yiff foxswarthy's classic You Might Be a Furry comedy routine

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yiff foxswarthy's classic You Might Be a Furry comedy routine
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yiff foxswarthy's classic You Might Be a Furry comedy routine
If you see a dog chasing a car and think to yourself, "if they catch it, I hope they're up for sharing"... then You Might Be A Furry.
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if you look at a certain pokemon on your team, point at it and say, me. then proceed to protect them and never put them into danger so they never faint the rest of your run because doing so would crush you... then You Might Be A Furry.
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if you've already agreed to become a birdsen, and signed the unspoken contract to forsake humanity in the process... then You Might Be a Furry.
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how's everybody out there doing tonight? I just flew in and boy are my wings tired, from being a birdsen that uses their own wings to fly. If you too have undergone genetic engineering or a surprising transformation to get non-standard animal features, then You Might Be a Furry
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if you looked on at a local costumed sports mascot at some event and thought to yourself, "hmm... imagine me doing a flaming bike stunt off a ramp in that getup before a stadium of 20,000 people. I would not be anxious in the least. in fact it would probably kick balls and ass"... then You Might Be a Furry
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if you have a eagle headmask that you put on and vogue + pose for pictures with other people in public yeah yr def a furry
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If you have a fursona, then You Might Be a Furry.


it's possible
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If you remark to other people how you can't draw the shape of a human worth shit since all the dangly bits are too gangly to get down with the proper proportions, but can roll out 50 cartoon animals like a spring breeze... then You Might Be a Furry.
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If you're hearing the classic jeff foxworthy voice in your head right now but your brain has helpfully turned all of the l's and r's into w's... then You Might Be a Fuwwy.
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If you have a tome the size of a russian novel full of OCs who you have yet to find a setting for, and probably never will find a place for bc the rate at which you pump out new OCs reminds other people of rabbits breeding... then You Might Be a Furry.
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If your origin story involves a large egg then you might be a furry
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Question: If I'm a furry, am I a furry?

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If the word "digitigrade" comes up for you more than two times a year in day-to-day conversation... then You Might Be a Furry.
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(02-01-2018, 02:00 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »Question: If I'm a furry, am I a furry?

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If you're a furry... then You Might Be a Furry.
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(02-01-2018, 02:03 AM)Wheat Wrote: »If the word "digitigrade" comes up for you more than two times a year in day-to-day conversation... then You Might Be a Furry.

*points*

me

(02-01-2018, 01:31 AM)Wheat Wrote: »if you look at a certain pokemon on your team, point at it and say, me. then proceed to protect them and never put them into danger so they never faint the rest of your run because doing so would crush you... then You Might Be A Furry.

*points*

also
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folks start making the mouth appearance of somebody saying the word "anthropomorphic" and like an owl my head instantly swivels to full, attentive, wary view, am i a furry?
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If you have a pavlovian response to the prefix "anthro"... then You Might Be a Furry.
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i want the aliens to win if they invade, am i a furry

please help the cops need to know
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If you picked doing a science project on pavlovian responses for the chance to RP a dog in the middle of class... then You Might Be a Furry.
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(02-01-2018, 02:10 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »i want the aliens to win if they invade, am i a furry

please help the cops need to know
If your reaction to any alien invasion movie or kaiju flick where an outside force is punishing humanity for their hubris, and the primary question that lingers with you the whole time is "yeah but what's going to happen to humanity's pets? hope they can adjust to their new masters"... then You Might Be A Furry.
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(02-01-2018, 01:36 AM)Wheat Wrote: »If you have a fursona, then You Might Be a Furry.


it's possible

hey look i just like drawing myself as a rabbit. that doesn't MEAN i'm a furry
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If you have at least once taken a base character, took a look at your spare leg pile™, and started into a manic frenzy slapping more and more legs onto to them, shouting legs! LEGS! NEVER ENOUGH LEGGGGGGS all the while, and when you were finished the character was unrecognizable as anything other than a swarming mass of legs (maybe a tail poking off to the side somewhere but you aren't sure), then You Might Be a Furry.
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(02-01-2018, 02:24 AM)wiltingMyosotis Wrote: »hey look i just like drawing myself as a rabbit. that doesn't MEAN i'm a furry
*doing the 'naw dawg i don't want any trouble' hand gestures*
now now I only said you might be a furry. you don't have to start anything with me, do what you will...

*discretely drops a headband with the large kind of ears that stick upwards onto the ground behind me while i exit*
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If someone tells you you should wear a suit to a job interview, and your first thought is, man, I wish... then You Might Be a Furry.
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If I have a strongly-seated belief that whether or not P is equal to or a strict subset of NP is an undecidable proposition in our current axiomatic framework, am I a furry?
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