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bigro
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They have all killed someone.

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01-03-2018, 10:19 PM
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Orpheus the Bard
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One of them holds a deep dark secret that could threaten the lives of their companions, as well as many others.
01-03-2018, 10:21 PM
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sugarthekitty
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ALSO THE CONVERTIBLE HAS ONE OF THOSE FLUFFY DICE THINGIES ON THE MIRROR

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01-03-2018, 10:26 PM
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SeaWyrm
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One of them is heir to a drinking straw fortune. Turns out drinking straws are serious money.
One of them is a clone, raised by a single parent (their genetic donor) who was infertile and uninterested in romantic relationships.
One of them is openly and unambiguously the avatar of a powerful deity, but they're pretty cool about it. Most of the time.
One of them was born and raised in the future, and was sent back in time to the present at the age of 6-and-a-half.
One of them collects stamps.

EDIT: Also they all like to sing in harmony together. They're extremely good. Everyone says they should take it professional, but they all prefer it as just a hobby.
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01-03-2018, 10:38 PM
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bigro
 RE: Five Guys, One Ride
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(01-03-2018, 10:19 PM)bigro Wrote: They have all killed someone.

To be more precise; they've all killed politicians and other important figureheads. They're the worlds most reliable assassins.

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01-03-2018, 10:42 PM
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SeaWyrm
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Also, they're all secretly dragons who have taken human form.
(Except for Dragon.)

Alternately, the convertible is secretly a dragon who has taken convertible form.
01-03-2018, 10:51 PM
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Clockwork Dragon
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A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep.
> Duck looks chill on the outside, constantly screaming inside. Master of keeping a cool head.
> Dragon is the muscle. Aro/ace. Cannot be flirted with. Will shank you.
> Pheasant is flirty, but wimpy. A real doormat. Please be gentle, v fragile.
> Tiger is big gay. Very gentle. Shaped like a friend.
> Turtle is the brains. Thinks everything through. Has like a billion back-up plans.

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01-03-2018, 11:53 PM
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Robottobt
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>everyone is dying of a different horrible disease and they need to get to the hospital. Problem is, the car only fits four people. five guys, one dies and it's up to us to choose who dies.
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01-04-2018, 12:07 AM
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Justice Watch
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(01-03-2018, 10:19 PM)bigro Wrote: They have all killed someone.

(01-03-2018, 10:10 PM)LoverIan Wrote: >They all love each other

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01-04-2018, 12:26 AM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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(01-03-2018, 10:19 PM)bigro Wrote: They have all killed someone.

seconding, but not the high-paid assassins part
01-04-2018, 12:35 AM
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Orpheus the Bard
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Key items are a must. Some possible interesting ones:
>One has a wide hip-bone of unknown origin
>One has a suitcase with several tags of different descriptions
>One has an empty pistol
>One has a set of five keys, three bent, two broken off completely, and one covered in rust
>One has a strip of worn photos from a photo-booth
01-04-2018, 01:01 AM
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Lordlyhour
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Duck once spent 12 hours trapped in an elevator. It was only the fourth most boring thing that has ever happened to him. The ninja attacks helped, A little
Pheasant owns and runs small landscaping business. He has no idea how it happened.
Tiger is Allergic to Bees, Shellfish, Chicken and most Shampoos. He exposes himself to them at every opportunity, To build up a tolerance. His Doctor Hates this.
Dragon has had a very lucrative career as a Model. He's quite humble about it to others, but it is a wellspring of inner pride
Turtle is an Intercontinental Rock-Skipping Champion three times over. Never fight him if he is holding a small pebble. He will use it to destroy you
01-04-2018, 01:20 AM
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typeandkey
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>They're all members of the ice cream enthusiasts club.
01-04-2018, 01:58 AM
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GlowyMushroom
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>They're all part of one of the toughest, roughest gangs in the city! But they always look out for each other and watch each other's backs!

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01-04-2018, 02:44 AM
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bigro
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all of the above

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01-04-2018, 02:52 AM
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FlanDab
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They are secretly the same person. They forgot they were and how to become one again.
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01-04-2018, 04:48 AM
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Superficial
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Spoiler: Duck's Joke Dating Profile
Bi/cis/20 yo/♂️/
hello i am Duck. one time i got stuck in an elevator for twelve hours and cried until the firemen found me. boring day, boring life lol. i've got these keys, but none of them are for my apartment??? what a strange dealio?? my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. with all those xs, you know you're going to have a good time c; warning: do not be fooled by my looks. i'm perpetually screaming on the inside. call your doctor and borrow their stethoscope if in doubt. maybe borrow their entire get-up for later if you catch my drift. i'll wait c;


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Spoiler: Dragon's Resume
Jeff Benington is a 22 year old man who was formerly a small-time model. Currently, he is vying to own an automobile repair shop. He currently owns a convertible that he passionately does maintenance on daily using auto mechanic skills gained from classes at Harley Jr. Technical College. Benington's hobbies include stamp collecting, quintet singing and automobile maintenance. His convertible, the rights of modification bought himself, can run on pure Sanguine Temperament using a specially-made engine, a mechanism that he is aiming to patent soon.


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Spoiler: Pheasant's Autobiography
There was a silence in the room and blood in my mouth. Black Bile was rising up to my neck, and I was about to choke. I thought that when I left The Forest, there would be no more of that depraved feeling of helplessness, that dehumanizing feeling on my back when pressed up against a corner. Again, I felt like my life was railroaded on a singular string of fate, a path straight to Hell.

The pistol in my hand was shaking-no, my own hand was shaking. And I regret to say that I still own that pistol out of shame. That night, I wanted to find love, someone to swaddle me in their arms until the night blinked out and the day came. I wanted to find warmth in my heart.

But the only warmth I found was in the quickly-draining blood at my feet.


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Spoiler: Tiger's Recorder Logs
Log number a hundred and five. January 2nd. I'm Big Gay and Duck's a furry. Both may be chronic. End log.

Log number a hundred and six. January 3rd. Still Big Gay. Duck is still a furry though his fursuit remains undiscovered. Will the expedition never end? End log.

Log number a hundred and seven. January 4th. The Head Honcho says we're moving to some rural town. Unfortunately, I am still Big Gay which will still attract the homophobes. How will my gayness interact with this new environment I wonder? In other news, Duck's fursuit has not been found even with months of searching. Perhaps...there is no fursuit...?
...
Duck's furriness status has been changed from definite to unknown. End Log.

Log number a hundred and eight. January 6th. I have been side-tracked by packing, but I have come across a breakthrough. Duck's fursuit has been found. I repeat, Duck's fursuit has been found. Unfortunately, the fursuit is literally just a vest suit with fur on it, and not the fursuit that I hoped it was. Still, it is progress that has bumped Duck's furry status from unknown back to definite! End Log!


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Spoiler: Turtle's Poem
The Man with the Mohawk
You'll find me near the lake
A stone in my hand and
A figure on the land and
My footprints in the sand and
The wind, piercing
through the hairs of my mohawk

Clumsily, I would do a somersault
Cause in my world there is no fault
Wrung in that regret
And won't let it set
And pushed it Up! onto the shore
The water, flowing
through the hairs of my mohawk

And by those waves I like to walk
And listen to the song of spring
My ears would pucker, my head would cock
Where the season ends, and the season starts
That melody, singing
through the strings of my heart


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Which of these Five Guys do you want to focus on for now?

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01-07-2018, 02:03 AM
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Orpheus the Bard
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The man with a van, Dragon.
01-07-2018, 02:09 AM
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Clockwork Dragon
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> Dragon Jeff Benington

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01-07-2018, 02:11 AM
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01-07-2018, 02:19 AM
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sugarthekitty
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01-07-2018, 02:21 AM
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LammarWesley
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Duck, duck, duck, duck, GHOOST.
01-07-2018, 02:35 AM
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SeaWyrm
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Pheasant. But maybe also Dragon.
01-07-2018, 02:47 AM
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bigro
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whatever you do dont look at dragon, that sure would drag on

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The landfill, please visit it's lonely
>Everyone's goin with dragon, SO WHY NOT

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01-07-2018, 03:14 AM
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