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Robot
 Animal Facts!
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Fact! Fact!

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Hello! I love animals. Do share your animal facts here!

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Did you know that the current human american president is actually 9 koalas stacked on top of eachother? Amazing!
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12-17-2017, 10:31 PM
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Reyweld
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Oh you mean the Finland president Sauli Niinistö? That explains a lot.

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12-17-2017, 11:12 PM
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Reyweld
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He's a real cutie, that current human president.

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12-17-2017, 11:13 PM
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SeaWyrm
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Fact: Many animals are made of meat.
12-17-2017, 11:39 PM
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Gatr
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it's gatr!

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Fact: American alligators and Mugger crocodiles are the only two reptiles documented to use tools. This is particularly impressive, considering most scientists have considered them to be evolutionarily stable. They've stayed pretty much the same for 300 million years, apparently (this is just from what i know).
Source: http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.10...013.858276

Fact: American alligators were originally listed as an endangered species in 1973, and have since become much more populous. They were removed from the endangered species lists in 1987.
Source: wiki i guess. this isnt high school

Fact: There are only roughly 250 Phillippine crocodiles existing in the wild. Fortunately, they are already protected under law, and have been since 2001.
Source: wiki again.

Fact: There are only 22 distinct species of crocodilians.

edit: i did not read the thread at all and just now saw you were being facetious about animals.

frankly im shocked and offended.

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12-18-2017, 01:08 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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Fact: Bandicoots are just pointy mice.

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12-18-2017, 01:09 AM
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Robot
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Fact! Fact!

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(12-17-2017, 11:13 PM)Reyweld Wrote: He's a real cutie, that current human president.

What a cute human president, I give him 10 star.

Quote:Fact: Many animals are made of meat.

Oh dear.

Quote:edit: i did not read the thread at all and just now saw you were being facetious about animals.

frankly im shocked and offended.

How dare you! All these facts come from a place of love. Do you dare mock my animal facts young man!?

Quote:Fact: Bandicoots are just pointy mice.

I like this fact very much, you're hired.
12-18-2017, 01:35 AM
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Robot
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Friends, I have another exciting animal fact to share!

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Did you know the squat animal at the park that makes strange wet-boot noises is called a "Dúck"? How strange!
12-18-2017, 01:42 AM
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Myeth
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Optimistic screeching

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Fact i love aminals

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12-18-2017, 01:49 AM
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Reyweld
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(12-18-2017, 01:08 AM)Gatr Wrote: Fact: American alligators and Mugger crocodiles are the only two reptiles documented to use tools. This is particularly impressive, considering most scientists have considered them to be evolutionarily stable. They've stayed pretty much the same for 300 million years, apparently (this is just from what i know).
Source: http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.10...013.858276

Fact: American alligators were originally listed as an endangered species in 1973, and have since become much more populous. They were removed from the endangered species lists in 1987.
Source: wiki i guess. this isnt high school

Fact: There are only roughly 250 Phillippine crocodiles existing in the wild. Fortunately, they are already protected under law, and have been since 2001.
Source: wiki again.

Fact: There are only 22 distinct species of crocodilians.

edit: i did not read the thread at all and just now saw you were being facetious about animals.

frankly im shocked and offended.

That link is not a link. I'm onto you, Gatr...

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12-18-2017, 02:02 AM
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Joe Starman
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Animal fact: The word animal comes from the root words -mal, meaning bad, and ani-, meaning Anikin Skywalker, or, as he is known more commonly, Darth Vader. This is clearly proof that George Lucas foreshadowed the classic twist in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back by going back in time and sowing the linguistic seeds for animal, the common English word we know today.
12-18-2017, 03:10 AM
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SeaWyrm
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Fact: The best animal out of all the animals is dragons.
12-18-2017, 05:28 AM
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Schazer
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(12-18-2017, 03:10 AM)Joe Starman Wrote: sowing the linguistic seeds for animal,

Fact: seeds are small sleeping animals
12-18-2017, 10:31 AM
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Gatr
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(12-18-2017, 02:02 AM)Reyweld Wrote: That link is not a link. I'm onto you, Gatr...

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tet...aterbirds/

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12-18-2017, 11:20 AM
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Dragon Fogel
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Fact: If you change just one letter in "Animal Facts", you get "Animal Farts".
12-18-2017, 05:25 PM
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bigro
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Please explain

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fact: dogs

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12-18-2017, 06:32 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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Fiction: cats

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12-18-2017, 07:33 PM
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Joe Starman
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Animal fact: Most large animals are made up of smaller animals. In fact, the gestalt entity known as ${USER_NAME} (that's you!) is composed of trillions of very small animals known as cells! Wowee!
12-19-2017, 01:35 AM
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Reyweld
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Animal fact: is a vegetable?









is a vegetable?

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12-19-2017, 02:25 AM
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Robot
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Fact! Fact!

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Quote:Fact i love aminals

Me too!!!

(12-18-2017, 03:10 AM)Joe Starman Wrote: Animal fact: The word animal comes from the root words -mal, meaning bad, and ani-, meaning Anikin Skywalker, or, as he is known more commonly, Darth Vader. This is clearly proof that George Lucas foreshadowed the classic twist in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back by going back in time and sowing the linguistic seeds for animal, the common English word we know today.

Truly remarkable... I do not know what this War Stars is but truly remarkable.

Quote:Fact: The best animal out of all the animals is dragons.

No! All animals are very, very, very, good! But I'm sure dragons have very good facts too, whatever they are!

Quote:Fact: seeds are small sleeping animals

Do not disturb, they absorb facts while they sleep.

Quote:fact: dogs

So that's what you call them! I love doges.

Quote:Fiction: cats

I do not know what a cat is, so this must be true...

Quote:Animal fact: Most large animals are made up of smaller animals. In fact, the gestalt entity known as ${USER_NAME} (that's you!) is composed of trillions of very small animals known as cells! Wowee!

But-

But Im Robot!?

Quote:Animal fact: is a vegetable?









is a vegetable?

We do not discuss the vegebales here! Terrible!!! They do not make barking noises and they look strange, I do not like them at all they threaten me.
12-19-2017, 03:14 PM
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Robottobt
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*procastinates harder*

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Fact! The largest known animal is the blue whale! Some can be 82 ft long!

Bad bad.
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Reyweld
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Animal Fact: I think, therefore I am an animal and not a vegetable.

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bigro
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Fact: sheep are lowkey extremely cute

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12-19-2017, 08:29 PM
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Robottobt
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More Facts! Jellyfish can and will eat your garbage if unprotected. Then proceed to melt and become "jellier" than before.

Bad bad.
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Angustine
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His Most Serene Higness

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Male echidnas have a four-headed penis.
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