yiff foxswarthy's classic You Might Be a Furry comedy routine

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yiff foxswarthy's classic You Might Be a Furry comedy routine
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(02-01-2018, 02:49 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »If I have a strongly-seated belief that whether or not P is equal to or a strict subset of NP is an undecidable proposition in our current axiomatic framework, am I a furry?

If there existed a definitive proof for testing whether or not one is a furry, but it was based on a trained dog sniffing out furriness instead of a logical proof, and the furry-detecting dog started barking when they sniffed you out... then You Might Be a Furry.
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#28
If you spend most of your time on a petsite in the clothes and accessories menu so you can trick out your pet with the sickest new fashions, and then a make a backstory for them that they are going to graduate Pet University so you can release them in an event you liveblog while crying real tears of joy over how they grow up so fast... then You Might Be a Furry.
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#29
If, on a cold day/night, you decided to make a fort out of pillows and blankets, gathered a bunch of snacks to take inside your fort, and then resolved to hibernate as long as possible in your new 'nest' for the life experience... then You Might Be a Furry.
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#30
Furry? Never heard of her. I don't even know her middle name
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(02-01-2018, 10:30 AM)Myeth Wrote: »Furry? Never heard of her. I don't even know her middle name

She doesn't even know my middle name its true :(
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#32
*enters the room* What? What is all this? *headtilts* I don't get it, what's a "furry"? *ears fold down in confusion*
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#33
(lol jk i don't actually have ears)
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#34
(02-01-2018, 05:14 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »(lol jk i don't actually have ears)

Not at all? *wiggles ears in concern*
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#35
*ears perk up in appreciation of your concern* Nah, not really.
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#36
0W0 what's this thread?
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#37
(02-04-2018, 08:37 PM)Robottobt Wrote: »0W0 what's this thread?
Anybody who has ever gone 0ω0 is a huge furry
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#39
oωo

0W0


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(02-05-2018, 05:57 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »oωo

0W0


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#41
you might be a furry if you have fur growing on your body in places that are nonstandard for the typical human being!
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#42
Or you might just be moldy.
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#43
how about scales nonstandard for a human?
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#44
i don't think any scales are standard for a human
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(02-06-2018, 10:55 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »Or you might just be moldy.

Fungi are furries too
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(02-07-2018, 12:09 AM)a52 Wrote: »i don't think any scales are standard for a human

psoriasis makes painful scales
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Are you a furry if you commission artwork of a character based on yourself transforming into a cat?
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If you're on the internet long enough... then You Might Be a Furry.
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#49
(02-01-2018, 02:24 AM)wiltingMyosotis Wrote: »
(02-01-2018, 01:36 AM)Wheat Wrote: »If you have a fursona, then You Might Be a Furry.


it's possible

hey look i just like drawing myself as a rabbit. that doesn't MEAN i'm a furry

Well,
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(02-17-2018, 06:27 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
(02-01-2018, 02:24 AM)wiltingMyosotis Wrote: »
(02-01-2018, 01:36 AM)Wheat Wrote: »If you have a fursona, then You Might Be a Furry.


it's possible

hey look i just like drawing myself as a rabbit. that doesn't MEAN i'm a furry

Well,

Do you have anything that contradicts that fact,
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