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Loather
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cool?

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hello friends

once this kicks off you will have a different, randomized character limit for your posts for each round. each round will be an elimination round

you are only allowed to be humorous once per round, so keep it dry. if your character is literally a clown, i will allow two funny moments per round, but they must be sad clown. i am enforcing this through elimination.

there may be additional unique rules to each individual round

there is no character limit for your character sheets. i will be giving a reward for character sheets- the most verbose character sheet that also entertains me gets immunity from being eliminated one time

the setting and setup will be announced at the start of each round

there is no template to character sheets- please, please, please go wild. however, if you're playing a clown, you have to make your entire character sheet rhyme. additionally, i will only accept my favorite clown into this competition.

signups will close at some arbitrary point in the near future

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10-13-2017, 07:13 AM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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character name: Red
character game: grups (great runescape pinball subsystem)
character same: like thomas the tank engine but a landmark integral to the path of US Route 101
character tame: gets off on eating cars
character hame: a big net
character aim: convince at least one other character to believe in reincarnation
character daim: http://cdn08.dayviews.com/36/_u3/_u8/_u6...241909.jpg
10-13-2017, 03:06 PM
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a52
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the god eater

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10-13-2017, 05:06 PM
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SinkingSailor
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Totally Xefros

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where carmen sandiego is
name: name
gender: gender
age: age
personality: personality
appearance: appearance

I AM AN ENIGMA
10-13-2017, 11:11 PM
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Loather
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cool?

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good entries so far, keep it up

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10-13-2017, 11:57 PM
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uncomfortably muscular

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i randomized my old profiles, this is what you get. be happy.

Username: Garuru
Name: Happy Sparkles Gumdrop
Race: Fairy
Gender: Male
Color: Slate Blue

Items/Abilities: Happy is a Fairy, a cherubic race of creatures that govern a specific abstract concept. Happy's concept happens to be Success. He can imbibe his target with a heightened amount of potential Success. For ease of definition, you can think of Success as a parallel to energy. So, when Happy gives his target potential Success, the target can then utilize the essence of Success in whichever way he wishes, as kinetic success (Note the capital letters, they're an important distinction here). Naturally, the definition of success varies from person to person, and Happy has no control over how that person chooses to be successful, but that's okay, because it's more fun that way! What Happy does not know, however, is that Success has a further parallel to energy, in that it cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred. So, when Happy makes someone Successful, he inadvertently makes someone else proportionally as Unsuccessful. Additionally, Success has the curious property of being passable down through generations, providing the original user had enough to pass on. This is never a problem, as Happy tends to give away huge amounts of Success to those that he thinks deserve it. Unfortunately, this property also applies to Unsuccess. Other, more mundane, powers include: levitation, teleportation, invisibility, and an annoyingly high-pitched voice. He is actually pretty talented in a wide variety of fields, such as singing or playing the piano, but his skill goes down every time he blesses someone with success. This can be attributed to an equivalent of entropy, and running out of their respective abilities is how every fairy dies.

Description: Happy sizes up to a considerably underwhelming 8 inches tall, but he has large transparent angelic wings as big as his body. He doesn't actually need them to fly, they just look good on him. His body is rather baby-like in proportion, in that the head is bigger than average. He does have a more knowledgeable spark in his eyes that makes him appear older, but not by much, as he is still rather childish. He has a light green fuzz of hair and a crown made out of leaves. It does not appear to be removable. He is dressed in a toga and his body exudes a gentle glow. Personality-wise, he is extremely goofy and childish, and is constantly getting in trouble with other people. However, he does take his job seriously, and honestly has a desire to see people succeed. He, like all fairies, enjoy seeing the world being made into a better place. He is also extremely naive, to the point where he might bless evil people with Success, not knowing that they are evil. He is accident-prone, but not prone to learning from his mistakes at all. His personality can be rather obnoxious to most people, but he is genuinely a kind person, deep down. He thrives off of making friends, and his worst fear is being alone. He is actually 350 years old, but in fairy years, that's like 30.

Biography: In this world, fairies have long been the guardians of various abstract concepts, such as Hope, Truth, and Love. Humans far outnumber fairies, so fairies have a subservient role to humans, serving only to modify and maintain their world. However, their position is also one of superiority, as the humans know the fairies can really mess their world up if they are allowed to. There is but one school for fairies, and that is the clearly-named Fairy School. Fairies attend this school for 6 years, hoping to secure a high-up position in their specific Craft. Each fairy is born with a Craft, the abstract concept they have control over. However, Happy is one of the few Success Fairies in the school. This has made him too valuable to lose, but the problem is that he isn't the best student. He has the tendency to only pay attention to what he deigns to be important. He ended up barely passing the final exam, and he was let loose in the real world. He barely managed to keep the Success part of the world running, but he did end up being indirectly responsible for the rise of capitalism, so he was hailed as a hero nevertheless.

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10-14-2017, 02:39 AM
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Solaris
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Lonely Rolling Star

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Imagine Cucumber
Name: Uoan The Fighter
Look: Eager eyes, Wild hair, Scarred skin, Lithe body
Stats: STR 16 (+2) DEX 12 (+0) CON 15 (+1) INT 8 (-1) WIS 13 (+1) CHA 9 (+0)
Damage: D10 Armor: 2 HP: 25/25
Alignment: Neutral, Defeat a worthy opponent
Background: Hardy Lizardfolk, When you share a drink with someone, you may parley with them using CON instead of CHA.
Bonds: TBD
Starting Moves:
--Bend Bars, Lift Gates--
When you use pure strength to destroy an inanimate obstacle, roll+Str.
✴On a 10+, choose 3.
✴On a 7-9 choose 2.
•  It doesn’t take a very long time •  Nothing of value is damaged •  It doesn’t make an inordinate amount of noise •  You can fix the thing again without a lot of effort
--Armored--
You ignore the clumsy tag on armor you wear.
--Signature Weapon --
This is your weapon. There are many like it, but this one is yours. Your weapon is your best friend. It is your life. You master it as you master your life. Your weapon, without you, is useless. Without your weapon, you are useless. You must wield your weapon true.
Spear, Reach, Perfectly weighted(Precise), Ornate
Gear: Chainmail, Adventuring Gear, Shield, Antitoxins, Dungeon rations, poultices & herbs

Level: 1 XP: 0

Uaon also has access to all of the basic moves as outlined in Dungeon World, a tabletop roleplaying game by Sage LaTorra and Adam Koebel which uses the Powered by the Apocalypse engine originally designed for Apocalypse World.

I wanna be a real friend, Don't wanna break when I bend
I wanna a be no seeker, I wanna scream eureka
10-14-2017, 04:22 AM
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Infomantis
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Hailing from the dwarven mountainhome of Mabdugzoden Famthutfamthut Famthut, translatable as Alehouse the Horse-Horse of Horses, it's the dwarven king, Pissfort Douglas!

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10-14-2017, 05:39 PM
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Loather
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cool?

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there's been a definite rise in entry quality, so i'm going to let them keep going until we get something i find truly beautiful

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10-15-2017, 04:37 AM
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Bobert
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Disliker of Anime

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Name of this stooge who is lame: Bongo son of Kongo nephew of Drongo

Race of this man who is not from space: Bongo is a man who might be Australian, though as a man of comedy he is quite the contrarian. Were you curious enough about his lifestory and pry, the likely outcome is that you will make him cry.

The Mass of his Class: Though a clown by tradition, Bongos hobby is ignition. Among many traits he's a liar but he has some skill with fire. Though he used this power for good many villains have found him rude. One of many was a fiend of the night, a vampire and werewolf hybrid! A being of pure fright! Though the beast did not survive, he enchanted Bongo with a jive. "As you have brazenly stolen my life, I curse thee to inherit my unholy strife. I dub ye Bongo the Werepire, a name fitting for a pompus liar!" With this curse he lost his breath and embraced the kiss of death. So this makes our tragic, beautiful fool a weird little critter indeed, with clowning and pyromancy and insatiable bloodlust to feed.

((I'm going to leave this sheet as it is, I think I will leave the statistics to the mercy of Loather. Because I'm very tired and stressed but not sleepy))
10-15-2017, 11:12 AM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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Sunshine, Lollipops and Diabetes
He whose name is Nothere
came rising forth from the churning sea;
A man born to be Vicompté;
A man you would well be served to flee.

Notehre was known to be vague
and ever-changing in face and form;
A man whose name was like a plague;
A man whose face was like a storm.

Nohtere left behind no trace
when he conquered minds by force;
A man who wore another's face;
A man whose power had no source.
10-17-2017, 03:52 AM
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