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you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!!
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Wheat
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I'm the devil hell kid man, tell me your worst things, hissssssss

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01-22-2018, 12:03 AM
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love it when people are trying to sleep but you hear stray cats fighting outside. wonder how those cats got there? me. i make 'em fite

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01-22-2018, 12:05 AM
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making pictures in restaurants be hung off center. i'm one crooked customer. try to eat in peace when that piece of shit is setting you off like a firecracker, bucko. i'm the hell kid! fear my wraths

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01-22-2018, 12:08 AM
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Wheat
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ienreraerara.

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01-22-2018, 12:10 AM
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Wheat
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I call the above post a work of art. I'll link to it in all of my social medias. I also got all my friends to up-boost it and also talk about how fukkin hilarious it is. then when asked to explain why i just dump on you for being a nerd and not getting it. are you behind the times? hell kid strikes again

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01-22-2018, 12:12 AM
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Wheat
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I Am Jack's Timely Reference To Movies, aka the devil hell kid

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01-22-2018, 12:14 AM
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Wheat
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worked hard on that tumblr post didn't you? sure would be a shame if someone made it only get 3 notes..........

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01-22-2018, 12:23 AM
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01-22-2018, 12:31 AM
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all right [size=gimungous]ASS WHOLES[/huge] LET ME tell you about something that happened at work today a customer left a bunch of change on the counter as a tip because he was flying to france and there's no fucking way you can change 40p to euros right ANY WAY the next ass whole in line walks up to the till, and you know what he does

he just
looks down at the counter
and scoops up all the tips that last guy left
and sticks em in his pocket

and im just staring at him like how fucking dare you you piece of garbage if this place wasn't swarming with cops with machine guns i'd have vaulted over this counter and kicked the shit outta you for that what the fuck



later on someone asked me to make them another cappuccino because the one i made them had foam in it. thats what a cappuccino is. why not just ask for a latte with chocolate.

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01-22-2018, 01:01 AM
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01-22-2018, 01:04 AM
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Joe Starman
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hello hellzone, I'd like to order a calzone

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
01-22-2018, 01:09 AM
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here's youre calzone. i serve it..... with NO side of maranara

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01-22-2018, 01:12 AM
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Wheat
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gun

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01-22-2018, 01:12 AM
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en this plays eye maek powst
01-22-2018, 01:16 AM
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Wheat
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my ass expands

and

EXPLODES


Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage

this is an elevator. I do not apologize for the fart gas I have left

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01-22-2018, 01:21 AM
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Dalmationer
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mi nam is jokes
and in the thred
eye post away
this text is red
and tho im new
and mybe lost
eye com to thred
eye maek the powst

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01-22-2018, 01:23 AM
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Wheat
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you can't do that without constructing more pylons.

(gaming joke from me the devil hell kid man)

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01-22-2018, 01:36 AM
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Joe Starman
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(01-22-2018, 01:12 AM)Wheat Wrote: here's youre calzone. i serve it..... with NO side of maranara

very poor customer service... 2/5 stars

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
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Joe Starman
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(01-22-2018, 01:23 AM)Dalmationer Wrote: mi nam is jokes
and in the thred
eye post away
this text is red
and tho im new
and mybe lost
eye com to thred
eye maek the powst

good poem, nice use of imagery... 4/5 stars

(02-16-2018, 08:26 AM)Myeth Wrote: m.ay you reincarnat.e as a bea-tiful(ful) bir.d in your next l-ife, Joe Starman
01-22-2018, 02:13 AM
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lol weird thread
01-22-2018, 02:27 AM
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(01-22-2018, 02:27 AM)steemeeloavez Wrote: lol weird thread

I'm with steemeeloavez... this one's a little "out there" lol
01-22-2018, 03:34 AM
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Wheat
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Me, the devil hell kid, was once a consultant for politics. you may know my work if you've ever thought to yourself "hmmm. maybe kids should have pokemon gone to the polls."

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01-22-2018, 03:55 AM
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Wheat
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i designed water temples in video game. another "classic gamer joke" from me. ice physics? me. "good level design" that all your favorite let's players complain about? me. i'm <looks up the name> keji inafune and i made mighty number nine

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01-22-2018, 03:57 AM
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Are you the rude dog who made the outside of an orange taste bitter so that it's unpleasant to open with your teeth?
01-22-2018, 04:03 AM
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wish i could take credit, but that was my rival, unpleasant underworld daemon dame

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01-22-2018, 04:08 AM
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