godly Domain: Patience
08-17-2017, 12:54 AM
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bigro
 RE: Roll to Godgemcars
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Please explain

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08-21-2017, 03:27 AM
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spümpkin
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Lifeless as a pile of 300 beaver pelts.

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Name: Grrrrr.
Car: GRRR 1954 Model
Car ability: It's a bear. It's a big, brown, angry bear. His hand is stuck in some honey???
Godly Domain: Bears.

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08-21-2017, 06:54 AM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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Name: Sloft
Car: Reclining moped
Car ability: Receives power from the sun. Easily crushed. Needs new tires. Max speed: 20 KPH.
Godly Domain: Sleep
08-22-2017, 11:37 AM
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gloomyMoron
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That Grouchy Ol' Curmudgeon

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Name: Floof
Car: This but even floofier.
Car Ability: Hair! Flow it, show it, long as god can grow it!: Resistant to impacts.
Godly Domain: Kittens, Puppies, and bellybutton lint (and other assort fuzzy, furry, or hairy things).
08-22-2017, 12:13 PM
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bigro
 RE: Roll to Godgemcars
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THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, FOG ROLLS IN, SPARKS ZIP ACROSS THE FLOOR. THE STAGE HAS BEEN SET FOR A DEATHMATCH OF GODLY PROPORTIONS. THE GOD OF CHANCE THROWS THE DIE, AND 10 CONTENDERS ARE SUMMONED. "OH HOW LUCKY YOU ALL ARE" BOOMS FROM BEHIND A CURTAIN "TO BE GIVEN A CHANCE LIKE THIS. GO FORTH AND WITH GOOD FORTUNE YOU WILL FLOURISH. RELENT AND YOU WILL MEET DESTINY ITSELF. LET THE MATCH COMMENCE"
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Chwoka in the an-225 mriya (3): Ability; big.
Chwoka is the first god to arrive, and arrive they do in fact do. In a giant aeroplane, they can be seen in the cockpit like an ant driving a firetruck.
4 acts to spend (+4)

RIBBIROTH, LORD OF THE ABYSS in THE RIBBINATOR 500000000000000000 (4): Ability; giant frog.
Not one to be outdone however, RIBBIROTH arrives shortly thereafter riding the largest frog in the universe. It is slightly larger than the massive plane nearby it.
3 acts to spend (+3)

Tinkertonk in The Fudder-Dudder (3): Ability; always works despite being a figurative shitheap.
Giants having had arrived and settled, Tinkertonk takes to the stage. Nothing much else, pretty modest entrance all things considered. It rests within their car by the foot of the ribbinator.
4 acts to spend (+4)

Agatha in the Parked Permanently (1): Ability; immovable object.
AGATHA CAREENS INTO THE ARENA, LISCENCE SUSPENDED AND WITH NOTHING TO LOSE SHE SLAMS INTO THE ASS OF THE RIBBINATOR AND IMMEDIATELY BOUNCES AROUND THE ARENA AS THOUGH THIS WAS A PINBALL CONTEST. NOTHING CAN STOP AGATHA, SHE IS ALWAYS ON THE GO AT HIGH SPEEDS. AGATHA STANDS IN THE CENTER OF THE ARENA DOING SICK FUCKING DONUTS.
6 acts to spend (+6)

Nameless in the Undefined (2): Ability; unknowability.
Something enters the arena in a BMW beetle, everyone knows what kind of car it is but something is amiss, small details are wrong and the thing floating above it will surely ruin the resale value. No one can really put their finger on it though.
5 acts to spend (+5)

Solbruin in Liz CLIFFORD (6): Ability; Big doggo(dragon).
Solbruin enters the arena without a car. What? WHAT? "THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES" SCREAMS AGATHA DOING CIRCLES AROUND SOLBRUIN. "GET OUT OF HERE YOUNGIN" THEY JEER. LITTLE DID AGATHA KNOW, SOLBRUIN DID IN FACT HAVE A CAR. IT WAS ABOVE THEM. ITS LIZ, OR SO SOLBRUIN THOUGHT. A GIANT, RED, SHAGGY DRAGON LOOMS OVER THE ENTIRE PLATFORM. "OH FUCK NOT YOU" SAYS SOLBRUIN AS CLIFFORD, THE BIG RED GECKO GIVES THEM A BIG OLD KISS.
1 act to spend (+1)

Chaz in the 2004 Subaro Outback (4): Car ability; all wheel drive.
Hey! It's Chaz! Wazzup chaz. Chaz zips around in their sweet ride and does a slide in it coming to a rest nearby Tinkertonk and Solbruin. "ayy" says Chaz. Smooth, cool. Everyone loves Chaz.
3 acts to spend (+3)

Grrrrr in the Grrrrr 1954 Model (5): Car ability; bear.
Grrrrr catches a whiff of some.........HINEY. They materialize in the center of the stage and obtain that sweet nectar. But alas, this was a trap set by the great god of chance to lure them here. Not that Grrrrr cares, they have honey. A big pot of honey. A really big pot of honey. It's actually a vat, and their entire arm is stuck in it forming a giant vat arm bludgeon. Dangerous.
2 acts to spend (+2)

Sloft in the Reclining Moped (5): Car ability; Solar powered, comfortable.
Sloft gently declines from the ether, landing daintily upon the edge of the stage looking in. They roll in a little and yawn. The yawn activates the solar panels on the back and they turn into their final form, actual small suns powering the moped. Sure it can only go so fast but damn will it do it powerfully.
2 acts to spend (+2)

Floof in the Fluffmobile (4): Car ability; extremely fluffy, resistant to impacts.
Floof the final competitor arrives at long last as a lowly janitor. Oh what a twist of fate, the cleanup mop is competing. Doing double time, but they wont get paid any more. The god of chance is a bad person.
3 acts to spend (+3)

The god of chance has 10 acts (1 for every player every turn) (+10)
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Submit actions now. You have 72 hours.

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08-23-2017, 06:37 AM
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Schazer
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Solbruin tries to take RIBBIROTH's froggy mount under her monster-mothering wing.
08-23-2017, 08:11 AM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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Sloft drives in a slow evasive circle around the edge of the stage [free]

Sloft saves their godly acts for a rainy day. "Please don't bother me."
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08-23-2017, 08:26 AM
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Reyweld
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Agatha is going to activate their turn signal [free] despite having no intentions of turning, and then she is going to honk her horn gently at the other cars that drive in front of her [2 acts].

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Spoiler :
(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
08-23-2017, 11:47 AM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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i disengage the landing gears before the plane is even running and drop to the asphalt
08-23-2017, 12:35 PM
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Gatr
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uncomfortably muscular

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"A... BMW Beetle?" is what you would say if you weren't distracted by the unknowable entity floating above it. It eats at your mind, and yet you cannot look away.

Spend 4 acts to distract everyone. Then it screeches, its words indecipherable (roll).

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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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RIBBIROTH, DISMANTLER OF THE UNBELIEVERS uses THE RIBBINATOR 5000000000000000's frog tongue to eat Agatha [free]
08-23-2017, 04:02 PM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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(08-23-2017, 08:11 AM)Schazer Wrote: Solbruin tries to take RIBBIROTH's froggy mount under her monster-mothering wing.

theft is my domain, i spend 4 acts to sue for copyright infringement
08-23-2017, 04:04 PM
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Put the car in drive (1) and then accelerate (2) and check my mirrors to avoid accidentally hitting anything (3)
08-24-2017, 04:17 AM
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Justice Watch
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tinkertonk decides its time to fucking floor it in any direction (2) and kick up as much dust as possible (free)

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08-24-2017, 08:22 AM
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gloomyMoron
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"Floof?" A kitten appears from nowhere and apparates in Floof's... hand? Tendril? Hair? [One (1) Action] "Floof floof floof floof oof floo floof." Floof chucks the mewling kitten in the direction of the powerful voice, but misses. The cat seems to land, claws extended, atop a pretty rad dude's head. [Chaz now has one (1) adorably angry kitten atop his head. [Free Action]] Floof then apparates a rather scholarly looking puppy.

"*Ahem.* What my master said was: 'Janitor? I ain't no janitor you two bit rotten [Expletive Deleted] [Expletive Deleted] [Expletive Deleted] [Expletive Deleted] [Expletive Deleted] [Expletive Deleted] boomerang,'" says the dog rather neutrally. Upon finishing, Floof pulls a dog snack from the hair of the Fluffmobile and puts it on the pup's snout. [One (1) Action]
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08-24-2017, 10:43 AM
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spümpkin
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Lifeless as a pile of 300 beaver pelts.

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Grrrrr looks around and roars loudly [free]. Sticking his other arm in his honey vat, he flings some at the fluffmobile [2 Acts].

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