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bigro
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You duck into office 5, the closest to you on your left.

Inside is.....well, an office. Desk, filing cabinets, jar of pens, stapler, motivational poster on the wall telling you to seize the day. Computer. That last one could be worthwhile to you, but for now you're going for the filing cabinets. You open one up and its absolutely chock full of papers, mostly pay records from the looks of things. You wonder to yourself, is there anything in specific you need to look for here? You can't think of anything. Nothing useful in here but more pens you suppose.

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01-01-2018, 04:46 AM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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we said RIFLE through, there's a gun in here somewhere
01-01-2018, 04:59 AM
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FlanDab
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>Boot the computer.
>Lock the door.
>Hope the computer doesn't have a password.
01-01-2018, 08:40 AM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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> staple yourself a pair of shorts with the pay records

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01-01-2018, 11:29 AM
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bigro
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An idea pops into your mind. That idea is shorts. All this useless bullshit lying about and a stapler, this is a great idea. You take out some papers from the F section of this cabinet. You give the first page a quick look, looks like some guy called Rhy Fell doesn't get paid a lot! Oh well, now their records will be your clothes. You staple together some shorts and attempt to put them on. They kinda just come apart as you pull them up your legs, you aren't a tailor after all. After more fiddling around you manage to make a skirt kinda work, its not falling apart nor straight off any time soon. Better than nothing.
You boot up the computer and it whirrs to life. You go lock the door while its booting to avoid unwanted guests. You come back and sit on the office chair and are greeted by not a login screen but a command line. You uh, aren't so good at computer.

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01-01-2018, 12:36 PM
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FlanDab
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>Hello.
>show desktop
>open C://Desktop
01-01-2018, 12:55 PM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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> DIR
01-01-2018, 05:39 PM
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bigro
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You type in some commands.
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>$Hello
The program 'hello' can be found in the following packages:
* hello
* hello-traditional
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>$Show Desktop
Couldn't get a file descriptor referring to the console
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>$open C://Desktop
Couldn't get a file descriptor referring to the console
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>$DIR
DIR: command not found

You're at a loss.

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01-02-2018, 02:41 AM
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Akumu
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Strawberry Fields Forever

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>$Load hello
01-02-2018, 02:43 AM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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>$Load Pinball

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01-02-2018, 11:45 AM
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Robottobt
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hHHECK

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Ouch
> /help
01-02-2018, 11:50 AM
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bigro
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You punch in some more lines, maybe one will work.

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>$Load Hello
Hello
1ms
Code:
>$help
sent
Concerning result. But you soldier on.

Code:
>$Load Pinball
A small window appears with a pinball game on it that looks older than your grandma. It reads "3d pinball".

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01-03-2018, 01:56 AM
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Coolacanth
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> forget it, computer games suck. just bring the stapler and go to office 6

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01-03-2018, 08:37 AM
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FlanDab
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> $Start
> $Release Ball
> $Earn High Score
01-03-2018, 09:10 AM
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bigro
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Alright well one game couldn't hurt right? You press the enter button and the game starts. A small blinking notification is telling you to hold space to pull the plunger, and you do so. And release. The ball flies up the side of the table and enters through the top, hits a couple of bumpers and then starts falling down. Straight through the middle. You never had a chance.
Man enough with this.
You grab your stapler and head to another office. Office 6 across the gap seems wildly interesting but alas, when you enter, it's identical to the last. You think you can hear something stirring from afar but can't make out where it is.

>_

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01-03-2018, 09:42 AM
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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murder them with the stapler
01-03-2018, 01:52 PM
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Robottobt
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hHHECK

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>Commit some terrible crime using only that stapler, and whoever is over there.
01-04-2018, 12:04 AM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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> hide in office 9

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01-04-2018, 09:13 AM
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Comander obviou's

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01-07-2018, 07:55 AM
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bigro
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You hide by the door in office 6, when whatever it is out there comes by you're going to jump out and staple them. You are in no state of mind right now to even consider that this is a terrible idea only someone who is currently heavily medicated could come up with. You hear footsteps outside, though it sounds like they aren't wearing shoes. Your moment comes and you burst out, slamming the stapler right between their eyes.
Who is they? Its.....
It's that dog looking weirdo who you could have sworn was dead.
They haven't quite registered what happened yet and are quite shocked, just staring at you. Your makeshift skirt didn't handle the commotion and falls apart around your feet.

>_

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01-08-2018, 06:53 AM
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FlanDab
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...?!
01-08-2018, 08:07 AM
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Coolacanth
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>sorry for killing you, whoops

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01-08-2018, 10:03 AM
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bigro
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You stand there for the longest 5 seconds you are ever likely to live through. You break the silence by attempting to apologize, "oeueheh" you say. They, not quite as shocked as you thought, simply raises their....hands? Paws? Appendages. They raise them to their forehead and take the stapler off of you, and take out the staple embedded squarely in them. They drop the stapler and walk by you as though you just did not exist, they enter office 9. Rude.

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01-11-2018, 10:30 AM
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>...?
>Geez. I wonder if stuff like this happen frequently to him that he just shakes it off like it was nothing. It really makes me wonder.
01-11-2018, 10:43 AM
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follow them, they've got a good head on their shoulders. even better without the staple
01-11-2018, 07:30 PM
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