why the h*ck are there so many guests

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why the h*ck are there so many guests
#1
are they bots? are they lurkers? some horrific mix of the two in which the turing test is blown out the water?
Does anyone have any insight to this at all?
There never used to be this many, back in the day you'd have like 3 or so at any given time.

If you're a lurker please do this for me.
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#2
A bunch of them are reading completely random, old threads, so I'm guessing they're mostly bots or trawlers of some sort.
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#3
It's me.
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#4
It's an air elemental.
They're actually guests of wind.
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#5
well I don't know about you lot but looking through what the guests are in fact reading does remind me of old threads that I once enjoyed so allow me to bring upon you all this grave warning

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#6
Well, I remember that awhile ago I just stalked everything in the mediawarks sub forum [I didn’t know there were other sub forums??] just so I could get a grip on how everything worked so my best guess is that they’re doing the same thing. or they could just be lurkers
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#7
Yeah they appear to be mostly bots. After all if you reload a few times you'll see that most of them will sooner or later hit the no permissions page (as they're clicking everything) which the common user wouldn't slam into.

Now I have no idea why eagletime has so many bots at all times. Like even if only half of the guests are bots 45 bots is still a lot.

What are they planning?
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#8
they're planning to steal eagle-time. yes, all of it
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#9
they're my friends
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#10
I want to be their friends
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#11
Ok but make sure to tell your friends to stop trying to give us a Practical Explanation about Next Life, and Purpose of Human Life.

Or maybe give us more of that. Either or is fine.
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#12
In one cheap moment
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#13
They’re gathering evidence for pre-crimes. It has been foreseen that every single human being will have committed at least three felonies by the year 2084.
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#14
listen i can commit 3 felonies in a day bucko thats nothing special.
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#15
Destroy them.
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#16
The bots...they are sleeping.. dont wake them up.
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#17
Too late!! You should have walked softer!!
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#18
walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the worm
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