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Spoiler: Privatelog (cripesalmighty)
>"Virtual" not quite right.
>Layered abstraction, lower layer SEEMS mere virtual data to higher layer.
>Can discuss how this works in... Our present, your potential future.
>Next question: Cripes body is still here, and it is also in past with you.
>How?
Exa (Past)
>Five years. Five years before the apocalypse is scheduled to happen.
>Well, might happen. Branching timelines are funny that way.

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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(11-20-2017, 12:43 AM)Arcanuse Wrote:
Spoiler: Privatelog (cripesalmighty)
>"Virtual" not quite right.
>Layered abstraction, lower layer SEEMS mere virtual data to higher layer.
>Can discuss how this works in... Our present, your potential future.
>Next question: Cripes body is still here, and it is also in past with you.
>How?
Exa (Past)
>Five years. Five years before the apocalypse is scheduled to happen.
>Well, might happen. Branching timelines are funny that way.

(11-19-2017, 11:49 AM)Lordlyhour Wrote:
Spoiler: CripesChat
>Private Chat To Cripes
>And E X A In The Past
>Time Seperated

Trauma Related
The Typing Quirk Thing, That Is
Or So I've Gathered

Don't Know How To Give
Preemptive Condolences.
Sorry In Advance?

Four Teams Of Thirteen
Red, Yellow, Blue And Green Teams
Some Simple Math There

And Yes, That Does Mean
You Need More Players Than You
Ever Begin With

Games Beget More Games
There's Nickles All The Way Down
With Players on Them

To Get Fifty-Three
We Need To Raise Those Lower
Dimensionaly

As To MOCHA END?
Don't Have The Foggiest Clue
For Any Of That

[Image: YB2bwkf.png]
Spoiler: Privatelog (cripesalmighty)
CoolZack: "Virtual" not quite right.
CoolZack: Layered abstraction, lower layer SEEMS mere virtual data to higher layer.

cripesalmighty: You might want to examine whatever sort of magical artifact is containing these… lower layers.
CoolZack: Can discuss how this works in... Our present, your potential future.
cripesalmighty: We’ll see if this earpiece thing goes away. Usually, presents I get do, but not all of ‘em. Just a fun rule with my monster.
CoolZack: Next question: Cripes body is still here, and it is also in past with you.
CoolZack: How?

cripesalmighty: It’s a projection.
cripesalmighty: Uh-- two selves, sure, a fun CHIRALITY between the two of them, but they’ll be merged shortly.
Zack: Trauma Related
Zack: The Typing Quirk Thing, That Is
Zack: Or So I've Gathered

cripesalmighty: Yike ssss.
Zack: Don't Know How To Give
Zack: Preemptive Condolences.
Zack: Sorry In Advance?

cripesalmighty: Four real, three’s not much three two be d’one about it.
cripesalmighty: Hope I learn to get over it!
Zack: Four Teams Of Thirteen
Zack: Red, Yellow, Blue And Green Teams
Zack: Some Simple Math There

cripesalmighty: 52. Like a deck of cards.
cripesalmighty: We found the number funny at some point a few years ago, so we decided to take a card each and make it our own.
cripesalmighty: It’s divisible by 4 but not 3, which is vaguely depressing.
Zack: And Yes, That Does Mean
Zack: You Need More Players Than You
Zack: Ever Begin With

cripesalmighty: Rude, huh huh huh huh.
Zack: Games Beget More Games
Zack: There's Nickles All The Way Down
Zack: With Players on Them
Zack: To Get Fifty-Three
Zack: We Need To Raise Those Lower
Zack: Dimensionaly

cripesalmighty: That seems like a catch 34. How do they get 53 themselves?
Zack: As To MOCHA END?
Zack: Don't Have The Foggiest Clue
Zack: For Any Of That

cripesalmighty: It’s the second krokian god.
cripesalmighty: Hovering right over them all, so incredibly large that it blots out half the sky.
cripesalmighty: It’s said that it will destroy the planet if given the chance, and the various hundreds of organized religious groups decided on unique ways they were supposed to prevent the MOCHA ENDING--
cripesalmighty: --thusly leading to a very, very war-torn planet.
cripesalmighty: That’s why they’re trying to wipe humans out, still, back outside of the Session.
cripesalmighty: The TISANE ENDING, on the other hand, has no physical form.
cripesalmighty: There’s no horcrux, no man behind the curtain.
cripesalmighty: The forces trying to make it happen are completely unknowable, and yet present always.
cripesalmighty: ...hey, Gene just disappeared.
cripesalmighty: Guess I’m keeping her earpiece, huh?
cripesalmighty: D’aww, did you run out (4) of things to say?
godzack: lmao i cant believe were gonna have to deal with ur ambient numerical sassy ass for the foreseeable future
godzack: this is the worst timeline

It's like old times, corresponding with cripesalmighty. Your first time, the only thing that made any concrete sense was that you could lazily tell the INPUT AGGREGATOR to flirt with her. Now the person on the other line is somebody from the past, with communication over a gap so wide and convoluted it should be impossible-- and you have input over Gene, herself. Suggestion.

Whether she knows or not.

INPUT AGGREGATOR: narrator duder thats not cool to just like imply n shit
INPUT AGGREGATOR: shes clearly makin her own decisions like cmon
INPUT AGGREGATOR: if she doesnt feel coerced, shes not being coerced

(11-20-2017, 12:37 AM)Vic Wrote: Exa
> You had 13 days

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Eva speaks up behind you, her voice filtered and as gravel-smashed as the rest of the room. "Aha. November, you said? Well, that's the month we're in, if I recall." Your heart sinks at the thought. "What date precisely?"

"The twentieth," you stammer.

She giggles softly. "So that's... thirteen days. Me and everyone else has just thirteen to go! Oh, shame it wasn't a round number like twelve, sure, but close-close-close-close enough! Oh, joy, Gene, these are gonna be a fun couple of weeks."

It hurts. All of it hurts. You weakly step forward, attracted to something- something- something- something on her dresser, but you feel a force pushing back.

As it holds you, the violent pull of the room reaches its apotheosis.

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It's blinking.

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"DON'T TOWARDS IT, GENE!" screams Dinkalsen. "PLEASE! STOP BEING DUMB IDIOT AND JUST GO BACK AND WE'RE GOING TO FALL AND DIE!"

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"I don't wanna be here," you weakly say.

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"I don't wanna be here."

The room is halfway off the edge, and you begin to feel it teeter.

(11-19-2017, 11:49 AM)Lordlyhour Wrote:
Spoiler: Chat
A Cow Is A Type
Of Ruminant Grazing Beast
That's Native To Earth

Kept For The Purpose
Of Farming For Milk And Meat
In Buildings Called Barns

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Spoiler: Chatlog
Zack: A Cow Is A Type
Zack: Of Ruminant Grazing Beast
Zack: That's Native To Earth

Crast Pactian: hum.
EXA: hmmm
Crast Pactian: mhm!
EXA: HUMM
tiptopGipgop: Are you two… doing alright?
Zack: Kept For The Purpose
Zack: Of Farming For Milk And Meat
Zack: In Buildings Called Barns

YUPPERS: also KNOWN AS
YUPPERS: PAIN FACTORIES

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EXA: HERE
EXA: TIME
EXA: GOGO.
cripesalmighty: You’re such a spunky excitable li’l Eva.
YUPPERS: this chat will become INCREDIBLY CONFUSING for FUTURE READERS
YUPPERS: now that CRIPES is EXA and EXA is EXA and TIME is BURGLED.
Crast Pactian: here g g
Crast pPAct Ian:: :: L::
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: So close to her, I’d like to be.
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You hear Queue stammer and cough to your left, but he stiffly remains upright. The coldness of the pit below the COMPOUND is intense, but your steely carapace holds, your short self remains, and your soul wraps itself together tight.

It seems to be hurting him horribly, being here, but with you he remains.

Time to decide.

Where to swing with maximum precision?
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>To Past E X A
>Through The Tunnels Of Timespace
>In A Private Chat

I Pose A Quandry
You've Done This Time Stuff Before
Need Some Help With Stuff

Need Information
I Do Not Have Yet. So This
Is My Current Plan

Will Watch "Now" You Hit
MOCHA ENDING Precisely
Then Tell "Past" You Where

To Inflict Max Damage
And Then You Remember It;
Bootstrap Paradox

A Viable Plan?
Need To Know, Lives Are At Stake
Yours Is Among Them
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Spoiler: (Present Eva)
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>Strike the major seams first, breaking off the upper arms. (Red)
>Aim for the minor seams second, breaking off the small limbs. (Blue)
>Finish off monster by striking the middle. (Green)
Victory through systematic dismantling.

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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(11-20-2017, 02:43 PM)Arcanuse Wrote:
Spoiler: (Present Eva)
[Image: i6N5FJZ.png]
>Strike the major seams first, breaking off the upper arms. (Red)
>Aim for the minor seams second, breaking off the small limbs. (Blue)
>Finish off monster by striking the middle. (Green)
Victory through systematic dismantling.

(11-20-2017, 06:47 AM)Lordlyhour Wrote: >To Past E X A
>Through The Tunnels Of Timespace
>In A Private Chat

I Pose A Quandry
You've Done This Time Stuff Before
Need Some Help With Stuff

Need Information
I Do Not Have Yet. So This
Is My Current Plan

Will Watch "Now" You Hit
MOCHA ENDING Precisely
Then Tell "Past" You Where

To Inflict Max Damage
And Then You Remember It;
Bootstrap Paradox

A Viable Plan?
Need To Know, Lives Are At Stake
Yours Is Among Them

You remember.

You were laying back in your bed. Everything seemed hilarious.

[Image: zcnMGZ4.png]
Spoiler: Privatelog (Zack)
Zack: I Pose A Quandry
Zack: You've Done This Time Stuff Before
Zack: Need Some Help With Stuff

cripesalmighty: With time shenanigans?
Zack: Need Information
Zack: I Do Not Have Yet. So This
Zack: Is My Current Plan
Zack: Will Watch "Now" You Hit
Zack: MOCHA ENDING Precisely
Zack: Then Tell "Past" You Where
Zack: To Inflict Max Damage
Zack: And Then You Remember It;
Zack: Bootstrap Paradox

cripesalmighty: Oh, that’s incredibly cute. I like it.
cripesalmighty: It’s a step above beginner tactics, at least.
Zack: A Viable Plan?
Zack: Need To Know, Lives Are At Stake
Zack: Yours Is Among Them

cripesalmighty: Hey, worth a shot.
cripesalmighty: Don’t stress so hard about my little self. I’m sure she’ll be good.
cripesalmighty: Just tell me when you watch her flawlessly defeat the god, hm?
Zack: Currently Viewing
Zack: A Short Battle In Motion
Zack: Starring You, Eva

cripesalmighty: Oh, oh, oh!
Zack: You Ready Two Swings
Zack: Then An Opportune Third Strike
Zack: A Thrilling Combo

cripesalmighty: Hold on.
cripesalmighty: Three strikes, hm?
cripesalmighty: Three…
cripesalmighty: Three… FFFFFF
cripesalmighty: Okay.
cripesalmighty: I’ll be sure to pick up the practice of golfing in the future, just for that pun.
Zack: Legs Gone, Weak Point Seen
Zack: In The Center Middle Joint
Zack: You’ll Recognize It

cripesalmighty: This memory won’t leave my head for a moment, promise.
cripesalmighty: Shame I gotta wait nine and a half months, but wisdom is patience, and wisdom most heavily benefits wizards!
cripesalmighty: Let’s do this.

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Three strikes.

A combo.

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You remember.

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You hear it turn and begin winding up an attack.

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PUNS
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PUNS
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PUNS
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Gene exclaims, "Th-thank you. Holy... f-fucking shit! Holy fucking shit, ALL OF THAT! HOLY SHIT, YOU FUCKING DEMOLISHED IT, EVA!"

You nod.

"I didn't thank I'd think you'd were," says Dinkalsen, his fear beginning to diminish, if only slightly. "Salutations."

You nod.

[Image: 5KkE2WC.png]

The room behind them begins to creak.

[Image: XZPf7jm.gif]

It has fallen down beyond the Nickel.

[Image: SFdwPJr.gif]

Queue begins to approach slowly. His coughing is gone, but he seems much worse for wear than before.

"Eva, Inhabitant," he says quietly, "W-What's going on? Why can't I fly back up?"

Gene turns slowly to face Queue, and her mouth grows slowly agape. Something is wrong. "Queue, I-I can't-- what was-- that, a-at the end? I couldn't hear."

The man begins to shimmer. "I-Is this what... is this... th-the... Is it the height that protects you, or a fact of this universe?" You ready your precise fore. Gene struggles to say anything at all. Dinkalsen backs up shakily. "I'm n-not myself, G-Gene, p-please... h-help... Am I doomed to this depth, even if I happened to have all of you within me? Is that what they wanted?"

What do you do?

Spoiler: Author's Note
Sorry for the delay. My receiver had some issues with his management of files, and was unable to complete this (his) yesterday. In addition, there's one small issue with the first GIF image in this post-- which should instead read 5/53 in the corner, not 2/53. Thank you for your patience, and I apologize on his behalf.
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CoOolZck
>...Test ing, te sting. One, t w o, th r ee.
Yo you kn ow, tha t is a ver y g ood quest ion.
ow ow ow ow ow my eye ow thats gonna leave a mark
>M M monster is dead.
Wha t did th ey w ant, h m m ?
sodding dimensional whiplash
>I repeeat, mo onster is dead.
To c l i p the a n g e l s wi ngs, lea ving them in this wast ing pit?
smarts like you wouldn't believe
>We el, the tu tube monst er, an yways.
I've hea rd wha t the r e s i d e n t s hav e had t to say ab ou t you, y o u know.
would think conjuring up a big ol aspirin would be easy
>Mo cha end ing still live s.
I mus t admi t, th ey left m e ver y cu ri ous.
well it would be if it weren't for the whiplash
>it h as claim ed hunk s machine, it is try ing to assimilate hunk
No ent ity wil l perf orm an a cti on without a rea ason, afte r all.
>bu ut, the re is time, att empting tal ks with mocha end
At leas t, no entities tha t sh ould exist ju st yet.
ow
>eye vanish ed, nasty dimensional wh iplash, c r i p e s avoid ed the wor st
So.
>min d interf ace with IA maule d, wi i il be wo rki ng o
Woul d yo ou ou be a d e a r and cea se assimil ating the un lu cky sap?
>n rep air
I'm int er est ed in rea ching an agree ment, poss ibly one of mutual ben efit.
Bu ut, yo u hav e to rel ease the un lucky sap fir st, cea se dig ig ing into their skull.
Th e r e s i d e n t s nee d a sign you would cea se att empts to harm or con con trol them, at least for a t i m e.
th e inc ent ive carrot is free dom f r o m here.
You do not want the stick.

>Sho oul d fin ish major repa irs b y next communication.

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(11 hours ago)Arcanuse Wrote:
Spoiler: Or der l o g
CoOolZck
>...Test ing, te sting. One, t w o, th r ee.
Yo you kn ow, tha t is a ver y g ood quest ion.
ow ow ow ow ow my eye ow thats gonna leave a mark
>M M monster is dead.
Wha t did th ey w ant, h m m ?
sodding dimensional whiplash
>I repeeat, mo onster is dead.
To c l i p the a n g e l s wi ngs, lea ving them in this wast ing pit?
smarts like you wouldn't believe
>We el, the tu tube monst er, an yways.
I've hea rd wha t the r e s i d e n t s hav e had t to say ab ou t you, y o u know.
would think conjuring up a big ol aspirin would be easy
>Mo cha end ing still live s.
I mus t admi t, th ey left m e ver y cu ri ous.
well it would be if it weren't for the whiplash
>it h as claim ed hunk s machine, it is try ing to assimilate hunk
No ent ity wil l perf orm an a cti on without a rea ason, afte r all.
>bu ut, the re is time, att empting tal ks with mocha end
At leas t, no entities tha t sh ould exist ju st yet.
ow
>eye vanish ed, nasty dimensional wh iplash, c r i p e s avoid ed the wor st
So.
>min d interf ace with IA maule d, wi i il be wo rki ng o
Woul d yo ou ou be a d e a r and cea se assimil ating the un lu cky sap?
>n rep air
I'm int er est ed in rea ching an agree ment, poss ibly one of mutual ben efit.
Bu ut, yo u hav e to rel ease the un lucky sap fir st, cea se dig ig ing into their skull.
Th e r e s i d e n t s nee d a sign you would cea se att empts to harm or con con trol them, at least for a t i m e.
th e inc ent ive carrot is free dom f r o m here.
You do not want the stick.

>Sho oul d fin ish major repa irs b y next communication.

You are Geneviève “Gene” Mâché.
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Spoiler: Chatlog
Crast Pactian:
Crast Pactian: h
Crast Pactian:
tiptopGipgop: You don’t sound incredibly ready.
cripesalmighty: Trust me-- we’ve got this.
cripesalmighty: Oh, man, you’re a fun bunch. I’m really gonna enjoy this. A lot more than my dumpy past 51 friends.
cripesalmighty: I mean, not that they aren’t… literally 17.6% about the same as you.
tiptopGipgop: Right.
cripesalmighty: But you’ve got all sorts of forbidden future knowledge! Truly a romp.
CoOolZck: ...Test ing, te sting. One, t w o, th r ee.
tiptopGipgop: Shit. Are you okay, Cool Zack?
tiptopGipgop: Is all this cult menagerie starting to get to you?

CoOolZck: Yo you kn ow, tha t is a ver y g ood quest ion.
CoOolZck: M M monster is dead.
EXA: yeh
EXA: mhm
EXA: did that
EXA: smak
Hunk Chudfest: mdntonster si gogne bjut now crass ntis pebvovigng all monsttery
Hunk Chudfest: casst pls stop ::(

CoOolZck: Wha t did th ey w ant, h m m ?
CoOolZck: I repeeat, mo onster is dead.
Levyyts: Good
Levyyts: Good.
Levyyts: You are working on important things
Levyyts: Still, situation far from optimal
Levyyts: Will interfere, in worst scenario

1234567890: h39 50 1m 60nn4 60 h31p 76 637 4 j37p4ck 0r 50m37h1n6 83c4u53 9upp3r5 15 b31n6 4 m0r0n
1234567890: …
1234567890: …
tiptopGipgop: I could use some help, though the best thing to do right now would be to convince Yuppers to just… help out.
tiptopGipgop: He’s perfectly capable.

1234567890: wh9 15n7 cr457 c4111n6 m3 0u7
YUPPERS: well CLEARLY
YUPPERS: CRAST
YUPPERS: AGREES WITH YOUR INSULT.
YUPPERS: TRULY I AM A WASTE OF CARAPACE.
tiptopGipgop: God, no, you’re not.
tiptopGipgop: This is just more important than how you feel about it.
tiptopGipgop: Things are clearly going very badly for people down on the nickel, and you have an absurd talent for need dispenser generation.

cripesalmighty: Haha, haha, haha, what?
cripesalmighty: What kind of rules IS your world living by?
Levyyts: Arbitrary ones
Levyyts: Certainly if time loop isn’t lie
Levyyts: Ones you will discover
YUPPERS: it’s SIMPLE ENOUGH
YUPPERS: and PLAIN ENOUGH
YUPPERS: and yet SIMPLE PLAIN LOGIC
Hunk Chudfest: uih
YUPPERS: is held in HIGH REGARD
YUPPERS: BY CHARLATANS.

1234567890: 17 d035n7 fuck1n6 hur7 8u7 90u 08v10u519 d0n7 h4v3 4n9 1061c
YUPPERS: WORTHLESS.
CoOolZck: To c l i p the a n g e l s wi ngs, lea ving them in this wast ing pit?
CoOolZck: We el, the tu tube monst er, an yways.
CoOolZck: I've hea rd wha t the r e s i d e n t s hav e had t to say ab ou t you, y o u know.
CoOolZck: Mo cha end ing still live s.
tiptopGipgop: Hard to kill a god.
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1234567890: 4nd 1 6u355 cr1p35 15 60nn4 n33d 4 n3w 0n3 1473r
CoOolZck: I mus t admi t, th ey left m e ver y cu ri ous.
CoOolZck: it h as claim ed hunk s machine, it is try ing to assimilate hunk
Hunk Chudfest: igm’gmgg okayyn ytnbubt did don’t tthin k crast is sokay
1234567890: 0h 5h17
CoOolZck: No ent ity wil l perf orm an a cti on without a rea ason, afte r all.
CoOolZck: bu ut, the re is time, att empting tal ks with mocha end
Levyyts: Talks with a god
Levyyts: Typically productive
Levyyts: Plus deception

godzack: dont say that so loud lmao
godzack: i mean you totally bumbed out shellgo earlier and hes not sayin a peep

CoOolZck: At leas t, no entities tha t sh ould exist ju st yet.
CoOolZck: eye vanish ed, nasty dimensional wh iplash, c r i p e s avoid ed the wor st
Hunk Chudfest: WE’RR ALEL JSUT VEYR CONCFDERNE DOVER BRILINKING CRASST
CoOolZck: So.
CoOolZck: min d interf ace with IA maule d, wi i il be wo rki ng o
CoOolZck: Woul d yo ou ou be a d e a r and cea se assimil ating the un lu cky sap?
CoOolZck: n rep air
tiptopGipgop: Just as soon as you can.
tiptopGipgop: ...However time works, with us relative.

cripesalmighty: Like a glove, wehehehe.
CoOolZck: I'm int er est ed in rea ching an agree ment, poss ibly one of mutual ben efit.
CoOolZck: Bu ut, yo u hav e to rel ease the un lucky sap fir st, cea se dig ig ing into their skull.
CoOolZck: Th e r e s i d e n t s nee d a sign you would cea se att empts to harm or con con trol them, at least for a t i m e.
CoOolZck: th e inc ent ive carrot is free dom f r o m here.
CoOolZck: You do not want the stick.
CoOolZck: Sho oul d fin ish major repa irs b y next communication.
Hunk Chudfest: HRuURRRY
EXA: hey zack
EXA: any zack
EXA: can you uuu uuu
EXA: just put cras ttto
Hunk Chudfest: cmcpcmPUlsive Orders
EXA: zzz zzzz zzz zzzz
EXA: cras zzz time
: He’s no poor sap.
: I know what happens to him, and that’s the only thing I can be sure of.
: These other folks, ah…
: There comes an interminable AGONY at having no physical form.
: One of them in the pit would give me a suitable body.
: Queue, most of all.
: I see no point in trusting you, liar.
: I’m not myself.
: But I have power over my cohort.
: Can you replace the feeling of being a god again, liar? What is your carrot?
: It would be mightily interesting to splay these Carapacians across the floor.
: I’d get to do it twice, too.
: Unless you can offer escape.

Your friends are incredible. Really something to behold at. Your pals Queue and Eva just saved your life back there-- perhaps from a fate worse than death. Yet now you stand even more petrified than before.

"I-It hurts, but it's such a good kind of hurting, G-Gene... Did you know that pipes don't have nerve endings? That's not counting how long ...e-everything h-has been so p-pointless... on account of my lack of ANYTHING. Watching them. Keeping track of their score counts. Oh, it'll kill me, it'll all reset, so long as there's only one team left. And it's not like Queue can die. So why don't we make the yellow team win?" He coughs, lowers his head, and blinks furiously.

"Q-Queue," you gasp weakly, offering an out. "Wh-what the hell is happening to you? How a-are we even s-supposed to get up, i-is anyone working on that?"

Dinkalsen stammers, "Doing work u-up they're, there doing a-at. Tipsy and all the beneficiaries. Queue, p-please go normal again."

"Get closer. His legs aren't strong yet. I hate this body, but I can't do any better now. I want so badly to snap your drunk body in half, but here I am, with empty threats. EMPTY WORDS. UNTIL THAT TERMINAL LANDS, MY WORDS ARE SO, SO VERY EMPTY."

The air is freezing. Every minute you spend here, it gets worse.
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 RE: CHIRAL: SIDE Y
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>Shifting To A Longer Rhyme
> It's COMPULSIVE ORDERING Time
>Luckily Limericks
>Fit My Poem Gimmick
>Not Fucking Up Would Be Sublime

>Chiral Our Asses To Yellow
>And ORDER That Lovely Queue Fellow
>To Fall Straight To Sleep
>Immediate And Deep
>So I Can Stop Shaking Like Jello

Slightly Crossed My Moral Border
To Give Crast A Compulsive Order
Told The Dear Chap
To Have a Nap
To Deal With His Possession Disorder

I Swear If Someone Blocks It
I'll Lose ALL OF MY SHIT
Infinite Outrage
To Fill Every Page
With Poorly Rhymed Poeming FITS

Though Knowing Our Luck
Sleeping Will Make It All Worse
I Swear To The Gods

I Will Grow An Arm
For The Purpose Of Violence
If They Keep This Up

Obnoxious MOCHA
Or Whatever This Thing Is
That Keeps Butting In
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