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A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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Myeth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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It's summer vacation B)

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Fight me in the office breakroom right now

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01-01-2018, 01:23 PM
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Coolacanth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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and no beef soup please

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> go to the office breakroom

YOU DISCOVER SECRETARY COOLACANTH IN "THE OFFICE" BREAK ROOM
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"I HAVE PREPARED A MEAL FOR YOU"
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> build a cage. resolve with cage match.

BEHIND YOU, THE PORTCULLISES DESCEND. WE USE THESE PORTCULLISES TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM BREAKING INTO THE BREAK ROOM AND EATING THE BREAK FOOD WHEN WE ARE NOT HERE. BUT NOW THEY ARE TO PREVENT THE COUNTY SHERRIFF FROM STOPPING THIS SERIOUS DISTURBANCE. ONLY ONE OF US WILL WALK OUT OF HERE WITH THE NAME WE DESIRE.
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> Compromise. Combine names.

YOU APPROACH SECRETARY COOLACANTH. THE ANGRY FACE ON YOUR SWORD SAYS "A RUDE WORD" AND SECRETARY COOLACANTH BEGINS TO CRY. HE STABS YOU IN THE THIGH WITH THE SHISH AS HIS LAST TEAR RUNS OUT, AND THE TWO OF US COLLAPSE TO THE FLOOR.
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SOME TIME LATER. SECRETARY COOLAMYETH AWAKENS
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"AUGHHH"

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01-02-2018, 12:27 PM
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Myeth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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It's summer vacation B)

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help.

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01-02-2018, 02:22 PM
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Myeth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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It's summer vacation B)

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This was not in the job contract im taking yall to court, even the house, and especially the shish kebab. Pure evil

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01-02-2018, 10:10 PM
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Mayu_Zane
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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ignore complaints, continue making city better by adding a cool fountain
01-02-2018, 10:14 PM
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Angustine
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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Mayor Orly throw some milk at the new monstrosity, it helps against violent transformations
01-02-2018, 10:19 PM
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Myeth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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It's summer vacation B)

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(01-02-2018, 10:19 PM)Angustine Wrote: Mayor Orly throw some milk at the new monstrosity, it helps against violent transformations

excuse u tangerine

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01-02-2018, 11:51 PM
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Angustine
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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How did you know my name was Tangerine?!
Anyway, the new fish being clearly needs to learn about the glory of MORMON JESUS
Lecture it, Mayor ORLY
01-05-2018, 03:06 AM
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Coolacanth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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and no beef soup please

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thank you mormon jesus for this milk

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01-05-2018, 08:02 AM
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Myeth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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It's summer vacation B)

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thank you mormon jesus for this milk

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01-05-2018, 12:42 PM
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Angustine
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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Mayors, why don't we declare independence and turn this great city of ours into a legendary country wich would make the romans of Rone cower in fear?!

> What even is this anymore?
01-06-2018, 07:27 AM
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Loather
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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cool?

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build three houses, pack them to the brim with mice to lower property values, take advantage of this to purchase lots of land cheap

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01-10-2018, 02:38 AM
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Coolacanth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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just to let everyone know i talked it out with myeth on discord and it's cool, we've come to an agreement and i'm right about the name and shit. im consequently going back to my old avatar image, the one we all remember and lvoe.

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01-19-2018, 07:59 PM
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Myeth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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It's summer vacation B)

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Man u sure u got the right myeth cus i didnt get any pings today...?

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01-20-2018, 12:51 AM
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kilozombie
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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vaccinate your beetles

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i had a nice long talk with myeth on discord and now all of myeth's possessions are mine.

man discussion is really fun and good and i'm glad it was had between totally real people!
01-20-2018, 12:52 AM
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Coolacanth
 RE: A TALE OF TWO MAYORS
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and no beef soup please

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myeth and i talked again today, we decided that myeth has to move to antarctica to live the life of a skua

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01-20-2018, 09:55 AM
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