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#1
kill this guy
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CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON AND GIVE A COMMAND

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#2
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BAT

>CHALLENGE THIS GUY TO 1 ON 1 ENDURANCE BASEBALL MATCH. FIRST TO DROP DEAD FROM EXHAUSTION LOSES
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#3
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no! i take the wieners from his shirt and we enjoy some nice hotdogs together.
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#4
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THROW KNIFE THROW KNIFE THROE KNIFEW
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#5
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??????????
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#6
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>Smash the vape for x4 damage, it's the weak point
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#7
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i cut a hole in the end of the bat, stick the knife handle in it, wrap it around with duct tape before stabbing the guy from really far away.

and why not, we'll also duct tape the gun to the bat as well. all this, for only $19.99!
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(08-15-2017, 03:33 PM)ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote: »i cut a hole in the end of the bat, stick the knife handle in it, wrap it around with duct tape before stabbing the guy from really far away.

and why not, we'll also duct tape the gun to the bat as well. all this, for only $19.99!

How about 12.95?
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#9
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deal.

it has some blood stains on it, from when i used it just now. hope that's ok
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#10
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use the guy to kill the ?
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#11
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Kill him with the question mark, what's more crushing than unanswered questions?



Don't u fuckin hit me with a "ur mom" that's my line
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#12
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You SMASH his VAPE with the BAT, which removes his INVISIBLE VAPE SHIELD. He is now 4x susceptible to damage!

Then you THROW the KNIFE at him. Bullseye! He takes 400 DAMAGE and is STUNNED.

Then you send the ? at him. It RIPS open his DUMB SHIRT and also skin and PULLS out all of his ORGANS. He takes 10000 DAMABE is now afflicted with ORGANLESS and will take damage every turn.

But he's not dead yet! Keep going!

WILDCARD ROUND!! Bring a new weapon into the mix for BONUS DAMAGE.
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#13
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New Weapon: large serrated disk that bounces around the room, multiplying its speed on each bounce

Secret New Weapon: the other guy in the room who made the disk and is really proud to see it working
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#14
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Weapon: A clock that speeds up the time in the room to absurd speeds, something like 100 years every real-life second.
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#15
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New Weapon: Falling 800 pound cement block
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#16
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new weapon: a friendly handshake. restores full health to both players
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#17
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krill him
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#18
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#19
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new weapon: vicious mocking by a team of trained comedians
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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#20
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new weapon: species-adaptive surgical nanobots

except they're malfunctioned and they sew his face onto his butt
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#21
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TAKE HIM TO HOSPITAL
MAKE SURE HE RECEIVES QUALITY MEDICAL CARE
WHEN HE HAS RECOVERED, INVITE HIM TO DINNER IN YOUR WINDOWLESS HOUSE
APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY FOR ATTEMPTING TO MURDER HIM
LAUGH AT ALL OF HIS JOKES
BE A GOOD FRIEND
EXCUSE YOURSELF TO USE THE BATHROOM
GO OUTSIDE
NAIL THE ONLY DOOR OUT SHUT
LIGHT YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE
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