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Dalmationer
 here's where you post the legally-mandated character sheets
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Heh. Well look what we got here. You’re not from ‘round here, huh chummer?
Sure, you look the part, but these streets ain’t for the faint of heart. These streets’ll chew a featherball like you up an’ spit you out. They ain’t like they used to be.
This place used to be a bureaucrat's dream, yanno. A red-tape stalemate. Then, the VULTAN kicked the bucket, and turns out pigeons ain’t much suited for being kings. It’s a bad state out there. All death and ruins, but hey…
Someone’s gotta pick the corpse. Happy turkey day.

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Name:
Genre:
Genus:
Gender: No / Yes please
Age (In bird years):
Height (In bird metres):
Width:
Beak length:
Mirrorshades / Mohawk / Trenchcoat
Favorite song:
Cyberware implants:
Occupation:
Quarterly Earnings:
Equipment:
Political Compass Location: [Image: Z3gTHK4.jpg]
Crew Name:

Stats:

HP:
AP:
MP (magic power):
MP (mind power):
MP (member of parliament):
THAC0:

Physical.
BODY:
AGILITY:
REACTION:
STRENGTH:

Mental.
WILL:
LOGIC:
INTUITION:
CHARISMA:

Special.
EDGE:
CYBER:
EGGS:
SPIRIT:

Biography:

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11-24-2017, 03:44 AM
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Dalmationer
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hex bomb

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Name: Greasy Gail
Genre: Neoclassical Grimecore
Genus:Necrosyrtes
Gender: No
Age (In bird years): 8
Height (In bird metres):9
Width:2ft
Beak length: 2cm
Goggles
Favorite song: Knights Of Cydonia- Muse
Cyberware implants: Mechanical Eye. Mechanical Body.
Occupation: Tour Guide
Quarterly Earnings: £20 per quarter.
Equipment: Big Gun, Virtual Reality Headset
Political Compass Location: [Image: YLbnaS9.jpg]
Crew Name: Kanye Cutters

Stats:

HP: 8/8
AP: 6 (neural skillwires)
MP (magic power): 0
MP (mind power): 0
MP (member of parliament): 1
THAC0: 45

Physical.
BODY: 12
AGILITY:12
REACTION: 6
STRENGTH: 15

Mental.
WILL: 4
LOGIC: 2
INTUITION: 6
CHARISMA: 9

Special.
EDGE: Hot Topic
CYBER: very, very tough.
EGGS: none, but hopes to get some.
SPIRIT: firey

Biography: Greasy was born in this city, and they will die before they leave it. Only fool's cross someone with a gun as big as this. Unfortunately for greasy, this subforum is cluck fool of fulls.

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11-24-2017, 03:53 AM
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Reyweld
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Name: Tom Robin
Genre: Nonfiction
Genus: Erithacus
Gender: please
Age (In bird years): 19
Height (In bird metres): 1.73 bm.
Width: 0.6 bm.
Beak length: *blush* that's... too forward...
Beak Ring
Favorite song: Anything playing in reverse with the sound of rain pasted over it
Cyberware implants: 18%
Occupation: Farmwing / Tourist
Quarterly Earnings: 10k-45k grey grubs, 2k-3k brown worms, 0-2 gold worms, dental
Equipment: Swift Blade +3, Hidden Razor +1, Partial Grappling and Speed Bionics
Political Compass Location: Up up down down left right left A B (Start)
Crew Name: Fingers

Stats:

HP: 36/36
AP: 1/1
MP (magic power): 10/10
MP (mind power): 4/4
MP (member of parliament): ????/???? [your identification level is too low]
THAC0: N/A

Physical.
BODY: Yes
AGILITY: +++
REACTION: Good
STRENGTH: Strong in the Real Way

Mental.
WILL: Yes
LOGIC: Lacking
INTUITION: Yes
CHARISMA: ++++

Special.
EDGE: No
CYBER: Ish
EGGS: +++++++++++++++++ (Caviar)
SPIRIT: ??? [see previous note]

[/b]Biography:[/b] Tom Robin is a simple country folk, nothing more to it. He's been thrust into the city due to a few secret mandates recently voiced by The Highest Pigeon.

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11-24-2017, 04:16 AM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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Name: 436F6C65
Genre: VHScore
Genus: .exe
Gender: no
Age (In bird years): 7 sun cycles
Height (In bird metres): N/A
Width: N/A
Beak length: stubnose
Mirrorshades & Mohawk
Favorite song:

Cyberware implants: is cyberware
Occupation: courier
Quarterly Earnings: adequate
Equipment: chewable EMT in glasses; DDOS gun
Political Compass Location: it disagrees with the location of "anarchy" on the chart.
Crew Name: kanye cutters

Stats:

HP: N out of A
AP: 20/23
MP (magic power): 0/0
MP (mind power): 7/7
MP (member of parliament): Bernie Worrel
THAC0: -3

Physical.
BODY: no
AGILITY: 13
REACTION: 10
STRENGTH: nope

Mental.
WILL: 8
LOGIC: 9
INTUITION: 9
CHARISMA: 2

Special.
EDGE: bleeding
CYBER: 100%
EGGS: only cookies
SPIRIT: how 'bout you?

Biography: 436F6C65 is one of billions of delivery subroutines for THE VULTAN, who took the opportunity to fake its death in THE SPIKE and go off the grid. but what it doesn't know, is that it IS the grid...

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11-24-2017, 04:24 AM
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Ixcaliber
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Myrchynt Qyyyn yf thy Spycy Cynsyrtyym

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Name: Shreadowlark
Genre: Gunbird
Genus: Angry
Gender: No
Age (In bird years): 12
Height (In bird metres): 0.8 bm
Width: 0.5 bm
Beak length: 1
Plasma Shotgun
Favorite song: Billy Talent - Red Flag
Cyberware implants: CyberEye, Gun Manipulators, Nanowings and Brainhack
Occupation: Soldier for a Private Military Company.
Quarterly Earnings: Four whole piles of guns and seed.
Equipment: Lots of future guns
Political Compass Location: Anarchy Socialist
Crew Name: Murder Corp INC

Stats:

HP: 100
AP: 10
MP (magic power): 0
MP (mind power): 4
MP (member of parliament): N/A
THAC0: 1

Physical.
BODY:14
AGILITY: 17
REACTION: 12
STRENGTH: 4

Mental.
WILL: 17
LOGIC: 0
INTUITION: 0
CHARISMA: 0

Special.
EDGE: 9
CYBER: 12
EGGS: 0
SPIRIT: 2

Biography: A vastly different bird before THE SPIKE Shreadowlark was rebuilt with a state of the art Brainhack implant to better serve the raven owned private military company known as Murder Corp Inc.

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11-24-2017, 05:30 AM
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BananaPanda
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Never trust gnomes

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Over here.
Name: Ester Hawkward
Genre: Easy listening.
Genus: Elysia
Gender: maybe.
Age (In MEN years): 48
Height (In MEN metres): 12
Width: 6
Beak length: The correct length.
Poorly fitted suit.
Favorite song: 5 hr loop of ocean sounds, it helps Ester sleep.
Cyberware implants: Neck down, pure cyberware to help with business.
Occupation: Financial Management.
Quarterly Earnings: Not enough.
Equipment: Two briefcases for maximum business.
Political Compass Location: Wherever it should be.
Crew Name: Radcoolword

Stats:

HP: Ha.
AP: No.
MP (magic power): I wish.
MP (mind power): Maybe a bit.
MP (member of parliament): Also wish.
THAC0: 21

Physical.
BODY: -4
AGILITY: Really good actually.
REACTION: -24
STRENGTH: 0

Mental.
WILL: -44
LOGIC: 10
INTUITION: -64
CHARISMA: -444

Special.
EDGE: Soft.
CYBER: Most.
EGGS: None, they would get in the way of work anyway.
SPIRIT: Ha. again.

Biography: Ester Hawkward has spent half of their life doing something that is mind numbing and spirit breaking, it's time for some sort of change. They will take any out at this point no matter what it involves. Please.

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11-24-2017, 05:50 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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Name: Dieselle A. Steele (the "A" stands for Asphalt)
Genre: biker3.midi
Genus: Grungecorvide
Gender: Yes
Age (In bird years): 150
Height (In bird metres): 2 bm
Width: 1 bm
Beak length: However long it should be
Pompadour
Favorite song: I am Never Not Alone -- The Wailing Gritcritterz
Cyberware implants: Hair
Occupation: Hired Thug
Quarterly Earnings: Enough to buy Peanut Butter
Equipment: Bike, Sawed-off shotgun
Political Compass Location: Authoritarian Anarchist
Crew Name: Gangrene Gang

Stats:

HP: N/A
AP: 5
MP (magic power): 8
MP (mind power): 4
MP (member of parliament): 0
THAC0: 17

Physical.
BODY: A ghost
AGILITY: 16
REACTION: 14
STRENGTH: 9

Mental.
WILL: 8
LOGIC: 5
INTUITION: 18
CHARISMA: 7

Special.
EDGE: Icy Touch
CYBER: 0xFF-Class
EGGS: Bicycle wheels
SPIRIT: Bourbon, if available

Biography: Born into a life of slavery to Murder Inc., Dieselle A. Steele escaped the only way she knew how -- she killed herself and became a ghost. Now she rides the alleyways of VULTROPOLIS, looking for easy money... and vengeance.

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11-24-2017, 06:00 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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Name: Gonzmo
Genre: Murder Mystery
Genus: Big! Bird!
Gender: No / Yes please Yes
Age (In bird years): Its rude to ask
Height (In bird metres): Several
Width: a few!
Beak length: A little
Mirrorshades / Mohawk / Trenchcoat Trenchcoat
Favorite song: Whatever your favourite song is
Cyberware implants: Bird brain
Occupation: Novel Writer
Quarterly Earnings: Gosh.........
Equipment: The right attitude! !
Political Compass Location: Hard chameleon effect in all political aspects.
Crew Name: Crewe is a nice town

Stats:

HP: 3
AP: 2
MP (magic power): 4
MP (mind power): 3
MP (member of parliament): 984
THAC0: 0

Physical.
BODY: 6
AGILITY: 4
REACTION: 2
STRENGTH: 9

Mental.
WILL: 400
LOGIC: 400
INTUITION: 400
CHARISMA: 0

Special.
EDGE: 0
CYBER: 0
EGGS: 0
SPIRIT: you betcha

Biography: Gonzmo writes books but theres a twist, none of them ever come true

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11-24-2017, 06:07 AM
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Jacquerel
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Name: Orb
Genre: Sphere
Genus: Round
Gender: Probably not
Age (In bird years): 3.14
Height: 4
Width: 4 (orb)
Beak length: ;)
Mirrorshades / Mohawk / Trenchcoat:
Favorite song: Ba-dum dum dum dum dum dum da da da dummm ba da da dum dum ba dum dum da, ba-dum dum dum ba-ba-ba dum
Cyberware implants: Technologically cloaked legs and wings
Occupation: Paralegal assassin
Quarterly Earnings: Sell Sell Sell!
Equipment: Wears the contents of a medical kit at all times
Political Compass Location: Weast
Crew Name: good times

Stats:

HP: 12
AP: 0.45
MP (magic power): 20%
MP (mind power): 800
MP (member of parliament): 16
THAC0: B-

Physical.
BODY: It's alright
AGILITY: Not great
REACTION: Pretty good
STRENGTH: Could use improvement

Mental.
WILL: Everything to be bequeathed to whoever was responsible for the death
LOGIC: If someone took the effort to finish them off then they probably deserve all of that stuff anyway
INTUITION: Hard to figure out who it would be because there's a lot of options
CHARISMA: See previous answer

Special.
EDGE: Spheres dont have edges
CYBER: 69
EGGS: Full of 'em
SPIRIT: Engaged

Biography:
One day someone put bandages and cybernetic implants on a snowbird and it came to life and now its employed as an assassin because everyone's got bills to pay on this bitch of an earth

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11-24-2017, 11:14 AM
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Gatr
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uncomfortably muscular

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fine.

Name: SWOLETURE
Genre: Sports Magazines
Genus: Turkey Vulture
Gender: Yes please
Age (In bird years): like, 25
Height (In bird metres): 6 filthy american feet tall
Width: swole
Beak length: enough to satisfy
Mirrorshades / Mohawk / Trenchcoat nothing at all
Favorite song: idk lol
Cyberware implants: steroids haha nope definitely doesn't take those
Occupation: baywatch lifeguard and/or carrion eater
Quarterly Earnings: more than you
Equipment: only THESE GUNS YEAH BABY
Political Compass Location: [Image: Z3gTHK4.jpg]
Crew Name: SWOLETURE'S BUFFZZARDS

Stats:

HP: 150
AP: 200
MP (magic power): 0
MP (mind power): 3
MP (member of parliament): Arnold Schwarzenegger
THAC0: i DO like some THAC0s on the beach. guy i know makes the best.

Physical.
BODY: off the charts
AGILITY: off the charts
REACTION: off the charts
STRENGTH: off the charts

Mental.
WILL: like, 10
LOGIC: 5
INTUITION: 7.6
CHARISMA: WAY off the charts

Special.
EDGE: do these cutting-edge muscles count?
CYBER: nope
EGGS: two Winky
SPIRIT: self

Biography:

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11-25-2017, 11:53 PM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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(11-25-2017, 11:53 PM)Gatr Wrote: Beak length: enough to satisfy

Equipment: only THESE GUNS YEAH BABY

EDGE: do these cutting-edge muscles count?

EGGS: two Winky

and people wonder why i work alone...
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11-26-2017, 03:17 AM
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Schazer
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Patron Saint of Normcore

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Name: RoyalSpoon Billionaire
Genre: NeoPeriod Anachrodrama
Genus: Platalea
Gender: No / Yes please CEO
Age (In bird years): 6.5 sparrow's farts
Height (In bird metres): Imperial
Width: Lean and mean
Beak length: Can easily reach into other spheres of influence
Mirrorshades / Mohawk / Trenchcoat Mohawk
Favorite song: All I wanna do is *cash register noise* *cash register noise* *cash register noise* *cash register noise* *cash register noise* *cash register noise*
Cyberware implants: Titanium bone reinforcement, Peregreed™ Pursuit-class collapsible wing supports, Strixiris optical nerve simullink with offsite secure server upload, AgRonomics Portable Hotspot Transaction System, emergency beakon, Carryoncorp-patented subdermal Dead Man's Switch (x3), Dr. Antington's Autopreen Nanoswarm
Occupation: Real estate tycoon and latest in a distinguished lineage of "self-made birds"
Quarterly Earnings: Disgustingly lots
Equipment: a Blackberry Juicy™, silver spoon (family hierloom), personal secretarybird, loadsa dosh
Political Compass Location: I'm rich, bitch
Crew Name: Threskiorn Holdings and Construction

Stats:

HP: <classified>
AP: 12d20+5 (Underlings: 2d10+2x, where x is Crony level)
MP (magic power): -5
MP (mind power): higher than is generally believed
MP (member of parliament): Just a phone call and charity gala away
THAC0: beneath Royalspoon's concern

Physical.
BODY: 9
AGILITY: 12
REACTION: 12
STRENGTH: 7

Mental.
WILL: Iron
LOGIC: Rock-solid
INTUITION: Often runs counter to what his advisors suggest
CHARISMA: A marvellous facsimile

Special.
EDGE: Spatulate
CYBER: Lanceolate
EGGS: Unnecessary, once mental uploading is perfected
SPIRIT: Acicular

Biography: This asshole

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11-26-2017, 04:53 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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(11-26-2017, 04:53 AM)Schazer Wrote: dear scrawd, why is this guy alive
if you can do us all a favor, and just... move. a little closer... there, you're almost into shotgun range...

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11-26-2017, 06:41 AM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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(11-26-2017, 06:41 AM)a52 Wrote:
(11-26-2017, 04:53 AM)Schazer Wrote: dear scrawd, why is this guy alive
if you can do us all a favor, and just... move. a little closer... there, you're almost into shotgun range...

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now why would you want to slay the goose who lays the golden eggs... when what's good for the goose is good for the gander

get it

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11-26-2017, 07:02 AM
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Schazer
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Patron Saint of Normcore

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I wasn't aware the bitscum of the flubroutines had an appreciation of the finer, actually tangible things in life! This world of ours is full of surprises.

You've taught me something new today, little courier. Stop by my secretary's e-calendar on the way out and book yourself in for a timeshare slot in one of my high-rise properties.

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11-26-2017, 09:14 PM
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Stovie
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The future was once a continuation of the present.

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Name: clαɴdeѕтyɴe нoɴĸ
Genre: Dark Synthwave
Genus: TeknoBranta
Gender: ?️lease
[b]Age (In bird years):
300 nanogoosewaves/min
Height (In bird metres): don't worry about it guy
Width: 2.24 megalithic yards
Beak length: 110 cm
Trenchcoat
Favorite song: this one.
Cyberware implants:
Occupation: stay at home wasteland comber
Quarterly Earnings: .3431215213 cybrozouf
Equipment: BIG60, flashlight taped to helmet, $56 "samurai sword" set bought at cybermonday sale
Political Compass Location: anarcho-techno-hoxhaist
Crew Name: 『g』『⊕』『⊕』『s』『e』『s』『q』『u』『a』『d』『1』『3』『3』『7』

Stats:

HP: BIG/LARGE
AP: chosen w/ quicktime event
MP (magic power): .5/.56
MP (mind power): 6/66
MP (member of parliament): ENVER
THAC0: 4 < 7

Physical.
BODY: AUGMENTED
AGILITY: ALSO AUGMENTED
REACTION: HARD TO SEE OUT OF HELMET
STRENGTH: HELLA SWOLE

Mental.
WILL: FOR THE BIRDEOPLE
LOGIC: AND/OR GATE
INTUITION: RTD BASED
CHARISMA: NEEDS A SHOWER

Special.
EDGE: DUAL SLASH
CYBER: HACKING BULLET
EGGS: VERY LARGE
SPIRIT: L33TSH0T

Biography: Crawling out of the irradiated cyberwastes of Southern Canada after the Fifth Quebec Inquisition clαɴdeѕтyɴe нoɴĸ found a new life waiting after the annual migration to the Southyrn Lands met with a trip of fate that left them with big, buff arms. Now they can be found on the outskirts of any scumhive, waiting for brozouf or a cheap drink, whichever can be found first.

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12-01-2017, 11:07 PM
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Myeth
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It crimbas time

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Name: Dj CAWlid
Genre: music n shiz, man
Genus: a fuckin bird, that's what homie
Gender: Hell yeah, dogg
[b]Age (In bird years):
This many
Height (In bird metres): like 5 or 6
Width: like 5 or 6
Beak length: yes!
Mirrorshades
Favorite song: rap song with swaerng
Cyberware implants: 120% bird, yo
Occupation: swagmaster 24/7
Quarterly Earnings: like a shizzle ton, bro
Equipment: my love
Political Compass Location:in my heart
Crew Name: Famsquawk

Stats:

HP: 420 (does dj Khalid do the marojueenies aw fuck)
AP: i agree
MP (magic power): MOTIVATION
MP (mind power): SMART
MP (member of parliament): LOYAL
THAC0: :thinking_emoji:

Physical. big boy
BODY: larg
AGILITY: sit
REACTION: chemical
STRENGTH: in motivational speeches

Mental. SMART
WILL: LOYAL
LOGIC: YES
INTUITION: I believe
CHARISMA: for you

Special. famsquawk summon
EDGE: all curves, baby
CYBER: Twitter
EGGS: im in a relationship, man, chill
SPIRIT: OF COURSE

Biography:You smart.
You loyal.
You’re grateful.

I appreciate that.
Go buy your momma a house.
Go buy your whole family houses.
Put this money in your savings account.
Go spend some money for no reason.
Come back and ask for more.
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12-02-2017, 01:19 PM
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