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cocktail ideas
#1
miner's delight:
1 part hershey's special dark chocolate syrup
1 part vodka (cheap)
served in shot glass
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#2
- Feather from behind of rooster
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#3
Blood
-one pint b-negative
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#4
-2L of milk
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#5
Muddy Waters's Hoochie Coochie Man:
1 part water
1 part memphis bourbon of your choice
1 part freshly dug soil
lawn clippings on top to texture

Shake glass until mixture is frothily embroiled. Slam to the ground, returning what you made to the earth, where it belongs. Sip if desperate.
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#6
(10-17-2017, 05:21 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »-2L of milk

Oh, come on. Where am I supposed to get a whole negative two liters of milk?
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(10-17-2017, 06:34 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(10-17-2017, 05:21 PM)Robust Laser Wrote: »-2L of milk

Oh, come on. Where am I supposed to get a whole negative two liters of milk?
Would you prefer 2i liters of milk instead?
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#8
Chocolate Milk:
- 2 cadbury creme eggs, melted
- a splash of kahlua
- 1 cup milk
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(10-17-2017, 09:28 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Would you prefer 2i liters of milk instead?

Getting ahold of that sounds like it would be complex.
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#10
The Manhattan:
1 Empire State Building, distilled
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#11
fuck,

200ml of water
a single drop of a bodily fluid representative of the general mood
ice cube to taste
small pamphlet describing to you how homeopathy will be able to solve all your problems
a vibe of desperation beamed directly into the very molecules of your drink
a figurative epiphany embedded upon the bottom of the glass signifying that your life has come to the point where you are using homeopathy to satiate the moods which dominate your very being and how very pathetic that is
fuck,
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#12
Chocolate Jesus
holy water
white chocolate (the holiest of chocolates)
-the priest's wine. which you have to steal while he's drinking it. hey they never said salvation came without a little risk.
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#13
Swagboy cool man big guy cocktail

Are you a cool kid who just wants to have a drink with the fams, but the government doesn't let you because you're underage or somethin' gay like that? No fear! Have this recipe to a delicious badboy drink you can smoke with your friends you heathen!

Engmdredients:
~juice (preferably apple because orange is terrible)
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#14
Milk Classic:
- 3/4 cup milk
- 1 mini marshmallow (on the side)
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(12-30-2017, 08:54 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »make The Oregonian. mix ink and mollasses, heated to boiling. cool it down with red wine and kahlua, and fill half or more of the cup with ice. serve with a pine needle as garnish
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#16
valuable YWUIAB tips in here

get 'em while they're fresh
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#17
What if your tail


was also a cock
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#18
as in a rooster get your mind out the gutter folks
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#19
slurry

100L ore
200L water

crush it up in your industrial rock crusher

instant slurry
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#20
To The Left
2 cups of coffee or hot chocolate
1/2 an english muffin, on the side
A large egg, fried and on the side
2 slices of gouda, on the side
1/2 an english muffin, on the side

Pour coffee/hot chocolate. Stack other ingredients in order to the left of the drink
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#21
Pizza
Finger lickin’ chicken
Guacamole
Meatballs
Waterfalls of whipped cream
Ice cream (hits the spot)
Fish

Optional: if you like it spicy, add salsa
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#22
Saline

30g salt
100 mL water

Mix 'em up
Pour 'em all over your circuitry
Oh <zap> yeah, that's <frying noises> the good stuff.......
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#23
Wa'a

tap

turn tap on

free wa'a
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#24
sphebnt jr.

- 1 (1) litre of molk
- 5 grams of pinches
- 64 stacks of cobblestone, harvested fresh from your local Minecraft center
- half a gallon of concentrated Liquid Hate
- everything
- 3 liters of meteres (not meters, meteres)
- 2 3/5ths tablespoons of concentrated skinflakes

smash it all up into one single container, then blend. ignore the souls coming out from the top of the blender, that's normal.

drink it, and enjoy your Sphebnt Jr.!
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