Single Sentence Stories

Single Sentence Stories
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Single Sentence Stories
I implied to my family we were eating dead Sesame Street characters, and everyone just ignored me and kept eating.
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#2
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Sometimes I sit on the docks late at night, which is usually a good time for me to just relax and think, but last night I found my cat who I lost when I was in 3rd grade, he wasn't a cat anymore.
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#3
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I dropped my fourth phone in the ocean while washing onions
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#4
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for sale: babies, never worn
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#5
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Just assimilated some crunchy spheres, tasty boys they were.
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#6
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There, she once ran and laughed.
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#7
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Male, 20, pregnant with Satan's giraffe.
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#8
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I like peas so much.
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#9
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Salt spray in the wind reminds me of a time when it didn't.
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#10
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I could believe it wasn't butter, especially after the need for hasty relievence.
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#11
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The avalanche had buried them all alive, and they could still hear the sounds of merrymaking from the caravan parked atop their snowy barrow as they suffocated in darkness.
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#12
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He died chasing the whale that ate his leg.
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#13
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She loved a hairy man who lost his hair because of magic.
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#14
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The rat could talk and also cook.
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#15
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He punched a man but the man was actually himself.
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#16
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Covered in mud, Arnold prepared to stab his invisible extraterrestrial foe.
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#17
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There was a cat that wasn't.
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#18
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The bread was gone and so was the cake now mary had a problem and her head they did take.
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#19
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They were both tried, but only one was found guilty.
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#20
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They were both tired, but only one was found sleeping.
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#21
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They were both tired, but only one was found guilty.
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#22
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They were both missing, but only one was found, guilty.
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#23
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Three bicycles lay in the road, tires spinning, beside a single enormous tailfeather.
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#24
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The elf wearing sunglasses indoors looked at his mistakes; he died.
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#25
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The elf, a grown human man, taught us the true meaning of Christmas via goofy hijinks.
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