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bigro
 A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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Please explain

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Our tale begins as another one ends, for it is the passing of lord landsquatalot that has lead to our two upstart young mayors to a windfall in land. Together they inherited a large plot for which they could carry out their mayorly aspirations, but alas it was not a perfect arrangement as only one of them in the fullness of time could be the owner of the land. They bickered, they argued for hours on end until it was settled, they'd have a mayor-off. Both of them would lead the same plot of land at the same time, and let the best mayor win.

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Hi this is a thing I'll be running with Chwoka. So look out for them!

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I am Maya Orly and I got here first. Quickly, tell me where I should set up base before that other guy gets here! Also, What should that base that I set up be exactly? Like a big old office and a farm or something? Maybe a fort and trenches dug along some key lines. You decide.

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11-03-2017, 05:51 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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11-03-2017, 05:54 AM
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bigro
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(11-03-2017, 05:54 AM)a52 Wrote: a parking garage

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Perfect. They wont suspect a thing, driving into your parking garage when they finally arrive, and you'll hit em with exorbitant fees! Genius.

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11-03-2017, 06:23 AM
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typeandkey
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11-03-2017, 06:24 AM
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FlanDab
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An apartment building, a pond, and a soup house.
11-03-2017, 07:47 AM
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kilozombie
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A racetrack behind the parking garage.
It's the perfect position. Nobody can go to the racetrack until they go through your parking garage first. You'll have the goddamn racetrack monopoly.
11-03-2017, 07:53 AM
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Lordlyhour
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A Guy Who Has Teeth

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11-03-2017, 09:01 AM
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BreadProduct
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A house. Just 1. No need for more. 2? Not in our budget.
11-03-2017, 11:20 AM
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Dalmationer
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>Chwoka: immediately start on the construction of the reason your town was proposed in the first place: The Axis Mundi Doomtower.

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11-03-2017, 04:56 PM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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put a railing around the top of the pg so teens dont drive off. the youth are the future of our community.
11-03-2017, 07:37 PM
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Mayu_Zane
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>Chwoka: Add a toll booth to the bridge.
11-04-2017, 03:07 AM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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Unlike some mayors I could name, I don't need to fire from the hip and I don't need your sniveling input for an opening move. A parking garage? Please.

What every great city needs is a great towering skyline, something for the postcards and awe the tourists. And I know just the thing...

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What!? What!? It's not like they were using it anymore! It's a heartfelt tribute!

I have my next move all laid out, too... But maybe you can help me anyway. I seem to have mispladed my name, as well as my city's, and my rival's city, and my rival city's.

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11-04-2017, 05:07 PM
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Dalmationer
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>Mayer Mayor.
Bigro's town: Coolsville.
Chwoka's town: Foolsville.

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11-04-2017, 05:11 PM
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Lordlyhour
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A Guy Who Has Teeth

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Name;Lord Humungus
Bigro's Name; Mad Big Ro-Katansky
Bigro's Town; Thunderdome
Chwoka's Town; Rock n' Rollah

Your Town is Just Beyond Bigro's, A Few Klicks East, Along the Fury Road
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11-04-2017, 06:49 PM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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11-04-2017, 09:41 PM
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Mayu_Zane
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Name: Hildeverto Roberto
City: Victorio City

Rival's Name: Batwing McHappenstance
Rival's City: Yarrowville Urbanica
11-05-2017, 04:02 AM
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FlanDab
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Name: Lou Mcmayor
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Rival Mayor: Mar Mcmayor
Rival City: Ciudad
11-05-2017, 04:22 AM
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bigro
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You PEONS you ABSOLUTE BUFFOONS and here I call you my "economic advisors" and you DARE question my name I should fire the lot of you! My name is Mayor Orly and my towns name is Neo-New-Freshburg-Nouveau. I can name things all on my own thank you very much, unlike my sorely uncreative competitor.

Now then where were we. Ah yes the peoples suggestions.

(11-03-2017, 07:37 PM)Coolacanth Wrote: put a railing around the top of the pg so teens dont drive off. the youth are the future of our community.

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Safety first as they (you) like say ah ah ah!

(11-03-2017, 07:53 AM)kilozombie Wrote: A racetrack behind the parking garage.
It's the perfect position. Nobody can go to the racetrack until they go through your parking garage first. You'll have the goddamn racetrack monopoly.

I knew there was a reason I hired you plebeians, that is a genius move and will surely line my pockets for years to come.

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What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

(11-03-2017, 07:47 AM)FlanDab Wrote: An apartment building, a pond, and a soup house.

Hmm I suppose people do need to live somewhere.

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Yes, yes, this will suffice.

Now.
If only something could be done about a certain rude asshole blocking all my light. I know just the thing to rectify this.

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YEEEEEESS.

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YES!

The TSAR CANNONS UNCLE PUTIN shall keep a stern eye fixed upon the developments across the river. The shenaniganising will end!

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11-05-2017, 04:26 AM
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kilozombie
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Chwokamayor: Get a smaller, nimbler third twin tower to plug the cannon with.
11-05-2017, 05:04 AM
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FlanDab
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Question: How the frick did you afford that cannon? I'm assuming that's made of plastic. Geez Luis, that's huge.

Okay no need to answer that. It was a rhetorical question, but seriously, don't do that, Mayor Orly. Don't do a 9/11 on us. Not only will it hurt your relationship and image, it will also hurt attractivity of tourism to your cities. Though, it can become a monument and tourist attraction.

Since the residential, food, and entertainment are ready, let's set up some work. Make a recycling plant, a warehouse, and a bus stop.
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11-05-2017, 05:27 AM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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11-05-2017, 09:31 AM
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Arcanuse
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Dread Mayor Chwoka, as advisor I advise building a weather control station. Constant rain would stop that cannon from being lit, AND could be used to continually annoy residents into moving to your, much sunnier, side of the city.

Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
11-05-2017, 09:38 AM
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Dalmationer
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>Create a space program.

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Mayu_Zane
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Build a casino to immediately attract tourists and wealth
11-05-2017, 10:17 PM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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(11-05-2017, 04:02 AM)Mayu_Zane Wrote: Name: Hildeverto Roberto
(11-05-2017, 04:22 AM)FlanDab Wrote: City: Siyudad

Now that I have my names, and my rival is distracted by implements of war, I can steadily advance to warfare of a different stripe... ECONOMIC warfare!

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Before Maya knows it, the sea will be barren, and the spoils all mine!

(11-04-2017, 03:07 AM)Mayu_Zane Wrote: >Chwoka: Add a toll booth to the bridge.

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And what's more, if they ever hope to FIRE that cannon, they will have to pay me for the ball to cross the bridge — we're talking $11.50 pure profit! More than enough to rebuild the towers!

(11-05-2017, 10:17 PM)Mayu_Zane Wrote: Build a casino to immediately attract tourists and wealth

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And right across the river, in case that's not enough... my little money machine.

(11-03-2017, 11:20 AM)BreadProduct Wrote: A house. Just 1. No need for more. 2? Not in our budget.
(11-03-2017, 09:01 AM)Lordlyhour Wrote: A Landfill
(11-05-2017, 05:27 AM)FlanDab Wrote: Since the residential, food, and entertainment are ready, let's set up some work. Make a recycling plant, a warehouse, and a bus stop.

yeah okay i guess

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We'll use the recycling plant just to block the view of the landfill from the road, and probably nothing more.

(11-05-2017, 09:31 AM)Coolacanth Wrote: rest for one day

Phew! Building all of these things from scratch one-handed sure tires a fella out. Time for me to lie down and take a staycation. I'm sure nothing my evil twin attempts in that time will be too upsetting...

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