you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!!

i did market tomato juice as a "health drink" though, even though it tastes like a warm diaper in a can

furthermore, i made this thread. you're in it. welcome to the HELLZONE, baby.... you're gonna die...!

surely being in hell would imply we're already dead.

pleased to meet you, i've guessed your name.
What I wanna know is, what's your game?

Large Textdo you wanna try jacking of my cyber nuts, fellow demons of hellzone

I will stare you down as I smear gallons of delicious ice cream on the floor.

just want to repeat that this thread truly is a hellzone, and was an incredibly bad idea for a thread

All I gotta say is...

Good job

Signed,
goblin's

In the end, what is a good idea for a thread?
(wait, isn't there a thread for that?)

EDIT: Of course there is.

EDIT: i think this is a good thread

i think this is a good bread

I think this is a good dread.

i was pretty drunk when i made it. when i woke up i had really unpleasant hot alcohol farts. ass-cursed by the devil hell kid

uh, yuck

goblin's your a bug that lives in the mouth of a fish you're not allowed to be grossed out

a dark time in my life... the hellzone. forever with me. forever haunted by devil hell kid man

my girlfriends brother shaved his entire head (including eyebrows) and i think hellzone is responsible for it

i don't actually dislike him.

i think he's a not in the hellzone and if he is a in the hellzone then he is okay to be in the hellzone.

i've saved him onto my hard drive as "good guy"

I think hes a jerk ass whole who oughta get outta my darn hair

I need to know, did you create stinging nettles? They give you hives if you slightly brush against them, and it hurts. Alot. :'))

no i did not create them, but now i will spread them across the plains wide and far like a good ol johnny nettleseed

That blatant misuse of the word rump will bring about the end times.

hey im here to get my oil changed and my tires rotated, do y'all do that or like, is this the wrong entrance . . .