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Robottobt
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Why do people use garbage disposals? They just spit wepons at you! If there are any other appliances I should ban from this earthy realm please let me know. There's work to be done.

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02-07-2018, 11:47 PM
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Joe Starman
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I've never seen a garbage disposal, but I am terrified of them because of the movie Small Soldiers.

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02-08-2018, 12:02 AM
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SeaWyrm
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I'm terrified of them because of the book Two Bad Ants.
02-08-2018, 12:51 AM
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Plaid
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I'm terrified of mine because of the noise it makes

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02-08-2018, 01:02 AM
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btp
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The sun is the only appliance you need!

Clothes dryers? Microwaves? Garbage disposals? Just set those suckers out in the sun and wait for it to do its magic!
02-08-2018, 01:45 AM
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Gimeurcookie
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When I moved to Florida years ago the sink had a light switch near it so I thought it was for the lights but nope it was for the spinning wheel of screaming death that lives in the sink.

Until that point in my life I thought garbage disposals were just a fancy way to say trash can, I didn't know people actually tossed food stuff trash into their sink and it still baffles me to this day.

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02-08-2018, 02:16 AM
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Kíeros
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I'm going to blame argononic structures for it. That seems like as fair a deal as any.

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02-08-2018, 05:32 AM
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bigro
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I have literally never encountered one of these beasts and I am not convinced they are real because the idea seems so bafflingly pointlessly overkill I just refuse to accept its a normal thing for some folk.

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02-08-2018, 06:39 AM
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a52
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i have one. it's good for stuff that doesn't really work in either the trash or the compost. or if you're just lazy and don't want to bother to put stuff in the conpost.
02-08-2018, 06:44 AM
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Joe Starman
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02-09-2018, 07:55 PM
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Gatr
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garbage disposals are useful for washing plates that still have food stuck to them and you dont want it clogging up the drain, but you also dont want to go to the trouble of scraping it off and into the trash can.

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02-10-2018, 01:46 PM
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awkwardcarapace
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The only reason I know about garbage disposals are gruesome deaths in movies

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02-11-2018, 11:27 AM
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Reyweld
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(02-11-2018, 11:27 AM)awkwardcarapace Wrote: The only reason I know about garbage disposals are gruesome deaths in movies

Same + that one scene in Heroes when the cheerleader sticks her hand into it

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And then annihilate them as a powermove
02-11-2018, 05:46 PM
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Dalmationer
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We dont have them in scotland

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02-16-2018, 05:14 PM
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