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KittenEater
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big dumb whatever

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CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON AND GIVE A COMMAND

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08-15-2017, 05:44 AM
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Wheat
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>CHALLENGE THIS GUY TO 1 ON 1 ENDURANCE BASEBALL MATCH. FIRST TO DROP DEAD FROM EXHAUSTION LOSES

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08-15-2017, 05:48 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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no! i take the wieners from his shirt and we enjoy some nice hotdogs together.
08-15-2017, 06:11 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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THROW KNIFE THROW KNIFE THROE KNIFEW

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08-15-2017, 08:20 AM
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Justice Watch
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I was once an earthexe

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08-15-2017, 08:41 AM
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Reyweld
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>Smash the vape for x4 damage, it's the weak point

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
08-15-2017, 11:07 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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i cut a hole in the end of the bat, stick the knife handle in it, wrap it around with duct tape before stabbing the guy from really far away.

and why not, we'll also duct tape the gun to the bat as well. all this, for only $19.99!

"A day without a laugh is a day wasted."
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08-15-2017, 03:33 PM
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Reyweld
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(08-15-2017, 03:33 PM)ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote: i cut a hole in the end of the bat, stick the knife handle in it, wrap it around with duct tape before stabbing the guy from really far away.

and why not, we'll also duct tape the gun to the bat as well. all this, for only $19.99!

How about 12.95?

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
08-15-2017, 04:20 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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Demonic Kitchen Appliance

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deal.

it has some blood stains on it, from when i used it just now. hope that's ok

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08-15-2017, 05:52 PM
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Gatr
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uncomfortably muscular

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use the guy to kill the ?

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08-15-2017, 10:23 PM
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Myeth
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Yes im going back to this avatar its speciaL

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Kill him with the question mark, what's more crushing than unanswered questions?



Don't u fuckin hit me with a "ur mom" that's my line

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09-02-2017, 09:34 PM
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KittenEater
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big dumb whatever

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You SMASH his VAPE with the BAT, which removes his INVISIBLE VAPE SHIELD. He is now 4x susceptible to damage!

Then you THROW the KNIFE at him. Bullseye! He takes 400 DAMAGE and is STUNNED.

Then you send the ? at him. It RIPS open his DUMB SHIRT and also skin and PULLS out all of his ORGANS. He takes 10000 DAMABE is now afflicted with ORGANLESS and will take damage every turn.

But he's not dead yet! Keep going!

WILDCARD ROUND!! Bring a new weapon into the mix for BONUS DAMAGE.
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kilozombie
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New Weapon: large serrated disk that bounces around the room, multiplying its speed on each bounce

Secret New Weapon: the other guy in the room who made the disk and is really proud to see it working
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Gatr
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uncomfortably muscular

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Reyweld
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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Mirdini
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You're Alright

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krill him
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bigro
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Please explain

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Arcanuse
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new weapon: vicious mocking by a team of trained comedians

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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Justice Watch
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I was once an earthexe

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except they're malfunctioned and they sew his face onto his butt

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