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Reyweld
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Tra͟sh R͠oya͢l ̷of S͜hi҉t To̢wn͞

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I implied to my family we were eating dead Sesame Street characters, and everyone just ignored me and kept eating.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
12-17-2017, 11:39 PM
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BananaPanda
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Never trust gnomes

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Sometimes I sit on the docks late at night, which is usually a good time for me to just relax and think, but last night I found my cat who I lost when I was in 3rd grade, he wasn't a cat anymore.

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12-17-2017, 11:56 PM
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Schazer
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Patron Saint of Normcore

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I dropped my fourth phone in the ocean while washing onions
12-17-2017, 11:57 PM
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a52
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Comander obviou's

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12-18-2017, 12:07 AM
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BananaPanda
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Never trust gnomes

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Over here.
Just assimilated some crunchy spheres, tasty boys they were.

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12-18-2017, 12:20 AM
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Gatr
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it's gatr!

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There, she once ran and laughed.

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12-18-2017, 01:15 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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Demonic Kitchen Appliance

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The deepest, most petrifying depths of your local Wal-Mart
Male, 20, pregnant with Satan's giraffe.

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12-18-2017, 07:26 PM
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Superficial
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Super Shark

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I like peas so much.
12-18-2017, 08:30 PM
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bigro
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Please explain

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I have the power of god
Salt spray in the wind reminds me of a time when it didn't.

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12-18-2017, 08:47 PM
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Reyweld
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Tra͟sh R͠oya͢l ̷of S͜hi҉t To̢wn͞

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I could believe it wasn't butter, especially after the need for hasty relievence.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
12-19-2017, 05:36 PM
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SeaWyrm
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The Roar of the Surf

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The avalanche had buried them all alive, and they could still hear the sounds of merrymaking from the caravan parked atop their snowy barrow as they suffocated in darkness.
12-19-2017, 09:59 PM
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btp
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word juggleryer

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He died chasing the whale that ate his leg.
12-19-2017, 10:02 PM
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btp
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word juggleryer

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She loved a hairy man who lost his hair because of magic.
12-19-2017, 10:03 PM
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btp
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The rat could talk and also cook.
12-19-2017, 10:04 PM
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btp
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He punched a man but the man was actually himself.
12-19-2017, 10:08 PM
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btp
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Covered in mud, Arnold prepared to stab his invisible extraterrestrial foe.
12-19-2017, 10:11 PM
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Myeth
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It's summer vacation B)

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The big lil' Q.a.t.a.r.
There was a cat that wasn't.

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12-19-2017, 10:36 PM
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bigro
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Please explain

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I have the power of god
The bread was gone and so was the cake now mary had a problem and her head they did take.

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12-19-2017, 11:17 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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The Goddamn Pacman

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They were both tried, but only one was found guilty.
12-20-2017, 12:32 AM
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SeaWyrm
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The Roar of the Surf

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They were both tired, but only one was found sleeping.
12-20-2017, 12:41 AM
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Reyweld
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They were both tired, but only one was found guilty.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
12-20-2017, 12:46 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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I have the power of god
They were both missing, but only one was found, guilty.

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12-20-2017, 12:59 AM
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SeaWyrm
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The Roar of the Surf

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Three bicycles lay in the road, tires spinning, beside a single enormous tailfeather.
12-20-2017, 01:27 AM
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Robottobt
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hHHECK

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Ouch
The elf wearing sunglasses indoors looked at his mistakes; he died.
12-20-2017, 01:35 AM
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btp
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word juggleryer

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The elf, a grown human man, taught us the true meaning of Christmas via goofy hijinks.
12-20-2017, 02:24 AM
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